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Sheo
@sheologian.bsky.social
Raleigh-ish, NC.

I’ll procrastinate later.
Pinned
She thinks she missed the train to Mars
She’s out back spittin bars
Weeo says nite nite everybuddy
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
A few years ago I watched Thirtysomething the week of Thanksgiving and

1. It’s really good and
2. I found myself so jealous of them being young adults with no cell phones
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Once when I was 16 or 17 on my way out the door my dad said “here’s $20” “for what?” “for the rest of your dress”

That came to mind immediately when I saw this
Interesting attire for a US Ambassador at a formal occasion.
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
There is a TJMaxx app and a Marshall’s app. Right now there is a huge clearance. Money is tight all around, I know. I like using these apps because you can do in-store returns for free.

You’re welcome.
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The last time I went to a mall was in 2013.

I have no intentions of ever going to one again.

I’m always taken aback when someone says they went to one recently. Wh-why??
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I generally have no problem not kink shaming but I was once told by a couple of acquaintances (both white, this matters) that they enjoyed roleplaying where one was a pilgrim and I’ll let you figure out what the other was and…

No. I’m silently judging but I’m judging.
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
License to ILL

Inter
Library
Loan
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Capitalist elite devalue all work. You gonna dine and dash every time you eat? Not pay your stylist? Or is it just art you devalue
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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That time I put The Boy's hair in a man bun, and texted a pic to @sheologian.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Somebody go get Flint!
Flint 🐶
Adult male Golden Retriever mix
Adoptable from SPCA of Wake County (Raleigh, NC)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/flint-79669006/nc/raleigh/spca-of-wake-county-nc590/
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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roses are red
the breakfast of champions is wheaties
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Is a hot pocket a meat pie?
Discuss.
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This is true. I pray more now than I ever have.

Don’t ask what I pray *for*
Why are Trump and Melania together in a photo for this subject?
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Approximately 70% of MDiv holders are men

Approximately 73-76% of therapists are women.
The Dept. of Ed says my M Div is a professional degree but my MA in Clinical Mental Health is not.

By all means, forgive all 93 credit hours of my M. Div loans then.
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The Dept. of Ed says my M Div is a professional degree but my MA in Clinical Mental Health is not.

By all means, forgive all 93 credit hours of my M. Div loans then.
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I miss a lot of things about my grandma but one of them is that the most severe thing she would say when she heard about some serious shit was a soft “oh my land”

Utterly endearing.
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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If I’m ever murdered, just know I ran my mouth until the end.
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Speaking of sleep, Dan just took Weeo to Marbles with my parents - asked if he had fun and Dan sent me this
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Trazyn was barking for over an hour and I went to the top of the stairs and told him “wow buddy I really like your song!” and he stopped. 😂
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Wait. RICK JAMES was Snow’s babysitter as a kid? (per Wikipedia)
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 AM
This is a really inconvenient time to have “Informer” by Snow stuck in my head

But alas
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Today’s bubble bath business idea:
A weight gym for suburban Southerners (you know the type - has never seen a holler nevermind a hardship but acts like they have) with perfectly clean pickups and lots of expendable income:

Pumped Up Hicks
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I believe that’s a rosary he’s holding (some are saying mala beads but the configuration is that of a rosary, and mala beads aren’t symbolic) and that’s so gross

I hope the Pope subtweets him
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?

Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
In 1887 the surgeon general recommended cocaine for depression.

NOW look what we’re stuck with.
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM