Shields
@shields.bsky.social
Pros:
1) Can reach the freshest milk in the back of the cooler at the grocery store.
2) Diehard Syracuse fan.
3) Pretty good at Hot Fingers Trivia.
4) Phenomenal storyteller.
Cons:
1) Solves math problems all day.
2) Still believes in the LA Angels.
1) Can reach the freshest milk in the back of the cooler at the grocery store.
2) Diehard Syracuse fan.
3) Pretty good at Hot Fingers Trivia.
4) Phenomenal storyteller.
Cons:
1) Solves math problems all day.
2) Still believes in the LA Angels.
Sounds like someone wasn't hugged much in life.
February 1, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Sounds like someone wasn't hugged much in life.
I thought the cøvId jabbed people were supposed to die within 6 months, a year tops after getting them 5 years ago?
January 30, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I thought the cøvId jabbed people were supposed to die within 6 months, a year tops after getting them 5 years ago?
I would definitely buy one of these!
January 28, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I would definitely buy one of these!
Minnie gave Sluggo head at the movies and told her she's better than Nancy
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Minnie gave Sluggo head at the movies and told her she's better than Nancy
When I first began playing, I thought along the lines of the letters given on the final puzzle on Wheel of Fortune and used "stern" as my starter word. I was as shocked as you when it hit on the first try. Since then, I've been using "rents" as my starter.
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
When I first began playing, I thought along the lines of the letters given on the final puzzle on Wheel of Fortune and used "stern" as my starter word. I was as shocked as you when it hit on the first try. Since then, I've been using "rents" as my starter.
Remember, these people don't like socialism but rely on government assistance. These same people wanted ObamaCare to be eliminated, yet didn't want their Affordable Care Act insurance to be touched.
November 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Remember, these people don't like socialism but rely on government assistance. These same people wanted ObamaCare to be eliminated, yet didn't want their Affordable Care Act insurance to be touched.
I'm sure he's heard some form of "banger" from dad many times.
October 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I'm sure he's heard some form of "banger" from dad many times.
Sad that Mary Jane and butterscotch with pocket lint didn't make the list
October 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Sad that Mary Jane and butterscotch with pocket lint didn't make the list
I'll bet those Young Republicans are trying to get their group chat off the record. I guess today is the day "Halliganed" became official.
October 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I'll bet those Young Republicans are trying to get their group chat off the record. I guess today is the day "Halliganed" became official.
Ruxbin was the Chinese knockoff version of the real thing, or they're just slow and don't realize it's always been Ruxpin.
October 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Ruxbin was the Chinese knockoff version of the real thing, or they're just slow and don't realize it's always been Ruxpin.
The same people who complain about people sitting home earning welfare instead of getting a job. Maybe they should have a work requirement to earn a paycheck and benefits.
October 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The same people who complain about people sitting home earning welfare instead of getting a job. Maybe they should have a work requirement to earn a paycheck and benefits.
These people need to lay off the meth and aged urine.
October 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
These people need to lay off the meth and aged urine.
You should create a post in that Facebook group saying the moon isn't real. David Copperfield made it disappear back in the '80's. I'm sure it would gain plenty of traction.
October 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You should create a post in that Facebook group saying the moon isn't real. David Copperfield made it disappear back in the '80's. I'm sure it would gain plenty of traction.
Sponsored by Bud Light and Cracker Barrel.
October 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Sponsored by Bud Light and Cracker Barrel.
Pawel, you're telling me there are only white people in Canadian jails and prisons? I'm just looking for a clarification that only whites have to obey laws.
October 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Pawel, you're telling me there are only white people in Canadian jails and prisons? I'm just looking for a clarification that only whites have to obey laws.
I thought Kegseth didn't want fat soldiers?
October 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I thought Kegseth didn't want fat soldiers?
There are some who believe the US was created 2025 years ago. 🤦
October 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
There are some who believe the US was created 2025 years ago. 🤦
What a bunch of dumbfucks, or dumbpfucks if you prefer.
October 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
What a bunch of dumbfucks, or dumbpfucks if you prefer.
Wait, I thought birds weren't real?
October 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Wait, I thought birds weren't real?
Meth is a hell of a drug.
October 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Meth is a hell of a drug.