Andrew R
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Yeah, she definitely used the yacht she bought in 2023 to go to the sex island of the man who died in 2019.
February 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Yeah, she definitely used the yacht she bought in 2023 to go to the sex island of the man who died in 2019.
Cos it's all a massive conspiracy, see? They all invented this story to silence Neil Gaiman at around the time of the SC ruling on sex in the EqA.
Because, while there are many more vocal than Gaiman on that issue, only he can overturn Supreme Court rulings... or something.,
Because, while there are many more vocal than Gaiman on that issue, only he can overturn Supreme Court rulings... or something.,
February 3, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Cos it's all a massive conspiracy, see? They all invented this story to silence Neil Gaiman at around the time of the SC ruling on sex in the EqA.
Because, while there are many more vocal than Gaiman on that issue, only he can overturn Supreme Court rulings... or something.,
Because, while there are many more vocal than Gaiman on that issue, only he can overturn Supreme Court rulings... or something.,
No, he was being suspicious about how fast she responded to that story going out.
February 3, 2026 at 12:41 PM
No, he was being suspicious about how fast she responded to that story going out.
Well, I read the blog by the ex-Canary "journalist" that protests Gaiman's innocence. It's woeful throughout, but the highlight of the lows must be the point he tells J K Rowling off for not being in bed by the appointed time.
February 3, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Well, I read the blog by the ex-Canary "journalist" that protests Gaiman's innocence. It's woeful throughout, but the highlight of the lows must be the point he tells J K Rowling off for not being in bed by the appointed time.
Drink 100 pints, get one free!
February 3, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Drink 100 pints, get one free!
Great reporting from the Jones lad, as there are absolutely no methodological issues with data from an interested party, derived from few people in concentrated geographic areas who are willing to answer the door to canvassers and tell them, to their face, how their entire household will be voting.
February 3, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Great reporting from the Jones lad, as there are absolutely no methodological issues with data from an interested party, derived from few people in concentrated geographic areas who are willing to answer the door to canvassers and tell them, to their face, how their entire household will be voting.
The Green Party would like to issue a correction to its previous statement. You do not under any circumstances "Gotta hand it to George Galloway".
February 3, 2026 at 8:05 AM
The Green Party would like to issue a correction to its previous statement. You do not under any circumstances "Gotta hand it to George Galloway".
Ah, American Beauty - a film all about a completely healthy relationship that nobody should be complaining about.
February 3, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Ah, American Beauty - a film all about a completely healthy relationship that nobody should be complaining about.
... and that's why you should vote for me as Prime Minister.
I don't have a clue on the big-picture stuff, and really can't be bothered to put any effort into them, but I will get this sort of low-cost legislation through the house fast!
I don't have a clue on the big-picture stuff, and really can't be bothered to put any effort into them, but I will get this sort of low-cost legislation through the house fast!
February 3, 2026 at 7:30 AM
... and that's why you should vote for me as Prime Minister.
I don't have a clue on the big-picture stuff, and really can't be bothered to put any effort into them, but I will get this sort of low-cost legislation through the house fast!
I don't have a clue on the big-picture stuff, and really can't be bothered to put any effort into them, but I will get this sort of low-cost legislation through the house fast!
It should be law that every radio station has to play I Got You Babe at 6am on both February 2nd and 3rd.
February 3, 2026 at 7:27 AM
It should be law that every radio station has to play I Got You Babe at 6am on both February 2nd and 3rd.
Just reading it. Personally, if I was boasting, "I am after all a journalist," I would not put, "… and used to pen a lot of political articles for The Canary," in the same paragraph, article, or indeed lifetime.
February 2, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Just reading it. Personally, if I was boasting, "I am after all a journalist," I would not put, "… and used to pen a lot of political articles for The Canary," in the same paragraph, article, or indeed lifetime.
I'm trying to guess which one of the headcases that's from, but there's just so many of them.
February 2, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I'm trying to guess which one of the headcases that's from, but there's just so many of them.
One of my parents' friends, from down their street, took up cooking, probably late 70s/early 80s.
He turned up at their door one evening, clearly fresh from a row with his wife, held up a bulb of garlic and said, "This is a clove of garlic, right?"
Sadly, they didn't tell him, "Yes"
He turned up at their door one evening, clearly fresh from a row with his wife, held up a bulb of garlic and said, "This is a clove of garlic, right?"
Sadly, they didn't tell him, "Yes"
February 2, 2026 at 2:01 PM
One of my parents' friends, from down their street, took up cooking, probably late 70s/early 80s.
He turned up at their door one evening, clearly fresh from a row with his wife, held up a bulb of garlic and said, "This is a clove of garlic, right?"
Sadly, they didn't tell him, "Yes"
He turned up at their door one evening, clearly fresh from a row with his wife, held up a bulb of garlic and said, "This is a clove of garlic, right?"
Sadly, they didn't tell him, "Yes"
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Unless this is a bookies in Gorton & Denton, I put as much weight on this as a bloke down my pub saying it
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February 2, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Unless this is a bookies in Gorton & Denton, I put as much weight on this as a bloke down my pub saying it
It raises an interesting theological point though; what do they do in heaven to celebrate your birthday? Like every other day, do you bask in the infinite and eternal joy of God's presence, but also get a Colin the Caterpillar cake?
February 2, 2026 at 10:51 AM
It raises an interesting theological point though; what do they do in heaven to celebrate your birthday? Like every other day, do you bask in the infinite and eternal joy of God's presence, but also get a Colin the Caterpillar cake?
My peripheral vision keeps trying to convince me that Benny Hill is trending.
February 2, 2026 at 10:13 AM
My peripheral vision keeps trying to convince me that Benny Hill is trending.
Should live in Northumberland. We've had a smashing weekend. Actual blue skies and everything. We only tell people it's grim oop North to keep the fuckers away.
February 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Should live in Northumberland. We've had a smashing weekend. Actual blue skies and everything. We only tell people it's grim oop North to keep the fuckers away.
Personally, I'd love to go to a Mary Beard dinner party. I bet there's a whole pig, wi' an apple in its gob, and everyone eating with their fingers, and goblets of wine, and rushes on the floor, and everything.
February 1, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Personally, I'd love to go to a Mary Beard dinner party. I bet there's a whole pig, wi' an apple in its gob, and everyone eating with their fingers, and goblets of wine, and rushes on the floor, and everything.
It’s also possible to be pro-assisted dying, but anti- these particular proposals. It’s not like these women have a shortage of experience of the unintended consequences of hasty, badly-planned law.
January 31, 2026 at 6:51 PM
It’s also possible to be pro-assisted dying, but anti- these particular proposals. It’s not like these women have a shortage of experience of the unintended consequences of hasty, badly-planned law.
Just back from Sainbury's in Gateshead and can't believe you bottled it.
January 31, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Just back from Sainbury's in Gateshead and can't believe you bottled it.
But look what you're missing out on... a "Show" button that I wouldn't click for all the tea in China.
January 30, 2026 at 1:07 PM
But look what you're missing out on... a "Show" button that I wouldn't click for all the tea in China.
Guy on the left wasn't sure if the dress code was "Fascist" or "Flasher", so went Flashist.
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Guy on the left wasn't sure if the dress code was "Fascist" or "Flasher", so went Flashist.
It's also where Evri's tracker says my parcel currently is.
Here's the really cool thing about this image:
It contains, for now, the farthest known galaxy, ever.
MoM-z14 is so far away, its light has been travelling for more than 13 billion years. We're seeing it as it appeared only 280 million years after the Universe formed.
I mean, holy shit.
It contains, for now, the farthest known galaxy, ever.
MoM-z14 is so far away, its light has been travelling for more than 13 billion years. We're seeing it as it appeared only 280 million years after the Universe formed.
I mean, holy shit.
January 30, 2026 at 6:39 AM
It's also where Evri's tracker says my parcel currently is.
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My grandpa worked the night shift at a rail yard in Glasgow. Midnight to 8 a.m. It's a shame he didn't live long enough to find out he was a LinkedIn trendsetter.
January 29, 2026 at 8:05 PM
My grandpa worked the night shift at a rail yard in Glasgow. Midnight to 8 a.m. It's a shame he didn't live long enough to find out he was a LinkedIn trendsetter.
You'll be pleased to hear that I've checked my diary, and I am free for posh book launch parties for all of September '27. August is also free, but I can't do 15th of July - doctor's appointment.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
January 29, 2026 at 8:09 PM
You'll be pleased to hear that I've checked my diary, and I am free for posh book launch parties for all of September '27. August is also free, but I can't do 15th of July - doctor's appointment.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER