calamity jenn.
@shehulking.bsky.social
she/her ♠️ 🏹 GOOD SHOT, BABY.
Ooh, you’re spoiling us, Mr Ambassador
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Ooh, you’re spoiling us, Mr Ambassador
I actually do have better things to do on this train journey but the idea of making a December Jenn Starter Pack was too appealing
December 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I actually do have better things to do on this train journey but the idea of making a December Jenn Starter Pack was too appealing
On my train home with lemon & ginger tea. I own very few things that aren’t offensively on-brand.
December 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
On my train home with lemon & ginger tea. I own very few things that aren’t offensively on-brand.
This book is silly and I am having a great time
December 6, 2025 at 10:27 AM
This book is silly and I am having a great time
Okay this is a baffling board. Yes, I’m looking, I need to know what platform to get my connection from, it’s not like a secret shame
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Okay this is a baffling board. Yes, I’m looking, I need to know what platform to get my connection from, it’s not like a secret shame
In case you were wondering this is going great
December 6, 2025 at 8:50 AM
In case you were wondering this is going great
Afternoon work with a cold tableau
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Afternoon work with a cold tableau
This book is SHREDDING me, I didn’t know if I’d even like it and it’s eaten my heart
December 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This book is SHREDDING me, I didn’t know if I’d even like it and it’s eaten my heart
Sad because I’m a bit poorly, smug because I’m poorly enough for Lemsip
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Sad because I’m a bit poorly, smug because I’m poorly enough for Lemsip
Me rocking up to my self-published book launch that has made me no money and which I’m holding for myself and about three friends in like, a Five Guys
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Me rocking up to my self-published book launch that has made me no money and which I’m holding for myself and about three friends in like, a Five Guys
Wait there’s a Chip & Dale wedding dress for meeeee
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Wait there’s a Chip & Dale wedding dress for meeeee
This Donald Duck wedding dress is now the only thing I will think about for the rest of today
December 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This Donald Duck wedding dress is now the only thing I will think about for the rest of today
A Christmas Carol at Alexandra Palace!
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
A Christmas Carol at Alexandra Palace!
Are these the people who are sure that Steve from Stranger Things is queer
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Are these the people who are sure that Steve from Stranger Things is queer
My vibe for A Christmas Carol tonight is basically Chaotic
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My vibe for A Christmas Carol tonight is basically Chaotic
In other wholesome news, look at my little theatre son go 🥰
December 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
In other wholesome news, look at my little theatre son go 🥰
They’re about a year old and were £18 in TK Maxx and up close they look like this
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
They’re about a year old and were £18 in TK Maxx and up close they look like this
Torn between “these poor loves won’t make it to 2026” and “if they can limp on into the first week of February they could fall apart on my feet in a beautiful swan song at Disneyland Paris”.
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Torn between “these poor loves won’t make it to 2026” and “if they can limp on into the first week of February they could fall apart on my feet in a beautiful swan song at Disneyland Paris”.
I need this but not £137 need this
December 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I need this but not £137 need this
I should get out of my jimjams and brush my hair, but a customer has called a member of staff “bottom of the barrel scum” and if I’m dealing with that, it’s pyjamas
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I should get out of my jimjams and brush my hair, but a customer has called a member of staff “bottom of the barrel scum” and if I’m dealing with that, it’s pyjamas
I know in reality I’d look stupid in these Docs and the heels are too high for me but I’m enjoying imagining I own them and look like a fucking pirate
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I know in reality I’d look stupid in these Docs and the heels are too high for me but I’m enjoying imagining I own them and look like a fucking pirate
I picked this up a while back because I liked the author’s first one, and I’m reading it to put together a queer romance bundle to sell on Vinted, but it’s about hiking and I wasn’t sure it would be for me and I am having a great time already
November 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I picked this up a while back because I liked the author’s first one, and I’m reading it to put together a queer romance bundle to sell on Vinted, but it’s about hiking and I wasn’t sure it would be for me and I am having a great time already
So @ellenm.bsky.social has perfectly encapsulated George on #Strictly
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
So @ellenm.bsky.social has perfectly encapsulated George on #Strictly
I basically just read romance this month ✌️
November 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I basically just read romance this month ✌️