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Simon Indelicate
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Pop singer, web4 edge case and imaginary theme park proprietor.
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Hate this new Spotify welcome screen
July 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Hate this new Spotify welcome screen
July 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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paulgcornish.bsky.social Paul Cornish @paulgcornish.bsky.social · Jul 6
The Salt Path (post-credits scene):

*Moth & Raynor Winn enter their home to find Hannah Ingram-Moore & Johann Hari waiting for them*

Hari: "I'm putting together a team."
July 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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It's PAYDAY! Get your tickets, this is only 3 weeks away!

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**THE INDELICATES** Cult DIY pioneers Simon and Julia of The Indelicates are closing in on twenty years pushing at the boundaries of subjects that constitut...
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May 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Epic podcast ep from me and Julia Indelicate addressing every single one of the 37 Eurovision entries. Listen now and find out what you should say about them all!

listenable wherever you listen. Links and streaming here:
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Simon and Julia's Eurovision Podcast
Avenue QAnon Crumbs · Episode
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May 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Hahahaha, fuck this pointless piece of shit website
April 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Probably an appropriate day to repost this
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4CHAN (THERE'S SOMETHING GOING DOWN ON /POL/) - The Indelicates
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April 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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People bell on about stuff that doesn't matter but ask people from bands. They'll tell you the truth - that Clem Burke was the greatest of all time. We will not see his like again. The world is so much worse now.
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April 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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I would like to apologise to non-orc members of the horde for misrepresenting their capacity to understand orcish in footnote 83 of the otherwise unimpeachable Avenue QAnon lyric book. It was not my intention to conflate race and culture in this way and I will reflect and do better in future.
April 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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I just sold a copy of Avenue QAnon by the Indelicates to myself for 1 billion dollars - so that is what they are officially worth now and I have a trillion dollars in leveragable assets, please lend me money to bribe voters with
March 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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For anyone running a discord server and finding the pace a bit overwhelming for casual users - this bot produces a useful summary every day to give a catch up on the buzz and a digest of what's a happenin'
Also puts every shared link in one place
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GitHub - simonindelicate/discord-ai-digest: A Discord bot that uses the OpenAI API to create daily summaries of member discussions
A Discord bot that uses the OpenAI API to create daily summaries of member discussions - simonindelicate/discord-ai-digest
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March 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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All the news that's fit to print
March 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Sliding hiatal hernias are a notable exception.
wemakewaves.bsky.social We Make Waves @wemakewaves.bsky.social · Mar 13
Most of your problems can be easily solved by eating more cheese on toast
March 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Nothing but sabotage for the corporate verb.
March 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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He didn't do that, though, did he?
March 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I'm trying to raise some money for some creative stuff. Check out my Discogs page, see if there's anything you're looking for. You know you want that Bonnie Tyler eight track #records #discogs @discogsofficial.bsky.social
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March 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Something going down on slash pol slash
alkapdc.bsky.social Alex Kaplan @alkapdc.bsky.social · Mar 13
Some in the online right are spreading around a post from the far-right forum 4chan "/pol/" claiming that Trump's current tariff & economic policies are essentially part of a secret plot to "lower the cost of everything."
Post on far-right forum TheDonald: "If he pulls this shit off we need to put his face on a mountain somewhere." The 4chan /pol/ post it screenshots: "For the retards in the back Trump is trying to crash the stock market at least 20%, causing a flight into treasuries, this will cause the fed to slash interest rates so he can refinance the debt to near 0% and cause a deflationary spiral which will lower the cost of everything. He also intends to use tariffs as an incentive for companies to build in the US to avoid having to pay them. The Tariffs and the resulting global trade war will also force American Farmers to sell more of their goods in the US (due to retaliatory trade measures by other countries) which will directly lower the price of groceries in the US. More than 94% of all stock is owned by just 8% of the US population. Trump is literally taking money from the rich and giving it to the poor. This is why Trump is playing a game of Hokey Pokey with Tariffs. One day he has 25% Tariffs on Mexico and the next he doesn't. This is to cause extreme volatility in the markets and a desperate need and demand to flee towards treasury bonds which are much more stable but offer much lower potential return. This is also why eggs are cheaper now than they were under Joe Biden." QAnon figure Neon Revolt, while sharing the 4chan post: "I've hinted at this, but the last week has confirmed my suspicions. All the volatility you're seeing is intentionally created by @realdonaldtrump, because he's playing a bigger game. Will be very hard to navigate, these coming months. Lots of chop." Matt Braynard, sharing the 4chan post: "Interesting take from the internet's most reliable news source." A post from the Asmongold subreddit sharing the 4chan post: "Interesting."
March 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Which would be odd and vaguely annoying if it wasn't a commonplace phrase that has been used as the title of two books and has entered the language in the same way as Shakespeare's 'in a pickle' - an appropriation that would raise no comment. It's cliché, not theft.
garethsouthwell.bsky.social Gareth Southwell @garethsouthwell.bsky.social · Mar 13
The new OpenAI creative writing bot's "short story" has the phrase "democracy of ghosts". It's the sort of phrase that would make me stop and admire it, if I were reading a human author - which, it turns out, I was, because it's from Nabokov's 1957 novel "Pnin".

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March 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Hands up if you're an Indelicates fan. Or if you wanna hear a really great band, check out my latest Substack where I talk about how awesome they've always been. I still think their Songs For Swinging Lovers is one of the best records ever made
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The Counterforce No. 59
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March 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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New The Counterforce Substack. I've said before I should dedicate a whole edition to The Indelicates so here it is
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The Counterforce No. 59
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March 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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If anyone is looking for an early birthday present for me, I would like EU joint debt obligations payable in a new global reserve currency thank you
March 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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That thing is the abomination of desolation and I claim my £5
patriottakes.bsky.social PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · Mar 3
That “In Trump we trust” golden goat idol sold for $300,000 at Mar-a-Lago.
March 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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We all assume that GB stands for Great Britain as though the K in KGB didn't stand for Komitet (Committee) and the name for russian State Security News wouldn't just literally be GB News.
March 4, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Trump's terror of nuclear war is one of the few things about him that seems genuine — and is an obvious lever for Putin to use to manipulate him.
March 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Trump is chickenshit. There's no other way to understand his comment to Zelensky that he was risking World War 3. Worrying about Russian nukes now, two years into this war, isn't a reasonable fear. Putin has got in his head.
March 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM