Andrew R
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"… and if the proctologists can do two at once then that will cut the waiting lists."
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"… and if the proctologists can do two at once then that will cut the waiting lists."
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Maybe I'm missing something, but I'm not sure this is going to *really* verify it's me.
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Maybe I'm missing something, but I'm not sure this is going to *really* verify it's me.
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There will come a day when I tire of reading about the Your Party uncivil war.
Today is not that day.
observer.co.uk/news/nationa...
Today is not that day.
observer.co.uk/news/nationa...
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
There will come a day when I tire of reading about the Your Party uncivil war.
Today is not that day.
observer.co.uk/news/nationa...
Today is not that day.
observer.co.uk/news/nationa...
The Charlie Brown thing has reminded me of this magnificent SMBC comic.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 2011-12-07
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 2011-12-07
www.smbc-comics.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 AM
The Charlie Brown thing has reminded me of this magnificent SMBC comic.
Went to the cinema yesterday and got the anti-stabbing advert then the full-length version of the Waitrose Christmas advert, which seems specifically designed to make you want to stab everyone involved in it.
Make your mind up, cinema advertisers!
Make your mind up, cinema advertisers!
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Went to the cinema yesterday and got the anti-stabbing advert then the full-length version of the Waitrose Christmas advert, which seems specifically designed to make you want to stab everyone involved in it.
Make your mind up, cinema advertisers!
Make your mind up, cinema advertisers!
🎵Goodbye, Nazarene,
🎵Though I never knew you at all,
🎵We had the grace of thy own self,
🎵To save us from the fall…
🎵Though I never knew you at all,
🎵We had the grace of thy own self,
🎵To save us from the fall…
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
🎵Goodbye, Nazarene,
🎵Though I never knew you at all,
🎵We had the grace of thy own self,
🎵To save us from the fall…
🎵Though I never knew you at all,
🎵We had the grace of thy own self,
🎵To save us from the fall…
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"Wait, so not one of us thought to bring the biscuit?"
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
"Wait, so not one of us thought to bring the biscuit?"
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Name a black and white film.
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Name a black and white film.
Watching Foyle’s War and it includes this actor, playing an slimy, over-privileged cunt, who’s looking to make a few bob by siding with the Nazis. Anyone know what became of him?
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Watching Foyle’s War and it includes this actor, playing an slimy, over-privileged cunt, who’s looking to make a few bob by siding with the Nazis. Anyone know what became of him?
Mrs R's birthday today, and just 18 minutes until the petrol station opens and I can nip there and get her something nice.
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Mrs R's birthday today, and just 18 minutes until the petrol station opens and I can nip there and get her something nice.
During the Corbyn years I had an argument with a Facebook friend who claimed that polls were rigged to shape public opinion. When I pointed out that I ran the data team for a polling company, he replied, "So you know I'm right!"
Cause of death: laughing at someone claiming that Starmer is the “most successful PM in living memory”.
November 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
During the Corbyn years I had an argument with a Facebook friend who claimed that polls were rigged to shape public opinion. When I pointed out that I ran the data team for a polling company, he replied, "So you know I'm right!"
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
Dunno, man, if you've managed to get your car onto a dinghy and sail it across the channel then you fucking deserve to keep it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Dunno, man, if you've managed to get your car onto a dinghy and sail it across the channel then you fucking deserve to keep it.
I see the BBC are already investigating alternative means of funding, for when Reform scraps the licence fee.
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I see the BBC are already investigating alternative means of funding, for when Reform scraps the licence fee.
Endeavour Friends in the North
#TwoShowsInOne
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#TwoShowsInOne The Thin Blue Line Of Duty
#TwoShowsInOne Vision On The Buses
November 17, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Endeavour Friends in the North
#TwoShowsInOne
#TwoShowsInOne
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I feel a thing that would encourage institutional accounts to head over here would be if you didn’t have ridiculous (or maybe even malicious) labelling going on
November 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I feel a thing that would encourage institutional accounts to head over here would be if you didn’t have ridiculous (or maybe even malicious) labelling going on
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Bluesky's power users are in favor of violent threats, as long as the people receiving them "deserve" them. This is a much more complex and subjectivity-laden stance to take than the mods' stance, which is violent threats are always bad. The power users hate the mods for this.
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Bluesky's power users are in favor of violent threats, as long as the people receiving them "deserve" them. This is a much more complex and subjectivity-laden stance to take than the mods' stance, which is violent threats are always bad. The power users hate the mods for this.
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The fact that people risk their lives to come to the UK from France says these people are strongly committed to the UK and we should fucking cherish them as opposed to people who hate the BBC and the National Trust and the RNLI and every other British institution who should fuck off to Dubai.
But why are they coming here? How? You're imagining fictional versions of reality based on your own leftist fantasies. You tell me why people are risking their lives to reach the UK, from France.
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The fact that people risk their lives to come to the UK from France says these people are strongly committed to the UK and we should fucking cherish them as opposed to people who hate the BBC and the National Trust and the RNLI and every other British institution who should fuck off to Dubai.
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I’m gonna keep sharing these ovarian cancer symptoms whenever I see them.
I will add - from personal experience - diarrhoea and fatigue.
Get it checked! Remember, there’s no routine screening for ovarian cancer.
I will add - from personal experience - diarrhoea and fatigue.
Get it checked! Remember, there’s no routine screening for ovarian cancer.
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I’m gonna keep sharing these ovarian cancer symptoms whenever I see them.
I will add - from personal experience - diarrhoea and fatigue.
Get it checked! Remember, there’s no routine screening for ovarian cancer.
I will add - from personal experience - diarrhoea and fatigue.
Get it checked! Remember, there’s no routine screening for ovarian cancer.
How I Met Your Motherland
#TwoShowsInOne
#TwoShowsInOne
Coronation Streethawk
#TwoShowsInOne
#TwoShowsInOne
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 AM
How I Met Your Motherland
#TwoShowsInOne
#TwoShowsInOne
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Coronation Streethawk
#TwoShowsInOne
#TwoShowsInOne
November 16, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Coronation Streethawk
#TwoShowsInOne
#TwoShowsInOne
Michael McIntyre's The Wheel of Time
#TwoShowsInOne
#TwoShowsInOne
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Airwolf
#TwoShowsInOne
#TwoShowsInOne
Larry Grayson's Generation Game of Thrones
#TwoShowsInOne
#TwoShowsInOne
November 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Michael McIntyre's The Wheel of Time
#TwoShowsInOne
#TwoShowsInOne
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Airwolf
#TwoShowsInOne
#TwoShowsInOne
Larry Grayson's Generation Game of Thrones
#TwoShowsInOne
#TwoShowsInOne
Return of the Saint and Greavsie. #TwoShowsInOne
November 16, 2025 at 10:33 AM
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Airwolf
#TwoShowsInOne
#TwoShowsInOne