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she/her ♠️ 🏹 GOOD SHOT, BABY.
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December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It’s the worst thing, you have to eat it not to be wasteful, but also, noooo
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I probably wouldn't need to be employed at customer support if they did
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I shall swish my way to the multiple soda machine
December 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I’m OBSESSED
December 5, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Thank yoooooou 💜
December 5, 2025 at 11:51 AM
According to the responses I'm seeing, no
December 5, 2025 at 11:09 AM
It came back up again but that was fun 😅
December 5, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I mean it was quite nice, gave me time to drink my tea
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Yeah, unfortunately, people are only reading that headline
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 AM
He actually had a reasonable response but that doesn't make a clickbait-y headline
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I missed it a lot last year but it didn’t kill me, I’ll do the same this year.
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
They’re so perfect!!
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I love it, I don’t know why but I do. Yes, I know it’s horrible.

In my younger years I used to get through Christmas in retail by drinking a couple of sachets a day and it got worse so these days I am only allowed it when I’m legitimately sick.
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Absolutely, that’s the best bit
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM