sarah
@shippityships.bsky.social
tired suburban mom. college football enjoyer. she/her
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i'm shipping the Credit Card Fraud biathlete and the Cringe Cheater Crying On TV biathlete. they can fix each other
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 PM
i'm shipping the Credit Card Fraud biathlete and the Cringe Cheater Crying On TV biathlete. they can fix each other
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IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
February 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
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you can't really prepare for how much they caught the giants owner sending emails that like "yes, i would LOVE it if you did sex trafficking for me! 😀 sounds fun! i am glad we are sex trafficking friends now"
From The Athletic: Jeffrey Epstein scouted women for New York Giants co-owner Steve Tisch
www.nytimes.com/athletic/701...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/701...
Jeffrey Epstein scouted women for New York Giants co-owner Steve Tisch, emails show
The emails, sent in 2013, were among more than 3 million Epstein-related documents the Department of Justice released Friday.
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:32 PM
you can't really prepare for how much they caught the giants owner sending emails that like "yes, i would LOVE it if you did sex trafficking for me! 😀 sounds fun! i am glad we are sex trafficking friends now"
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Someone on my blog asked what plane has the best pizza. One of the planes I chose was Ravnica, so another person asked which guild made the best pizza. It was “Another Day of R&D Productivity Lost” (for fans of my old “Tales from the Pit” comic).
#WotCStaff
#WotCStaff
January 29, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Someone on my blog asked what plane has the best pizza. One of the planes I chose was Ravnica, so another person asked which guild made the best pizza. It was “Another Day of R&D Productivity Lost” (for fans of my old “Tales from the Pit” comic).
#WotCStaff
#WotCStaff
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Google is quick with it lol.
January 22, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Google is quick with it lol.
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"I asked chatgpt"
Well I asked the gay little magic players in my discord
Well I asked the gay little magic players in my discord
December 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
"I asked chatgpt"
Well I asked the gay little magic players in my discord
Well I asked the gay little magic players in my discord
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My Magic hot take for the weekend. Ignore the TMNT cards. Stay off the subreddit, do not engage. Just go and enjoy the incredible set that is Lorwyn Eclipsed. A bunch of folks put a lot of love into this set, and it deserved its time to shine.
January 17, 2026 at 5:14 AM
My Magic hot take for the weekend. Ignore the TMNT cards. Stay off the subreddit, do not engage. Just go and enjoy the incredible set that is Lorwyn Eclipsed. A bunch of folks put a lot of love into this set, and it deserved its time to shine.
my husband's going to be dm'ing again soon, after more than a year away from it. he's written a story set in his favorite mtg plane, along with a full suite homebrewed species to match.
it's so good. i'm very excited.
it's so good. i'm very excited.
January 12, 2026 at 9:58 AM
my husband's going to be dm'ing again soon, after more than a year away from it. he's written a story set in his favorite mtg plane, along with a full suite homebrewed species to match.
it's so good. i'm very excited.
it's so good. i'm very excited.
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Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.
Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.
Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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Preston Eagleson was Indiana’s first Black football player (pictured here in 1895). When a hotelier refused to let him eat in the dining room, IU’s entire team opted to choose another hotel. Eagleson’s father sued the hotel under civil rights law — and won $50.
January 10, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Preston Eagleson was Indiana’s first Black football player (pictured here in 1895). When a hotelier refused to let him eat in the dining room, IU’s entire team opted to choose another hotel. Eagleson’s father sued the hotel under civil rights law — and won $50.
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I've decided my favorite dynamic of the college football season is that Indiana's quarterback is the most relentlessly positive man alive and Indiana's head coach has never smiled in his life
January 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I've decided my favorite dynamic of the college football season is that Indiana's quarterback is the most relentlessly positive man alive and Indiana's head coach has never smiled in his life
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☝️Um, Actually returns to Dropout January 20th
🏆And to celebrate 11 seasons of Um, Actually, we're ending the season with a new Tournament of Champions!
🏆And to celebrate 11 seasons of Um, Actually, we're ending the season with a new Tournament of Champions!
January 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
☝️Um, Actually returns to Dropout January 20th
🏆And to celebrate 11 seasons of Um, Actually, we're ending the season with a new Tournament of Champions!
🏆And to celebrate 11 seasons of Um, Actually, we're ending the season with a new Tournament of Champions!
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Indiana has broken Alabama's will in the sport of football.
Just needed to see what that looked like typed out.
Just needed to see what that looked like typed out.
January 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Indiana has broken Alabama's will in the sport of football.
Just needed to see what that looked like typed out.
Just needed to see what that looked like typed out.
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Blue Winter Birds 💙❄️
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Blue Winter Birds 💙❄️
christmas eve stats:
gatherings: 2
best food eaten: broccoli casserole
times snapped at BIL: 2
baby blowouts: 1
times that i felt unloved or unseen because of cheap, unthoughtful gifts: 2
gatherings: 2
best food eaten: broccoli casserole
times snapped at BIL: 2
baby blowouts: 1
times that i felt unloved or unseen because of cheap, unthoughtful gifts: 2
December 25, 2025 at 9:51 AM
christmas eve stats:
gatherings: 2
best food eaten: broccoli casserole
times snapped at BIL: 2
baby blowouts: 1
times that i felt unloved or unseen because of cheap, unthoughtful gifts: 2
gatherings: 2
best food eaten: broccoli casserole
times snapped at BIL: 2
baby blowouts: 1
times that i felt unloved or unseen because of cheap, unthoughtful gifts: 2
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The Beaneater, by Annibale Carracci, 1580s
December 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The Beaneater, by Annibale Carracci, 1580s
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Gamers. It’s time
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Gamers. It’s time
one of my friends told me that she's dating a guy eight years older than her. i know that age difference matters less as you get older and that my great-grandparents were 10 years apart, but there's just something about 26 and 34 that doesn't feel great.
plus, he's one of her coworkers. ehhhh.
plus, he's one of her coworkers. ehhhh.
December 17, 2025 at 11:05 AM
one of my friends told me that she's dating a guy eight years older than her. i know that age difference matters less as you get older and that my great-grandparents were 10 years apart, but there's just something about 26 and 34 that doesn't feel great.
plus, he's one of her coworkers. ehhhh.
plus, he's one of her coworkers. ehhhh.
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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Christmas commercial for Infinitum (recycling company, Norway).
Animation : Brikk & Dept studios.
Inspiration : Don Bluth.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2twI...
Animation : Brikk & Dept studios.
Inspiration : Don Bluth.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2twI...
December 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Christmas commercial for Infinitum (recycling company, Norway).
Animation : Brikk & Dept studios.
Inspiration : Don Bluth.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2twI...
Animation : Brikk & Dept studios.
Inspiration : Don Bluth.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2twI...
hearing kirk and rece campaign for texas and bama while the championship is still ongoing makes me so tired of this whole system
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
hearing kirk and rece campaign for texas and bama while the championship is still ongoing makes me so tired of this whole system
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🤩GIVEAWAY TIME🤩
I'm randomly picking not 1, but 2 entries for a chance to win 4 out of the 31 MTG Chibi Commanders I made for Inktober, in FOIL! All you have to do is:
Like, repost and follow me
Comment which commanders you would like to win
Winners will be selected on December 7th. Good Luck! 🥰
I'm randomly picking not 1, but 2 entries for a chance to win 4 out of the 31 MTG Chibi Commanders I made for Inktober, in FOIL! All you have to do is:
Like, repost and follow me
Comment which commanders you would like to win
Winners will be selected on December 7th. Good Luck! 🥰
December 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
🤩GIVEAWAY TIME🤩
I'm randomly picking not 1, but 2 entries for a chance to win 4 out of the 31 MTG Chibi Commanders I made for Inktober, in FOIL! All you have to do is:
Like, repost and follow me
Comment which commanders you would like to win
Winners will be selected on December 7th. Good Luck! 🥰
I'm randomly picking not 1, but 2 entries for a chance to win 4 out of the 31 MTG Chibi Commanders I made for Inktober, in FOIL! All you have to do is:
Like, repost and follow me
Comment which commanders you would like to win
Winners will be selected on December 7th. Good Luck! 🥰
