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I just hope it doesn't lead to more poetry
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December 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Lot of banging of drums and shouting outside HMP Pentonville. People starving themselves with full encouragement from members of the public. A death cult
December 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Today's reminder was that it's been 16 years since I got an email from a recruitment consultant who was "looking for someone with your skillet."

I never replied, as I wasn't looking for wok.
December 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Love it when you point out that something someone's posted is untrue so they delete the post and block you
December 18, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Seems worth a go
December 18, 2025 at 7:27 AM
If the US survives Trump we can troll them forever
Trump put this under Obama’s picture in the White House 😂
December 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"Delicious" or "tastes like the underside of a groundsheet"?
December 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
No, thanks
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Just seen a fucking wasp lads
December 16, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
wtf
🔺 NEW: Son Nick arrested after Rob Reiner and wife found dead in LA home
Director Rob Reiner and wife found dead in LA home
www.thetimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I regret to inform you
I just hope it doesn't lead to more poetry
December 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
December 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Head of commission with responsibility to enforce Equality Act expects people to follow Equality Act
December 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
December 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
December 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
All the replies to this make Elon look less of an imbecile. Well done lads
December 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Just checking in on X
December 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
December 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
December 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Satire is dead
Quelle surprise: Amu Gib, one of the PA hunger strikers real name is Amy Gardiner-Gibson “a queer activist affiliated with Palestine Action. Gib identifies with non-binary or gender-fluid pronouns and their activism intersects queer solidarity with Palestinian liberation efforts”
But who is dad?
1/3
December 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
His poetry, however
I don't think Robin Ince should have to quit for expressing his views on gender/Gaza etc fwiw
With the usual caveats of course
December 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I don't think Robin Ince should have to quit for expressing his views on gender/Gaza etc fwiw
With the usual caveats of course
December 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
This is what I like to see
December 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM