You can call me Al.
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I said rock. What's the matter with you rock?
The fuck?
February 8, 2026 at 9:16 PM
The fuck?
I'm intensely relaxed about Mandelson's departure.
February 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I'm intensely relaxed about Mandelson's departure.
Andy's gotta Burnham I guess.
fry from futurama is shocked with his mouth open
ALT: fry from futurama is shocked with his mouth open
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January 24, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Andy's gotta Burnham I guess.
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-laughs nervously in Ukrainian-
So er, I don't want to be alarmist my Canadian friends but it's not a GREAT sign when the superpower next door starts talking about how the people of a resource rich region of yours yearn for the freedom to join them and suggesting referendums...
So er, I don't want to be alarmist my Canadian friends but it's not a GREAT sign when the superpower next door starts talking about how the people of a resource rich region of yours yearn for the freedom to join them and suggesting referendums...
Bessent pushes Albertan independence from Canada: "Albertans are very independent people. There's a rumor they may have a referendum on whether they want to stay in Canada or not. People are talking. People want sovereignty. They want what the US has got."
January 23, 2026 at 4:27 PM
-laughs nervously in Ukrainian-
So er, I don't want to be alarmist my Canadian friends but it's not a GREAT sign when the superpower next door starts talking about how the people of a resource rich region of yours yearn for the freedom to join them and suggesting referendums...
So er, I don't want to be alarmist my Canadian friends but it's not a GREAT sign when the superpower next door starts talking about how the people of a resource rich region of yours yearn for the freedom to join them and suggesting referendums...
‘I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace’
January 19, 2026 at 8:45 PM
‘I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace’
Can't stop laughing
January 19, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Can't stop laughing
Spoonerise a song title and make it better.
🎵 Big Cock Randy Mountain 🎶
🎵 Big Cock Randy Mountain 🎶
January 17, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Spoonerise a song title and make it better.
🎵 Big Cock Randy Mountain 🎶
🎵 Big Cock Randy Mountain 🎶
It's a fucking low bar, but even Zahawi managed to jump before getting pushed!
January 15, 2026 at 11:47 AM
It's a fucking low bar, but even Zahawi managed to jump before getting pushed!
Post a picture of an artist whose art is as terrible as their person.
January 14, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Post a picture of an artist whose art is as terrible as their person.
Birmingham City Council could fund itself by actively enforcing this
“Pavements are for pedestrians, not vehicles,” says Oxfordshire County Council’s Cllr Andrew Gant as the Government introduces new rules on pavement parking where councils will be allowed to introduce and enforce a ban: “We welcome the opportunity to apply for the powers to enforce this.”
January 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Birmingham City Council could fund itself by actively enforcing this
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❤️🔥Tory sources confirm that Nadhim Zahawi made approaches to senior members of Kemi Badenoch's team about getting a peerage just weeks before defecting to Reform UK - but was turned down.
January 12, 2026 at 2:35 PM
❤️🔥Tory sources confirm that Nadhim Zahawi made approaches to senior members of Kemi Badenoch's team about getting a peerage just weeks before defecting to Reform UK - but was turned down.
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Every now and then when a certain person comes on the radio I remember how sad it was when that lovely man on Twitter was misunderstood and bullied so much by him and his team that he ended up taking his life. I remember he had a couple of kids too. A sad day and no consequence as far as I ever saw
January 12, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Every now and then when a certain person comes on the radio I remember how sad it was when that lovely man on Twitter was misunderstood and bullied so much by him and his team that he ended up taking his life. I remember he had a couple of kids too. A sad day and no consequence as far as I ever saw
Thoughts and prayers with Owen Jones at this difficult time.
January 3, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Thoughts and prayers with Owen Jones at this difficult time.
My feed had gone Caracas.
January 3, 2026 at 7:53 AM
My feed had gone Caracas.
This is the type of content I'm here for.
Just to be pedantic, that's a wind band rather than a brass band.
December 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This is the type of content I'm here for.
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Even by my low expectations for Kemi Badenoch ‘violence against women and girls is something done by immigrants and nobody else’ has shocked me.
Dog-whistle and factually incorrect. Ladies, raise your hand if you were sexually assaulted by a boy at school? I’d wager this or a family member is most women’s first experience of sexual violence
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Even by my low expectations for Kemi Badenoch ‘violence against women and girls is something done by immigrants and nobody else’ has shocked me.
BBC News - Kennedy Center to be renamed Trump-Kennedy Center, White House says
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Kennedy Center to be renamed Trump-Kennedy Center, White House says
The board of the performing arts centre, which was appointed by Trump, voted to rename it to honour him, the White House press secretary says.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
BBC News - Kennedy Center to be renamed Trump-Kennedy Center, White House says
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - Cooking oil sparks large scale fire in Walsall overnight - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Cooking oil sparks large scale fire in Walsall overnight
The fire service was called to a commercial building on Newfield Close on Sunday evening.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 15, 2025 at 8:58 AM
BBC News - Cooking oil sparks large scale fire in Walsall overnight - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - What it would really take to stop Putin fighting in Ukraine - BBC News
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
What it would really take to stop Putin fighting in Ukraine
As peace talks continue in Berlin, what - if anything - could potentially change Putin's mind? And could Europe do anything differently?
www.bbc.co.uk
December 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
BBC News - What it would really take to stop Putin fighting in Ukraine - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Evergreen bleet
I just hope it doesn't lead to more poetry
December 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Evergreen bleet
Let's do this.
"I'm a billionaire, get me out of here" would be an absolute blockbuster".
"I'm a billionaire, get me out of here" would be an absolute blockbuster".
December 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Let's do this.
"I'm a billionaire, get me out of here" would be an absolute blockbuster".
"I'm a billionaire, get me out of here" would be an absolute blockbuster".
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Not a reliable method of contraception.
December 13, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Not a reliable method of contraception.
Lads, I just won a round of #BandOrNotABand. #LadyBoner
December 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Lads, I just won a round of #BandOrNotABand. #LadyBoner
It's with a heavy heart that I announce that I too shall be boycotting Eurovision this year (as I have done every other year).
December 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It's with a heavy heart that I announce that I too shall be boycotting Eurovision this year (as I have done every other year).
I'm older than time and nothing surprises me anymore.
That said, this is fucking amazeballs.
That said, this is fucking amazeballs.
A thousand stories involving major violence in the Old Testament and *that’s* the example she picks???
Quite the shift from "I think if you do something bad you should die" immediately to "as they say in the Bible..."
December 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I'm older than time and nothing surprises me anymore.
That said, this is fucking amazeballs.
That said, this is fucking amazeballs.