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Your Star Wars rankings are weak. Let me show you how a true otaku does things.
Here's my short Star Wars ranking. Let's start at the back and work to the front:
100. Attack of the Clones
99. Ewoks (Cartoon)
98. Resistance - S1
97. Obi-Wan Kenobi
96. Visions - The Bandits of Golak
95. The Clone Wars (film)
94. Revenge of the Sith
93. The Clone Wars - S1
100. Attack of the Clones
99. Ewoks (Cartoon)
98. Resistance - S1
97. Obi-Wan Kenobi
96. Visions - The Bandits of Golak
95. The Clone Wars (film)
94. Revenge of the Sith
93. The Clone Wars - S1
The thing about "Somehow Palpatine's returned." is that it's absolutely a kind of a nadir for the franchise;
but it's also of exceptional use and comedic value
So you'd start easily slotting things above it, but then you'd come to something like "the concept of midichlorians" and you think, well!
but it's also of exceptional use and comedic value
So you'd start easily slotting things above it, but then you'd come to something like "the concept of midichlorians" and you think, well!
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The thing about "Somehow Palpatine's returned." is that it's absolutely a kind of a nadir for the franchise;
but it's also of exceptional use and comedic value
So you'd start easily slotting things above it, but then you'd come to something like "the concept of midichlorians" and you think, well!
but it's also of exceptional use and comedic value
So you'd start easily slotting things above it, but then you'd come to something like "the concept of midichlorians" and you think, well!
Okay but what if I hosted a podcast where we rank extremely specific things in Star Wars. Is the scene where Poe and Finn meet each other in the TIE fighter better than the line "This is how it feels to be Anakin Skywalker forever."? Is a Gonk droid's "gonk" more wonderful than a ronto wrap?
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Okay but what if I hosted a podcast where we rank extremely specific things in Star Wars. Is the scene where Poe and Finn meet each other in the TIE fighter better than the line "This is how it feels to be Anakin Skywalker forever."? Is a Gonk droid's "gonk" more wonderful than a ronto wrap?
Still, god bless Takehito Ito and his Towards Stars universe. Guns that shoot magic, spaceships with arms, and a planet so sexy it forces Cartoon Network to create a successful adult programming division. One of my favorite things in the world.
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Still, god bless Takehito Ito and his Towards Stars universe. Guns that shoot magic, spaceships with arms, and a planet so sexy it forces Cartoon Network to create a successful adult programming division. One of my favorite things in the world.
The thing about Angel Links is that in practice the show is terrifically mid, but in single illustrations holds the complete promise that anime has ever offered mankind.
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The thing about Angel Links is that in practice the show is terrifically mid, but in single illustrations holds the complete promise that anime has ever offered mankind.
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The sumo wrestling scene from Taro the Dragon Boy (1979), dir. Kirio Urayama, Toei Doga
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The sumo wrestling scene from Taro the Dragon Boy (1979), dir. Kirio Urayama, Toei Doga
The funniest thing about my personal experience of Star Wars is that, with full honesty, one of the reasons I like The Rise of Skywalker so much is how I think it directly pays off so many of the ideas and plot points in The Last Jedi.
I live on a little island no man may ever visit.
I live on a little island no man may ever visit.
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The funniest thing about my personal experience of Star Wars is that, with full honesty, one of the reasons I like The Rise of Skywalker so much is how I think it directly pays off so many of the ideas and plot points in The Last Jedi.
I live on a little island no man may ever visit.
I live on a little island no man may ever visit.
...oh, @ing someone on here doesn't... y'all can see the... oh. hm. well. i suppose i must live honestly.
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
...oh, @ing someone on here doesn't... y'all can see the... oh. hm. well. i suppose i must live honestly.
@piyotycho.bsky.social Hey Piyotycho-san! I was going through some old saved images and found this drawing. Do you remember who the character is that's next to Hornpot? I tried to find the image in your Twitter archive but wasn't able to locate it for more context. No worries if you can't remember!
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
@piyotycho.bsky.social Hey Piyotycho-san! I was going through some old saved images and found this drawing. Do you remember who the character is that's next to Hornpot? I tried to find the image in your Twitter archive but wasn't able to locate it for more context. No worries if you can't remember!
@minovskyarticle.bsky.social I watched this music video the other day and when the guy suddenly has a hawk the thought hit me hard: "I wonder how Minovsky is doing?"
Anyway.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrfF...
Anyway.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrfF...
Peter Murphy - Cuts You Up HD
YouTube video by Beggars Banquet Records
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
@minovskyarticle.bsky.social I watched this music video the other day and when the guy suddenly has a hawk the thought hit me hard: "I wonder how Minovsky is doing?"
Anyway.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrfF...
Anyway.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrfF...
A great way to celebrate my *checks list* 73rd favorite Star Wars thing, just ahead of the Muppet Star Wars episode but just behind the entirety of Rebels Season 2.
The way this movie is almost a dry run at Willow is so wild!
The way this movie is almost a dry run at Willow is so wild!
It’s the 40th anniversary of Ewoks The Battle for Endor & we’re celebrating by inviting over some of our favorite people, @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social from The George Lucas Talk Show & the wonderful @staxrebo.bsky.social talking all about this wonderful dark chapter in the Ewok saga! Links ⬇️
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
A great way to celebrate my *checks list* 73rd favorite Star Wars thing, just ahead of the Muppet Star Wars episode but just behind the entirety of Rebels Season 2.
The way this movie is almost a dry run at Willow is so wild!
The way this movie is almost a dry run at Willow is so wild!
Think I'm ready to start following folks on social media again. A while ago, I stopped following folks to control the amount of bad news that was coming into my perception. I think I'm in a better emotional place to deal with that, and I really want to start making friends online again. So, slowly?
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Think I'm ready to start following folks on social media again. A while ago, I stopped following folks to control the amount of bad news that was coming into my perception. I think I'm in a better emotional place to deal with that, and I really want to start making friends online again. So, slowly?
I should have put Lop and Ocho over Empire but I didn't want to be controversial with my picks.
14. Andor - S2
13. Visions - Screecher's Reach
12. The Force Awakens
11. Visions - Yuko's Treasure
10. Rebels - S3
9. Visions - Aau's Song
8. Skeleton Crew
7. Visions - Lop and Ochō
6. Andor - S1
5. The Empire Strikes Back
4. Return of the Jedi
3. The Rise of Skywalker
2. Rebels - S4
1. Star Wars
13. Visions - Screecher's Reach
12. The Force Awakens
11. Visions - Yuko's Treasure
10. Rebels - S3
9. Visions - Aau's Song
8. Skeleton Crew
7. Visions - Lop and Ochō
6. Andor - S1
5. The Empire Strikes Back
4. Return of the Jedi
3. The Rise of Skywalker
2. Rebels - S4
1. Star Wars
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I should have put Lop and Ocho over Empire but I didn't want to be controversial with my picks.
Mmm, yes, there's good stuff in here.
Ranking the best of Star Wars:
1.) Andor
2.) Any SW movie when you’re 8 years old
3.) Knights of the Old Republic
4.) Knights of the Old Republic II
5.) Tattered Star Wars expanded universe paperback you found for $1
6.) Empire Strikes Back
7.) A New Hope
8.) Christmas in the Stars holiday album
1.) Andor
2.) Any SW movie when you’re 8 years old
3.) Knights of the Old Republic
4.) Knights of the Old Republic II
5.) Tattered Star Wars expanded universe paperback you found for $1
6.) Empire Strikes Back
7.) A New Hope
8.) Christmas in the Stars holiday album
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Mmm, yes, there's good stuff in here.
I mean, I'd say it ends on an astonishingly resolved note, and that's part of the trouble-- but that's also part of the fun, too.
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I mean, I'd say it ends on an astonishingly resolved note, and that's part of the trouble-- but that's also part of the fun, too.
The lighting in Empire is insane. No movie has ever or will ever look as good as that final lightsaber fight in the depths of Cloud City.
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 AM
The lighting in Empire is insane. No movie has ever or will ever look as good as that final lightsaber fight in the depths of Cloud City.
My old Star Wars list was much more granular!
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
My old Star Wars list was much more granular!
Here's my short Star Wars ranking. Let's start at the back and work to the front:
100. Attack of the Clones
99. Ewoks (Cartoon)
98. Resistance - S1
97. Obi-Wan Kenobi
96. Visions - The Bandits of Golak
95. The Clone Wars (film)
94. Revenge of the Sith
93. The Clone Wars - S1
100. Attack of the Clones
99. Ewoks (Cartoon)
98. Resistance - S1
97. Obi-Wan Kenobi
96. Visions - The Bandits of Golak
95. The Clone Wars (film)
94. Revenge of the Sith
93. The Clone Wars - S1
Your Star Wars rankings are weak. Let me show you how a true otaku does things.
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Here's my short Star Wars ranking. Let's start at the back and work to the front:
100. Attack of the Clones
99. Ewoks (Cartoon)
98. Resistance - S1
97. Obi-Wan Kenobi
96. Visions - The Bandits of Golak
95. The Clone Wars (film)
94. Revenge of the Sith
93. The Clone Wars - S1
100. Attack of the Clones
99. Ewoks (Cartoon)
98. Resistance - S1
97. Obi-Wan Kenobi
96. Visions - The Bandits of Golak
95. The Clone Wars (film)
94. Revenge of the Sith
93. The Clone Wars - S1
Your Star Wars rankings are weak. Let me show you how a true otaku does things.
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Your Star Wars rankings are weak. Let me show you how a true otaku does things.
First CBS News and now my beer-- when will she be stopped!?
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
First CBS News and now my beer-- when will she be stopped!?
Double-feature idea:
- The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D
- Shark Skin Man and Peach Hip Girl
- The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D
- Shark Skin Man and Peach Hip Girl
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Double-feature idea:
- The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D
- Shark Skin Man and Peach Hip Girl
- The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D
- Shark Skin Man and Peach Hip Girl
V for Vendetta but V wears a Guy Fieri mask
November 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
V for Vendetta but V wears a Guy Fieri mask
You ever think about how Edgar Wright and Egoraptor look the same
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
You ever think about how Edgar Wright and Egoraptor look the same
I bever really thought of myself as a contrarian, but something about expressing an opinion out loud that everyone agrees with just rubs me the wrong way. The only way we get anywhere is by dissent!
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I bever really thought of myself as a contrarian, but something about expressing an opinion out loud that everyone agrees with just rubs me the wrong way. The only way we get anywhere is by dissent!
"Are the fae open source" is a fun seed for a Shadowrun one-shot though
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
"Are the fae open source" is a fun seed for a Shadowrun one-shot though
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10/10 Color page for Witch Watch this week
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
10/10 Color page for Witch Watch this week