Simon DeMaio
@simondemaio.bsky.social
Inuk, left handed, gay, born in an airport; he/him (or whatever you'd like)
Most cars need a drink to drive
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Most cars need a drink to drive
I feel 2026 rattling in the corpse of 2025 to be set free. Enjoy your nacency in this chrysalis
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I feel 2026 rattling in the corpse of 2025 to be set free. Enjoy your nacency in this chrysalis
Novelty candy but its in a plastic bottle with a nipple that's actually the candy. Also there's sugar in the bottle to flavour the sugar lump-nipple
Also let's give it an annoying jingle that will resonate madly in peoples' ears in the dying throes of 2025
Also let's give it an annoying jingle that will resonate madly in peoples' ears in the dying throes of 2025
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Novelty candy but its in a plastic bottle with a nipple that's actually the candy. Also there's sugar in the bottle to flavour the sugar lump-nipple
Also let's give it an annoying jingle that will resonate madly in peoples' ears in the dying throes of 2025
Also let's give it an annoying jingle that will resonate madly in peoples' ears in the dying throes of 2025
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A certain podcast was quoted on the back. 👀
I bought my copy.
October 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
A certain podcast was quoted on the back. 👀
A lot of planetoids like comets have cliffs and hills. I just don't imagine them
October 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
A lot of planetoids like comets have cliffs and hills. I just don't imagine them
The world is my oyster. But im allergic to shellfish
October 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The world is my oyster. But im allergic to shellfish
Termight. But its unclear if its might (physical brawn) or might (perhaps)
October 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Termight. But its unclear if its might (physical brawn) or might (perhaps)
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Capricorn: An unexpected invitation may arrive at your home. It may be written in blood. Or just really fucked up looking brown ink, who knows, we’re not psychics.
October 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Capricorn: An unexpected invitation may arrive at your home. It may be written in blood. Or just really fucked up looking brown ink, who knows, we’re not psychics.
I conjugate with lethal intention
October 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I conjugate with lethal intention
Algorithm. My bespoke echo chamber into the void
October 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Algorithm. My bespoke echo chamber into the void
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this is quickly becoming a load bearing post for me
September 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
this is quickly becoming a load bearing post for me
They should make a prequel called 28 seconds earlier
September 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
They should make a prequel called 28 seconds earlier
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Me: sometimes I stay up all night and I don't go to bed. It's called "bonus time".
My loved ones: no it's not.
My loved ones: no it's not.
September 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Me: sometimes I stay up all night and I don't go to bed. It's called "bonus time".
My loved ones: no it's not.
My loved ones: no it's not.
My brain, circling my brain when lack of coffee
September 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My brain, circling my brain when lack of coffee
My brain to me about the midnight cereal time
September 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My brain to me about the midnight cereal time
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Capricorn: Embrace your curiosity this week! Someone is trying to poison you.
September 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Capricorn: Embrace your curiosity this week! Someone is trying to poison you.
Add lib? To what??
September 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Add lib? To what??
Take a sheet of paper. Cut it into a disc. Glue on sand. Put it on a drill and watch it spin really fast
September 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Take a sheet of paper. Cut it into a disc. Glue on sand. Put it on a drill and watch it spin really fast
My soul is 64 nested IF statements
September 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
My soul is 64 nested IF statements
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wild that MP3 is an audio file, MP4 is a video file, but MP5 is a submachine gun. Digimon-ass evolution line.
September 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
wild that MP3 is an audio file, MP4 is a video file, but MP5 is a submachine gun. Digimon-ass evolution line.
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Capricorn: We are all stardust but you also have an abnormally high lint content.
September 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Capricorn: We are all stardust but you also have an abnormally high lint content.
Why is it that the gravity only attracts weirdos into my orbit? I'm really normal; some would say the most normal of people
September 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Why is it that the gravity only attracts weirdos into my orbit? I'm really normal; some would say the most normal of people
Dear caffeine, you can call me Around by the way you horse me 🫱🕳🫲
September 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Dear caffeine, you can call me Around by the way you horse me 🫱🕳🫲
I should build a second babel's tower to learn another language and google translate myself back to english
August 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I should build a second babel's tower to learn another language and google translate myself back to english