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Shokolada ✍️
@shokolada.bsky.social
Progeek, kink educator, and webmaster for one of the first messy dessert play sploshing websites. He/him, she/her, they/them; cute dresses notwithstanding.
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- - - The Flying Pie Monster’s Ten Commandments (Rev1.3a) - - -

I. No Face May Remain Clean Of Dessert

II. Regardless Of Gender, Thou Art A Sexy Bitch

III. Thine Clothing Should Shine To Match The Stars

IV. Frosting Serves Grandly As Pasties

V. Too Much Whipped Cream Is Almost Enough
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The amount of joy I get from wearing rubber should be studied honestly
January 9, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.
January 7, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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Made a little dude.
January 6, 2026 at 11:16 AM
I made anime "Dirty Pair" troubleshooter costumes for my Animal Crossing characters and I still couldn't care less whether Isabelle has boobs
January 6, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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(m: Emma Magnolia)
January 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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I'm not upgrading to 2026, it's gonna be full of bugs like all recent AAA releases. I'm waiting for the first major patch and DLC release.
January 1, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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True words from VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE (@vipeopleshow.bsky.social) season one
December 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Me: “No, I don’t want to fuck any of my anime waifus. I want to fuck enthusiastically consenting adult cosplayers dressed as my anime waifus. HUGE difference.”
December 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Talking to one of these types at a con who asked how I 'got in' with so many 'famous writers' who I'd been talking to and I said "we made friends before anyone knew who we were decades ago by striking up interesting conversations and enjoying each other's company" and he kept re-asking the question.
They have come to the convention hoping to "break in" and then find themselves -- shocker! -- a "nobody in the book world." Yeah no shit! We all are! I have gently told guys like this a million times that it takes most of us *years* of hard work but they do not believe that could be true for them. +
December 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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The other site be like
December 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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if you zoom in you can almost see the leather goddesses
1/n

2 NEW epic images of Phobos over Mars just released by @esa.int Mars Express

This view is especially striking, with Phobos between the Tharsis volcanoes and Noctis Labyrinthus–Valles Marineris

Full resolution 300MP(!) & info on: flic.kr/p/2rMW4so
Credit: ESA/DLR/FUBerlin/AndreaLuck CC BY 🧪🔭
December 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Sometimes you just have to let the machines win...
December 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Watching the Animal Crossing production of Hamilton. Bet you can guess the song
December 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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There are MANY photos up on Fansly from General Restraint Photography and I for your submissive pleasure, with more still to be uploaded!

Treat yourself this Holiday and give yourself the gift of Blue 💙😘

fans.ly/KinkyCurvyBl...
Happy Holidays from your local Krampus... er... Succubus 😜😈

Now am I going to have to drag you away, or are you going to cum willingly? 😏
December 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Worship My Heels 👠
Full set on OF/LF tomorrow

#femdom #kink #shoeworship #footworship #footfetısh #stilettos #milf #loyalfans #onlyfans
December 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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having blusky's set to make you click-through to see anything flagged as "adult content" is great, because it's like a little surprise present.
90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini
the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Raindrops on kittens and whiskers on kittens
Mittens on kittens and kittens on kittens
Kittens and kittens I’m stuck in a ring
Help I’ve forgotten the lyrical things
December 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
When you have to remember to change your phone wallpaper from the sexy pic of your girlfriend before you go out to socialize with normies 😂
December 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Being one of those teens who read “Carrie” and thought, “Good on her, all those bitches totally deserved it”
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
“Look at this woman wearing a latex catsuit in a 1930s sci-fi movie!” “What the hell? I gotta find this flick… oh. The clip is AI-generated. Fuck you.”
December 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 9:20 AM
The Dirty Pair knew what’s what back in the 80s.
December 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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‘She-Ra and the Princesses of Power’ is scheduled to leave Netflix on February 21, 2026.

(source: www.whats-on-netflix.com/leaving-soon...)
December 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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This is an untouchable run:
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Nothing like getting fucked in a suspended hogtie to perk up your mood. Fuckee: @bruisecollector.bsky.social

reflectivedesire.com/videos/railed/
December 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM