Shields
@shields.bsky.social
Pros:
1) Can reach the freshest milk in the back of the cooler at the grocery store.
2) Diehard Syracuse fan.
3) Pretty good at Hot Fingers Trivia.
4) Phenomenal storyteller.
Cons:
1) Solves math problems all day.
2) Still believes in the LA Angels.
1) Can reach the freshest milk in the back of the cooler at the grocery store.
2) Diehard Syracuse fan.
3) Pretty good at Hot Fingers Trivia.
4) Phenomenal storyteller.
Cons:
1) Solves math problems all day.
2) Still believes in the LA Angels.
The test was recently updated to "Who wrote the following notes to Jeffrey Epstein?"
Trump: "I also did a cognitive exam. Which is always very risky because if I didn't do well, you'd be the first to be blaring it and I had a perfect score. And one of the doctors said he's almost never seen a perfect score. I had a perfect score. That made me well good ... not the easiest test."
October 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The test was recently updated to "Who wrote the following notes to Jeffrey Epstein?"
With Tylenol lubricant.
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/
September 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
With Tylenol lubricant.
Charlie Kirk's grieving widow had just left the stage moments before the fireworks for Trump kicked off.
Just so wildly and blatantly inappropriate for a memorial service for someone else.
Fucking nuts.
Just so wildly and blatantly inappropriate for a memorial service for someone else.
Fucking nuts.
September 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Meal Team Six Assemble!!!
🚨NEW: Stewart Rhodes, founder and former leader of the far right militia group the Oath Keepers, said that it’s time to get the group 'back up and running' — and Donald Trump should 'call up' the militia.
Pardon Tracker: Stewart Rhodes Plans for Oath Keepers to 'Get Back Up and Running'
Stewart Rhodes, founder and former leader of the far right militia group the Oath Keepers, said that it’s time to get the group 'back up and running' — and Donald Trump should 'call up' the militia.
www.radicalreports.org
August 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Meal Team Six Assemble!!!
. @avk.bsky.social We're starting to see the results of listening to medical conspiracies, starting with raw milk.
www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2...
www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2...
Mother sues Florida dairy farm, claims she lost fetus after raw milk led to bacterial infection
A New Smyrna Beach dairy farm was named in a lawsuit filed by a woman who claims she lost her fetus after falling ill while caring for her toddler who became sick after drinking raw, unpasteurized mil...
www.clickorlando.com
August 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
. @avk.bsky.social We're starting to see the results of listening to medical conspiracies, starting with raw milk.
www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2...
www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2...
I have his award right here...
August 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I have his award right here...
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she posts videos of them trying to get away from her on tiktok that are sped up yakety sax style and scored by norteno music, theyre hilarious
August 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
she posts videos of them trying to get away from her on tiktok that are sped up yakety sax style and scored by norteno music, theyre hilarious
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This seems like a good time to share this AWESOME video from the film #UNFIT (2020), featuring the great Rick Reilly, about TRUMP'S CONSTANT CHEATING AT GOLF.
July 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This seems like a good time to share this AWESOME video from the film #UNFIT (2020), featuring the great Rick Reilly, about TRUMP'S CONSTANT CHEATING AT GOLF.
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Donald Trump’s connections to people accused of child sex abuse go well beyond Jeffrey Epstein. In this thread I note other cases in which people tied to Trump were accused of committing or enabling child molestation. 1/
Donald Trump’s connections to people accused of child sex abuse go well beyond Jeffrey Epstein. In this thread I note other cases in which people tied to Trump were accused of committing or enabling child molestation. 1/
July 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Donald Trump’s connections to people accused of child sex abuse go well beyond Jeffrey Epstein. In this thread I note other cases in which people tied to Trump were accused of committing or enabling child molestation. 1/
Donald Trump’s connections to people accused of child sex abuse go well beyond Jeffrey Epstein. In this thread I note other cases in which people tied to Trump were accused of committing or enabling child molestation. 1/
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🚨🚨🚨 Jeffrey Epstein during a 2010 deposition:
Q. Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of
18?
A: Though l'd like to answer that question, at least today l'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights, sir.
Q. Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of
18?
A: Though l'd like to answer that question, at least today l'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights, sir.
July 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
🚨🚨🚨 Jeffrey Epstein during a 2010 deposition:
Q. Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of
18?
A: Though l'd like to answer that question, at least today l'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights, sir.
Q. Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of
18?
A: Though l'd like to answer that question, at least today l'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights, sir.
Waiting for the all caps rant about tonight's South Park because of these depictions...
July 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Waiting for the all caps rant about tonight's South Park because of these depictions...
One of their best episodes ever!!!
‘South Park’ takes on Trump in season 27 premiere as creators ink $1.5 billion deal
‘South Park’ Takes on Trump in Season 27 Premiere as Creators Ink $1.5 Billion Deal
The long-running satire returns after a nearly 2.5-year hiatus and as a battle over its future has just concluded.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
July 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
One of their best episodes ever!!!
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Lots of confusion around Epstein. Hope this helps!
July 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Lots of confusion around Epstein. Hope this helps!
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I debated 20 far-far-far-right conservatives (racists? fascists?) on Jubilee's 'Surrounded.'
Here are some of the highlights of them unable to answer my basic questions or rebut the simplest of points. Not sure whether to laugh or cry.
Here's the full 'debate': www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S-W...
Here are some of the highlights of them unable to answer my basic questions or rebut the simplest of points. Not sure whether to laugh or cry.
Here's the full 'debate': www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S-W...
July 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I debated 20 far-far-far-right conservatives (racists? fascists?) on Jubilee's 'Surrounded.'
Here are some of the highlights of them unable to answer my basic questions or rebut the simplest of points. Not sure whether to laugh or cry.
Here's the full 'debate': www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S-W...
Here are some of the highlights of them unable to answer my basic questions or rebut the simplest of points. Not sure whether to laugh or cry.
Here's the full 'debate': www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S-W...
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i hate myself for making this one and if you retweet it you suck
July 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
i hate myself for making this one and if you retweet it you suck
Not sure if you've seen this, @thesuziehunter.bsky.social
July 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Not sure if you've seen this, @thesuziehunter.bsky.social
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The Phanatic is a real son of a bitch.
July 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The Phanatic is a real son of a bitch.
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Pete's pullout game is weak!
Pete Davidson and his girlfriend, Elsie Hewitt, are expecting their first child.
Pete Davidson and Elsie Hewitt are expecting their first child
Pete Davidson and his girlfriend, Elsie Hewitt, are expecting their first child. Hewitt announced the news Wednesday on Instagram.
bit.ly
July 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Pete's pullout game is weak!
July 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This is how you push back against blatant lies...
July 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This is how you push back against blatant lies...
This is how he "helps" after a natural disaster...
July 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This is how he "helps" after a natural disaster...
Another DEI hire in the Trump administration. Didn't Earn It.
Trump’s new nominee for Ambassador to Malaysia, Nick Adams: “Unfortunately today it’s more important to be a minority than a qualified person. The most persecuted group in the US is straight, white, Christian men.”
July 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Another DEI hire in the Trump administration. Didn't Earn It.