Shokolada ✍️
@shokolada.bsky.social
Progeek, kink educator, and webmaster for one of the first messy dessert play sploshing websites. He/him, she/her, they/them; cute dresses notwithstanding.
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Shokolada ✍️
@shokolada.bsky.social
· Nov 21
- - - The Flying Pie Monster’s Ten Commandments (Rev1.3a) - - -
I. No Face May Remain Clean Of Dessert
II. Regardless Of Gender, Thou Art A Sexy Bitch
III. Thine Clothing Should Shine To Match The Stars
IV. Frosting Serves Grandly As Pasties
V. Too Much Whipped Cream Is Almost Enough
I. No Face May Remain Clean Of Dessert
II. Regardless Of Gender, Thou Art A Sexy Bitch
III. Thine Clothing Should Shine To Match The Stars
IV. Frosting Serves Grandly As Pasties
V. Too Much Whipped Cream Is Almost Enough
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The amount of joy I get from wearing rubber should be studied honestly
January 9, 2026 at 2:53 PM
The amount of joy I get from wearing rubber should be studied honestly
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I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.
January 7, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.
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Made a little dude.
January 6, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Made a little dude.
I made anime "Dirty Pair" troubleshooter costumes for my Animal Crossing characters and I still couldn't care less whether Isabelle has boobs
January 6, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I made anime "Dirty Pair" troubleshooter costumes for my Animal Crossing characters and I still couldn't care less whether Isabelle has boobs
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(m: Emma Magnolia)
January 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
(m: Emma Magnolia)
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I'm not upgrading to 2026, it's gonna be full of bugs like all recent AAA releases. I'm waiting for the first major patch and DLC release.
January 1, 2026 at 6:54 AM
I'm not upgrading to 2026, it's gonna be full of bugs like all recent AAA releases. I'm waiting for the first major patch and DLC release.
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True words from VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE (@vipeopleshow.bsky.social) season one
December 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
True words from VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE (@vipeopleshow.bsky.social) season one
Me: “No, I don’t want to fuck any of my anime waifus. I want to fuck enthusiastically consenting adult cosplayers dressed as my anime waifus. HUGE difference.”
December 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Me: “No, I don’t want to fuck any of my anime waifus. I want to fuck enthusiastically consenting adult cosplayers dressed as my anime waifus. HUGE difference.”
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Talking to one of these types at a con who asked how I 'got in' with so many 'famous writers' who I'd been talking to and I said "we made friends before anyone knew who we were decades ago by striking up interesting conversations and enjoying each other's company" and he kept re-asking the question.
They have come to the convention hoping to "break in" and then find themselves -- shocker! -- a "nobody in the book world." Yeah no shit! We all are! I have gently told guys like this a million times that it takes most of us *years* of hard work but they do not believe that could be true for them. +
December 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Talking to one of these types at a con who asked how I 'got in' with so many 'famous writers' who I'd been talking to and I said "we made friends before anyone knew who we were decades ago by striking up interesting conversations and enjoying each other's company" and he kept re-asking the question.
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The other site be like
December 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The other site be like
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if you zoom in you can almost see the leather goddesses
1/n
2 NEW epic images of Phobos over Mars just released by @esa.int Mars Express
This view is especially striking, with Phobos between the Tharsis volcanoes and Noctis Labyrinthus–Valles Marineris
Full resolution 300MP(!) & info on: flic.kr/p/2rMW4so
Credit: ESA/DLR/FUBerlin/AndreaLuck CC BY 🧪🔭
2 NEW epic images of Phobos over Mars just released by @esa.int Mars Express
This view is especially striking, with Phobos between the Tharsis volcanoes and Noctis Labyrinthus–Valles Marineris
Full resolution 300MP(!) & info on: flic.kr/p/2rMW4so
Credit: ESA/DLR/FUBerlin/AndreaLuck CC BY 🧪🔭
December 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
if you zoom in you can almost see the leather goddesses
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Sometimes you just have to let the machines win...
December 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Sometimes you just have to let the machines win...
Watching the Animal Crossing production of Hamilton. Bet you can guess the song
December 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Watching the Animal Crossing production of Hamilton. Bet you can guess the song
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There are MANY photos up on Fansly from General Restraint Photography and I for your submissive pleasure, with more still to be uploaded!
Treat yourself this Holiday and give yourself the gift of Blue 💙😘
fans.ly/KinkyCurvyBl...
Treat yourself this Holiday and give yourself the gift of Blue 💙😘
fans.ly/KinkyCurvyBl...
Happy Holidays from your local Krampus... er... Succubus 😜😈
Now am I going to have to drag you away, or are you going to cum willingly? 😏
Now am I going to have to drag you away, or are you going to cum willingly? 😏
December 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
There are MANY photos up on Fansly from General Restraint Photography and I for your submissive pleasure, with more still to be uploaded!
Treat yourself this Holiday and give yourself the gift of Blue 💙😘
fans.ly/KinkyCurvyBl...
Treat yourself this Holiday and give yourself the gift of Blue 💙😘
fans.ly/KinkyCurvyBl...
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Worship My Heels 👠
Full set on OF/LF tomorrow
#femdom #kink #shoeworship #footworship #footfetısh #stilettos #milf #loyalfans #onlyfans
Full set on OF/LF tomorrow
#femdom #kink #shoeworship #footworship #footfetısh #stilettos #milf #loyalfans #onlyfans
December 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Worship My Heels 👠
Full set on OF/LF tomorrow
#femdom #kink #shoeworship #footworship #footfetısh #stilettos #milf #loyalfans #onlyfans
Full set on OF/LF tomorrow
#femdom #kink #shoeworship #footworship #footfetısh #stilettos #milf #loyalfans #onlyfans
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having blusky's set to make you click-through to see anything flagged as "adult content" is great, because it's like a little surprise present.
90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini
the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass
90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini
the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
having blusky's set to make you click-through to see anything flagged as "adult content" is great, because it's like a little surprise present.
90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini
the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass
90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini
the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass
Raindrops on kittens and whiskers on kittens
Mittens on kittens and kittens on kittens
Kittens and kittens I’m stuck in a ring
Help I’ve forgotten the lyrical things
Mittens on kittens and kittens on kittens
Kittens and kittens I’m stuck in a ring
Help I’ve forgotten the lyrical things
December 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Raindrops on kittens and whiskers on kittens
Mittens on kittens and kittens on kittens
Kittens and kittens I’m stuck in a ring
Help I’ve forgotten the lyrical things
Mittens on kittens and kittens on kittens
Kittens and kittens I’m stuck in a ring
Help I’ve forgotten the lyrical things
When you have to remember to change your phone wallpaper from the sexy pic of your girlfriend before you go out to socialize with normies 😂
December 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
When you have to remember to change your phone wallpaper from the sexy pic of your girlfriend before you go out to socialize with normies 😂
Being one of those teens who read “Carrie” and thought, “Good on her, all those bitches totally deserved it”
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Being one of those teens who read “Carrie” and thought, “Good on her, all those bitches totally deserved it”
“Look at this woman wearing a latex catsuit in a 1930s sci-fi movie!” “What the hell? I gotta find this flick… oh. The clip is AI-generated. Fuck you.”
December 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
“Look at this woman wearing a latex catsuit in a 1930s sci-fi movie!” “What the hell? I gotta find this flick… oh. The clip is AI-generated. Fuck you.”
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The Dirty Pair knew what’s what back in the 80s.
December 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The Dirty Pair knew what’s what back in the 80s.
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‘She-Ra and the Princesses of Power’ is scheduled to leave Netflix on February 21, 2026.
(source: www.whats-on-netflix.com/leaving-soon...)
(source: www.whats-on-netflix.com/leaving-soon...)
December 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
‘She-Ra and the Princesses of Power’ is scheduled to leave Netflix on February 21, 2026.
(source: www.whats-on-netflix.com/leaving-soon...)
(source: www.whats-on-netflix.com/leaving-soon...)
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This is an untouchable run:
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
This is an untouchable run:
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Nothing like getting fucked in a suspended hogtie to perk up your mood. Fuckee: @bruisecollector.bsky.social
reflectivedesire.com/videos/railed/
reflectivedesire.com/videos/railed/
December 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Nothing like getting fucked in a suspended hogtie to perk up your mood. Fuckee: @bruisecollector.bsky.social
reflectivedesire.com/videos/railed/
reflectivedesire.com/videos/railed/