calamity jenn.
@shehulking.bsky.social
she/her ♠️ 🏹 GOOD SHOT, BABY.
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calamity jenn.
@shehulking.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Hi! I’m Jenn.
I’m mid-30s, live in London, and worked book retail for 16 years and these days I work customer support for book retail.
I’m aro/ace, I’ve a fun range of mental health problems and my favourite hobbies include napping and tea.
I’m terminally online and this isn’t my first rodeo.
I’m mid-30s, live in London, and worked book retail for 16 years and these days I work customer support for book retail.
I’m aro/ace, I’ve a fun range of mental health problems and my favourite hobbies include napping and tea.
I’m terminally online and this isn’t my first rodeo.
The oat milk mum likes is on promotion in Waitrose but I followed her around the shop actively preventing her from picking up any food items I would be expected to eat, I meant it when I said I will not shop here with that Keira Knightley ad.
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The oat milk mum likes is on promotion in Waitrose but I followed her around the shop actively preventing her from picking up any food items I would be expected to eat, I meant it when I said I will not shop here with that Keira Knightley ad.
Afternoon work with a cold tableau
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Afternoon work with a cold tableau
I see no one Bluesky has read the article beyond the clickbait headline either.
December 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I see no one Bluesky has read the article beyond the clickbait headline either.
Cloudflare is having an outage so the majority of our systems, including the one we use to talk to customers, are down.
a stuffed animal is sitting on top of a table .
ALT: a stuffed animal is sitting on top of a table .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Cloudflare is having an outage so the majority of our systems, including the one we use to talk to customers, are down.
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I am heartened to see the Eurovision fandom mostly all just immediately browsing for a new hyperfixation.
*stares pointedly at the Harry Potter fans*
*stares pointedly at the Harry Potter fans*
December 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I am heartened to see the Eurovision fandom mostly all just immediately browsing for a new hyperfixation.
*stares pointedly at the Harry Potter fans*
*stares pointedly at the Harry Potter fans*
This book is SHREDDING me, I didn’t know if I’d even like it and it’s eaten my heart
December 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This book is SHREDDING me, I didn’t know if I’d even like it and it’s eaten my heart
Sad because I’m a bit poorly, smug because I’m poorly enough for Lemsip
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Sad because I’m a bit poorly, smug because I’m poorly enough for Lemsip
Me rocking up to my self-published book launch that has made me no money and which I’m holding for myself and about three friends in like, a Five Guys
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Me rocking up to my self-published book launch that has made me no money and which I’m holding for myself and about three friends in like, a Five Guys
Wait there’s a Chip & Dale wedding dress for meeeee
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Wait there’s a Chip & Dale wedding dress for meeeee
This Donald Duck wedding dress is now the only thing I will think about for the rest of today
December 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This Donald Duck wedding dress is now the only thing I will think about for the rest of today
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We're watching the wholesale burning of every scrap of dignity afforded to trans people in the UK, their rights, their medical services, their employment, their place within society, their bodily functions.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
December 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
We're watching the wholesale burning of every scrap of dignity afforded to trans people in the UK, their rights, their medical services, their employment, their place within society, their bodily functions.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
If you’re in a different time zone to me and want a podcast for a bit, this one is a good intro
open.spotify.com/episode/6M6T...
open.spotify.com/episode/6M6T...
S1 Ep7: Loremen S1 Ep7 - Baa and The Wilnecker Paradox
open.spotify.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
If you’re in a different time zone to me and want a podcast for a bit, this one is a good intro
open.spotify.com/episode/6M6T...
open.spotify.com/episode/6M6T...
Given like, most of my year’s listening was the Loremen podcast I thought I’d recommend a few fun episodes you could listen to and enjoy without committing to 300-odd episodes so understand the stupid running jokes.
My shortlist of Absolute Faves has 29 episodes on it so I’ll be winnowing that.
My shortlist of Absolute Faves has 29 episodes on it so I’ll be winnowing that.
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Given like, most of my year’s listening was the Loremen podcast I thought I’d recommend a few fun episodes you could listen to and enjoy without committing to 300-odd episodes so understand the stupid running jokes.
My shortlist of Absolute Faves has 29 episodes on it so I’ll be winnowing that.
My shortlist of Absolute Faves has 29 episodes on it so I’ll be winnowing that.
Also I put my tights on backwards before going out and it’s ruining my life
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Also I put my tights on backwards before going out and it’s ruining my life
A Christmas Carol at Alexandra Palace!
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
A Christmas Carol at Alexandra Palace!
Excited to climb the hill to Ally Pally in the rain
December 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Excited to climb the hill to Ally Pally in the rain
Are these the people who are sure that Steve from Stranger Things is queer
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Are these the people who are sure that Steve from Stranger Things is queer
My vibe for A Christmas Carol tonight is basically Chaotic
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My vibe for A Christmas Carol tonight is basically Chaotic
Anyway my top song of 2025 is this and I’m not mad about it, it’s a banger
open.spotify.com/track/0hCmWA...
open.spotify.com/track/0hCmWA...
Not In Surrender
open.spotify.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Anyway my top song of 2025 is this and I’m not mad about it, it’s a banger
open.spotify.com/track/0hCmWA...
open.spotify.com/track/0hCmWA...
Apparently I did 13,802 minutes of podcasts this year, which tracks.
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Apparently I did 13,802 minutes of podcasts this year, which tracks.
My spotify wrapped is the mess I expected because this year's "most played" song has only been listened to like, 20 times, and last year's most played was well over 100. I've been too... everything for my usual stuff with music.
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My spotify wrapped is the mess I expected because this year's "most played" song has only been listened to like, 20 times, and last year's most played was well over 100. I've been too... everything for my usual stuff with music.
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GANDALF: Can you see anything?
FRODO: There's nothing…Wait. There are markings. It's some form of Elvish. I can't read it.
GANDALF: There are few who can. The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here. In the common tongue it says, "Light the lamp, not the rat."
FRODO: There's nothing…Wait. There are markings. It's some form of Elvish. I can't read it.
GANDALF: There are few who can. The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here. In the common tongue it says, "Light the lamp, not the rat."
December 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
GANDALF: Can you see anything?
FRODO: There's nothing…Wait. There are markings. It's some form of Elvish. I can't read it.
GANDALF: There are few who can. The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here. In the common tongue it says, "Light the lamp, not the rat."
FRODO: There's nothing…Wait. There are markings. It's some form of Elvish. I can't read it.
GANDALF: There are few who can. The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here. In the common tongue it says, "Light the lamp, not the rat."