Simon DeMaio
@simondemaio.bsky.social
Inuk, left handed, gay, born in an airport; he/him (or whatever you'd like)
My brain, circling my brain when lack of coffee
September 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My brain, circling my brain when lack of coffee
My brain to me about the midnight cereal time
September 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My brain to me about the midnight cereal time
Why is it that the gravity only attracts weirdos into my orbit? I'm really normal; some would say the most normal of people
September 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Why is it that the gravity only attracts weirdos into my orbit? I'm really normal; some would say the most normal of people
Some episodes are scary, some episodes are a little gory. Loved it!
Also, def down for that (if schedules align)
Also, def down for that (if schedules align)
August 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Some episodes are scary, some episodes are a little gory. Loved it!
Also, def down for that (if schedules align)
Also, def down for that (if schedules align)
If you dee this, I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation
June 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
If you dee this, I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation
Can't get the fucken 'Everyone looves Marineland' jingle out of my head 🙃
May 1, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Can't get the fucken 'Everyone looves Marineland' jingle out of my head 🙃
Splendor has been fun. You get a certain amount of coins a turn, you spend them to buy cards which cost various coins. The cards are your points at the end
And the cards can also reduce the amount of coins needed to buy other cards
No trading though; might make a homerule for that though 🤔
And the cards can also reduce the amount of coins needed to buy other cards
No trading though; might make a homerule for that though 🤔
April 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Splendor has been fun. You get a certain amount of coins a turn, you spend them to buy cards which cost various coins. The cards are your points at the end
And the cards can also reduce the amount of coins needed to buy other cards
No trading though; might make a homerule for that though 🤔
And the cards can also reduce the amount of coins needed to buy other cards
No trading though; might make a homerule for that though 🤔
Quote post a photo when you search your phone for text: Canada.
March 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Quote post a photo when you search your phone for text: Canada.
Me to me communication
I think its coffee time now
I think its coffee time now
January 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Me to me communication
I think its coffee time now
I think its coffee time now
You think drinking coffee at 10:30 pm is a good idea
December 29, 2024 at 3:29 AM
You think drinking coffee at 10:30 pm is a good idea
Horror Lurks Within / Command the Night / Ignite the Dawn
December 9, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Horror Lurks Within / Command the Night / Ignite the Dawn
I wanted to post this about my mouth guard still fitting. Since I haven't worn it since I was 18 (I'm 30 now)
Alas, its been thrown out. So its even funnier to me
Alas, its been thrown out. So its even funnier to me
November 17, 2024 at 7:59 PM
I wanted to post this about my mouth guard still fitting. Since I haven't worn it since I was 18 (I'm 30 now)
Alas, its been thrown out. So its even funnier to me
Alas, its been thrown out. So its even funnier to me
Inside me are two cringes
November 3, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Inside me are two cringes
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #488,309!
September 30, 2024 at 7:44 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #488,309!
Denethor II eating cheese pizza like that damned tomato
September 1, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Denethor II eating cheese pizza like that damned tomato
I think about this a lot
April 22, 2024 at 4:34 PM
I think about this a lot
The Kieran Yanner lore
April 16, 2024 at 7:21 AM
The Kieran Yanner lore
Yet the work persists
April 10, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Yet the work persists
Yes, I'm making myself coffee
March 3, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Yes, I'm making myself coffee
If you see this post hand
December 28, 2023 at 3:50 AM
If you see this post hand