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How would one sing the happy birthday song to this person?
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The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
hmm, yes, this is drivel
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I think we know where this is going:
A tiny Stonehenge descends in This Is Spinal Tap.
These are actual ponds!
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I've made a really big device that hurls peppers around, causing them to knock into eachother and change course. I'm calling it the Large Padro.....[shot rings out]
People can spend their money how they like and if they want to spend it on conspiratorial nonsense then so be it
40 members of staff

30,000 direct debits giving £5.5 million

Total income approx £6.4 million

Jolyon Maugham paid approx £93k pa
The EHRC has *always* said that orgs need to seek their own legal advice. But of course these clowns are trying to spin a tale
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We've written to @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social to request the government to revoke the 2011 services code and make our updated version statutory. It accurately reflects the law and updated guidance is urgently needed: www.equalityhumanrights.com/media-centre...
This website is great
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"You boy! Could you summon medical assistance?"
Scrooge leaning out of a window meme image
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Pretty pleased with my first day as head of IT at Vodafone.
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Bluesky would give Der Stürmer a pass if they did enough gags about JK Rowling.
Okay I guess people are fine with being antisemitic on main
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The counter for the number of times I've remembered I'd eaten beetroot even after saying out loud "remember this tomorrow" remains set a zero
Jews as puppet masters is a very common antisemitic trope
Oh, the bottom of her dress is v odd. Guess it is AI
Think it's the crowd reaction?