Andrew R
@excelpope.net
Shortly to be replaced by Microsoft Co-pilot
-These trees will speed up our doom loop, Humphrey
-I think, PM, that loops are stationary objects
-Unless the PM is using loop as a verb, as in "The pilot looped the plane". I suppose trees could make a pilot pull up sharply, but if that became a loop then they'd still hit them
-Thank you, Bernard!
-I think, PM, that loops are stationary objects
-Unless the PM is using loop as a verb, as in "The pilot looped the plane". I suppose trees could make a pilot pull up sharply, but if that became a loop then they'd still hit them
-Thank you, Bernard!
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 AM
-These trees will speed up our doom loop, Humphrey
-I think, PM, that loops are stationary objects
-Unless the PM is using loop as a verb, as in "The pilot looped the plane". I suppose trees could make a pilot pull up sharply, but if that became a loop then they'd still hit them
-Thank you, Bernard!
-I think, PM, that loops are stationary objects
-Unless the PM is using loop as a verb, as in "The pilot looped the plane". I suppose trees could make a pilot pull up sharply, but if that became a loop then they'd still hit them
-Thank you, Bernard!
"… and if the proctologists can do two at once then that will cut the waiting lists."
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"… and if the proctologists can do two at once then that will cut the waiting lists."
Maybe I'm missing something, but I'm not sure this is going to *really* verify it's me.
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Maybe I'm missing something, but I'm not sure this is going to *really* verify it's me.
'Who wrote the Bible?' by Richard Friedman is one of the greatest non-fiction books ever, and ties the writing of the Pentateuch into documented history.
I'm guessing from the prices on Amazon that it's now out of print, but there's a good summary of here - www.straightdope.com/21343123/who...
I'm guessing from the prices on Amazon that it's now out of print, but there's a good summary of here - www.straightdope.com/21343123/who...
November 26, 2025 at 8:47 AM
'Who wrote the Bible?' by Richard Friedman is one of the greatest non-fiction books ever, and ties the writing of the Pentateuch into documented history.
I'm guessing from the prices on Amazon that it's now out of print, but there's a good summary of here - www.straightdope.com/21343123/who...
I'm guessing from the prices on Amazon that it's now out of print, but there's a good summary of here - www.straightdope.com/21343123/who...
My TL is trying to start a fight between you and Emma...
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My TL is trying to start a fight between you and Emma...
🎵Goodbye, Nazarene,
🎵Though I never knew you at all,
🎵We had the grace of thy own self,
🎵To save us from the fall…
🎵Though I never knew you at all,
🎵We had the grace of thy own self,
🎵To save us from the fall…
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
🎵Goodbye, Nazarene,
🎵Though I never knew you at all,
🎵We had the grace of thy own self,
🎵To save us from the fall…
🎵Though I never knew you at all,
🎵We had the grace of thy own self,
🎵To save us from the fall…
There's a thematically quite similar, zero-budget film called The Last Horror Movie, from 2003, which is also worth checking out.
I was going to post a link to the review of it on BritishHorrorFilms.co.uk, but they've added to it and I prefer their original assessment...
I was going to post a link to the review of it on BritishHorrorFilms.co.uk, but they've added to it and I prefer their original assessment...
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
There's a thematically quite similar, zero-budget film called The Last Horror Movie, from 2003, which is also worth checking out.
I was going to post a link to the review of it on BritishHorrorFilms.co.uk, but they've added to it and I prefer their original assessment...
I was going to post a link to the review of it on BritishHorrorFilms.co.uk, but they've added to it and I prefer their original assessment...
Name a black and white film.
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Name a black and white film.
Watching Foyle’s War and it includes this actor, playing an slimy, over-privileged cunt, who’s looking to make a few bob by siding with the Nazis. Anyone know what became of him?
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Watching Foyle’s War and it includes this actor, playing an slimy, over-privileged cunt, who’s looking to make a few bob by siding with the Nazis. Anyone know what became of him?
Dunno, man, if you've managed to get your car onto a dinghy and sail it across the channel then you fucking deserve to keep it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Dunno, man, if you've managed to get your car onto a dinghy and sail it across the channel then you fucking deserve to keep it.
I see the BBC are already investigating alternative means of funding, for when Reform scraps the licence fee.
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I see the BBC are already investigating alternative means of funding, for when Reform scraps the licence fee.
1. Open ChatGPT
2. Upload your image
3. Prompt
"Please make it look like someone has nailed a massive ear to a tree"
4. Bask in the warm glow of being a creative person
2. Upload your image
3. Prompt
"Please make it look like someone has nailed a massive ear to a tree"
4. Bask in the warm glow of being a creative person
November 16, 2025 at 6:54 AM
1. Open ChatGPT
2. Upload your image
3. Prompt
"Please make it look like someone has nailed a massive ear to a tree"
4. Bask in the warm glow of being a creative person
2. Upload your image
3. Prompt
"Please make it look like someone has nailed a massive ear to a tree"
4. Bask in the warm glow of being a creative person
“Where’s your fucking turkey!”
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“Where’s your fucking turkey!”
For the blocked (and I'm sure the mad twat will put me among them shortly).
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
For the blocked (and I'm sure the mad twat will put me among them shortly).
Did she make your horse lame or cause your milk to sour? Be sure to let Jolyon know.
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Did she make your horse lame or cause your milk to sour? Be sure to let Jolyon know.
-So, final question… do you feel Britain was better 50 years ago, when we were on the verge of a military coup, to both depose the PM and installing a new king?
-Yes. Yes I do.
-That's great. Thank you for your time, Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
-Yes. Yes I do.
-That's great. Thank you for your time, Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 AM
-So, final question… do you feel Britain was better 50 years ago, when we were on the verge of a military coup, to both depose the PM and installing a new king?
-Yes. Yes I do.
-That's great. Thank you for your time, Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
-Yes. Yes I do.
-That's great. Thank you for your time, Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
I stand by my earlier comments on Discovery, but love SNW.
Lower Decks also deserves a mention for so expertly balancing packing every single episode with in-jokes, in such a way that it makes no difference to your enjoyment of the episode whether you spot them or not.
Lower Decks also deserves a mention for so expertly balancing packing every single episode with in-jokes, in such a way that it makes no difference to your enjoyment of the episode whether you spot them or not.
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I stand by my earlier comments on Discovery, but love SNW.
Lower Decks also deserves a mention for so expertly balancing packing every single episode with in-jokes, in such a way that it makes no difference to your enjoyment of the episode whether you spot them or not.
Lower Decks also deserves a mention for so expertly balancing packing every single episode with in-jokes, in such a way that it makes no difference to your enjoyment of the episode whether you spot them or not.
You're watching the wrong new Star Trek! Dump the yawnfest that is Discovery and switch to Strange New Worlds immediately!
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 AM
You're watching the wrong new Star Trek! Dump the yawnfest that is Discovery and switch to Strange New Worlds immediately!
Don't forget the Sunday Sport doing a countdown to the day they could print topless pictures of Linsey Dawn McKenzie...
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Don't forget the Sunday Sport doing a countdown to the day they could print topless pictures of Linsey Dawn McKenzie...
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
More groups huddled together, joined by their shared insistence on the nature of reality, denouncing all other groups as heretical. Not so much solipsism as collective solipsism.
An idea that some lefty bloke had before…
An idea that some lefty bloke had before…
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
More groups huddled together, joined by their shared insistence on the nature of reality, denouncing all other groups as heretical. Not so much solipsism as collective solipsism.
An idea that some lefty bloke had before…
An idea that some lefty bloke had before…
I think this little exchange made me laugh more than anything else. Berry's delivery is just so good.
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I think this little exchange made me laugh more than anything else. Berry's delivery is just so good.
I'm pretty sure that the frisbee is the smallest round thing on the list, which just underlines what a con it is describing it as 'ultimate'.
Get back to me when its diameter is greater than the rings of Saturn, marketing nonces.
Get back to me when its diameter is greater than the rings of Saturn, marketing nonces.
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I'm pretty sure that the frisbee is the smallest round thing on the list, which just underlines what a con it is describing it as 'ultimate'.
Get back to me when its diameter is greater than the rings of Saturn, marketing nonces.
Get back to me when its diameter is greater than the rings of Saturn, marketing nonces.
Where's your fucking shame?
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Where's your fucking shame?