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Cool to see so many Twitter peeps making the jump, but where were you 6 months ago when I was still in the habit of using social media?
January 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Just a reminder with the holiday season approaching: If you offer someone a drink and they say, "No thanks, I don't drink" the correct response is not, "Why not?" or "Come on, just one!" or anything else like that. The only correct response is, "No worries. Can I get you anything else?"
December 8, 2023 at 2:24 AM
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DNC 2016: When they go low, we go high

DNC 2024: LOOK AT THESE RACIST COUCH FUCKERS
July 31, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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“People say Trump lies. Yet they call him a ‘piece of shit.’ But he is not a piece of feces. How do they reconcile this blatant hypocrisy?”
July 30, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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"a lot of the journalists in this room are black," trump says to the national association of black journalists conference
July 31, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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To mark the death of William Calley, one of the perpetrators of the My Lai massacre, better to remember instead the late Hugh Thompson Jnr.

Thompson, a scout 'copter pilot, was the only one there who refused to be complicit.

It cost him his career and a normal life after. But stopped the massacre.
On 16th March, 1968 Warrant Officer Hugh Thompson Jnr was flying helicopter recon for a US attack on My Lai, an alleged Viet Cong-controlled village in Vietnam.

But as the attack developed below, Thompson realised he was witnessing something something else:

A massacre.

He decided to act. 1/28
July 30, 2024 at 8:34 AM
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Notice it's only Black athletes they do this to.

Meanwhile white men can be born with 20% extra lung capacity, webbed feet, and a daddy named Aquaman and no one gonna test their hormone levels and DNA when they keep winning at swimming.
July 28, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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AI folks have now discovered “thinking”
July 29, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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oh fuck yeah
July 28, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Fun time at a Bloomburrow prerelease today. Opened the alt-art Mabel so you know I had to build Boros... ended up with a 3-1 record for my efforts. #MtG
July 28, 2024 at 10:35 AM
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Nobody can possibly top this.

Yes, it’s real, I had to check:

x.com/scaramucci/s...
July 26, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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July 26, 2024 at 8:58 AM
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July 26, 2024 at 12:49 PM
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Hi. I was away for a week. Hope everyone is doing well.

There are people who believe the reasons for my absence are shameful and disqualifying for full participation on public life.

Those people can snort my taint.

If you need help, get help. Don’t wait to be in crisis. You can feel better.
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July 25, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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Grimes tweets out support for Elon’s trans daughter after Vivian did an interview with NBC News talking about Elon’s cruel, neglectful parenting
July 26, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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Make everyone feel old in 2 sentences challenge completed
July 26, 2024 at 3:13 AM
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Seriously. Assholes like Andreesen and Musk spend so much money and time waging culture wars while Snoop is like "can I carry the Olympic Torch"
Snoop correctly answered the question: What should you do when you have enough money?
July 26, 2024 at 2:23 AM
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JD no that’s not what intersectional means
July 25, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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BREAKING: The entire World of Warcraft dev team has unionized at Blizzard Entertainment.

The new unit includes over 500 developers and is described by the CWA as another "wall-to-wall union." The news comes days after almost 250 workers at Bethesda Game Studios organised.
July 24, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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political media as a whole is remarkable for its lack of interest in policy—the output of politics—or the mechanics, processes, and institutions of politics themselves. obsessed with the beauty pageant because pageantry is the only aspect of politics that interests them & that they even understand
I don't want to make too big a deal of this, but as far as I could tell
last night news Harris clinched was broken by a combo of Daniel Nichanian, me, and Peter Hamby. Big networks and papers were hours late. That's pretty dramatic evidence of a lack of seriousness covering Democratic Party politics
July 23, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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President Venn Diagram xkcd.com/2962
July 23, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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I know a lot of people on this platform don't want to think about Twitter but I think it's important to be aware that the richest man on Earth has now gone mask off with antisemitic conspiracy theories
July 22, 2024 at 12:46 AM