Simon Indelicate
@simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz
Pop singer, web4 edge case and imaginary theme park proprietor.
Hate this new Spotify welcome screen
July 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Hate this new Spotify welcome screen
Such a great set last night. I endorse this plan.
June 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Such a great set last night. I endorse this plan.
Hahahaha, fuck this pointless piece of shit website
April 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Hahahaha, fuck this pointless piece of shit website
All the news that's fit to print
March 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
All the news that's fit to print
He didn't do that, though, did he?
March 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
He didn't do that, though, did he?
Here is another - less well read - critique of the story:
March 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Here is another - less well read - critique of the story:
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money
February 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money
Post an image you can hear
February 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Post an image you can hear
Ey, I'm not your guy, buddy
February 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Ey, I'm not your guy, buddy
Poetry's read,
Lyrics are sung
Lyrics are sung
February 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Poetry's read,
Lyrics are sung
Lyrics are sung
If you see this, post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live
January 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
If you see this, post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live
Centrepiece featuring the traditional Irn Bru, Tunnocks and heroin
January 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Centrepiece featuring the traditional Irn Bru, Tunnocks and heroin
Just a splendid pile of supper
January 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Just a splendid pile of supper
Oh shit, guys, I just logged into the Matrix and it's not looking good
January 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Oh shit, guys, I just logged into the Matrix and it's not looking good
A lot of people are saying that the new president did a nazi salute but they aren't including the full context
January 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
A lot of people are saying that the new president did a nazi salute but they aren't including the full context
You, a very smart person, not engaging with the AI at all.
January 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
You, a very smart person, not engaging with the AI at all.
Been hanging out with deepseek (China's chatGPT) and it did tell me a lot of brazen lies about Taiwan, North Korea and the social credit system, but it also taught me to make this Chairman Mao’s Red-Braised Pork Belly so swings and roundabouts
December 29, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Been hanging out with deepseek (China's chatGPT) and it did tell me a lot of brazen lies about Taiwan, North Korea and the social credit system, but it also taught me to make this Chairman Mao’s Red-Braised Pork Belly so swings and roundabouts
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring
December 25, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring
Came to say hi - can confirm that you are working and therefore didn't notice...
December 17, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Came to say hi - can confirm that you are working and therefore didn't notice...
Just placed a very large print order for Avenue QAnon stuff and... well.. I swear to god this is what the price was.
December 8, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Just placed a very large print order for Avenue QAnon stuff and... well.. I swear to god this is what the price was.
December 4, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Look at my brilliant son on the BBC promoting his debut single!
christmas.indelicates.xyz
#insufferablysmugparentsofbluesky
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#insufferablysmugparentsofbluesky
December 3, 2024 at 10:03 AM
Look at my brilliant son on the BBC promoting his debut single!
christmas.indelicates.xyz
#insufferablysmugparentsofbluesky
christmas.indelicates.xyz
#insufferablysmugparentsofbluesky
Had to buy the worst record player in the world to check these test pressings - you'll be glad to know they sound exactly as bad as other records which I know to be good.
December 1, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Had to buy the worst record player in the world to check these test pressings - you'll be glad to know they sound exactly as bad as other records which I know to be good.
Oh, this should clear all that up then.
December 1, 2024 at 8:58 AM
Oh, this should clear all that up then.
