simone
@simonemoney.bsky.social
utd, cats, bikes
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Trying to write more:
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Trying to write more:
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Can ICE do it on a snowy night in Lewiston?
Listen, if they want to waste their limited manpower trudging through a Maine winter, have fun I guess?
January 14, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Can ICE do it on a snowy night in Lewiston?
had a real discussion with a coworker in the office
January 14, 2026 at 8:48 PM
had a real discussion with a coworker in the office
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Bros. they have ICE at Trader Fucking Joe’s, imagine putting all those dipshits driving giant SUVs in that parking lot.
January 8, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Bros. they have ICE at Trader Fucking Joe’s, imagine putting all those dipshits driving giant SUVs in that parking lot.
we used to be a people
January 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM
we used to be a people
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the 6% is the WaPo editorial board
One of the most lopsided results you'll ever see in a poll, from our weekend Washington Post poll www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
January 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
the 6% is the WaPo editorial board
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The Hawaii Department of Transportation is giving drivers free dashcams to record road conditions and will use AI to identify hazards like potholes, debris, and reckless driving.
If they want to see reckless drivers, give me a cam for my bike!
www.khon2.com/traffic/keep...
If they want to see reckless drivers, give me a cam for my bike!
www.khon2.com/traffic/keep...
January 6, 2026 at 2:33 AM
The Hawaii Department of Transportation is giving drivers free dashcams to record road conditions and will use AI to identify hazards like potholes, debris, and reckless driving.
If they want to see reckless drivers, give me a cam for my bike!
www.khon2.com/traffic/keep...
If they want to see reckless drivers, give me a cam for my bike!
www.khon2.com/traffic/keep...
Turning my ebike into a toyota tacoma with 2 ratchet straps
December 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Turning my ebike into a toyota tacoma with 2 ratchet straps
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With the BUF loss, NE has clinched the AFC East Division Title.
December 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
With the BUF loss, NE has clinched the AFC East Division Title.
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When someone says "there's no way you can haul that on your cargo bike".
February 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
When someone says "there's no way you can haul that on your cargo bike".
First rounds on me
December 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
First rounds on me
Sitting down and showing my sister this quarterback play so she knows she can be an athlete too
December 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Sitting down and showing my sister this quarterback play so she knows she can be an athlete too
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Starting to entertain the possibility of Duke, Duke Miles, and Duke Brennan all making the Final Four.
December 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Starting to entertain the possibility of Duke, Duke Miles, and Duke Brennan all making the Final Four.
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That big hole on the #SchuylkillBanks north of Market Street is being repaired. #TheCircuitTrails
www.facebook.com/share/p/17mT...
www.facebook.com/share/p/17mT...
December 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
That big hole on the #SchuylkillBanks north of Market Street is being repaired. #TheCircuitTrails
www.facebook.com/share/p/17mT...
www.facebook.com/share/p/17mT...
LETS FUCKIN GO
That big hole on the #SchuylkillBanks north of Market Street is being repaired. #TheCircuitTrails
www.facebook.com/share/p/17mT...
www.facebook.com/share/p/17mT...
December 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
LETS FUCKIN GO
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December 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Even Santa has an ebike these days smdh
December 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Even Santa has an ebike these days smdh
can't wait for some 17 yo from the pub to lay waste to this man
American exceptionalism baby
December 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
can't wait for some 17 yo from the pub to lay waste to this man
no matter how hard anyone tries I will not learn who joel klatt is
December 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
no matter how hard anyone tries I will not learn who joel klatt is
Now THAT's a protected bike lane
🇵🇱 Poland completes construction of next storage site for dragon teeth needed for Eastern Shield project.
Ultimately, more than 100 such sites should be created - one in each community along Poland's eastern and northern borders.
Ultimately, more than 100 such sites should be created - one in each community along Poland's eastern and northern borders.
December 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Now THAT's a protected bike lane
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Inside you there are two wolves, and each one scored an own goal
December 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Inside you there are two wolves, and each one scored an own goal
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Centrists still think they need to make room for her in their tent
Marjorie Taylor Greene switched her vote on the NDAA because she got a promise from Republican leadership to put up a bill that would make providing gender affirming care to minors in any capacity a class c felony.
December 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Centrists still think they need to make room for her in their tent
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