Kryten 5000
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Kryten 5000
@sharpstick65.bsky.social
An overall pain in the ass and an actual bench scientist immunologist/molecular biologist in the Philly burbs. Vaccinate your damned spawn.
Phillies, Eagles and Flyers
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Pinned posts are a great spot to tell folks that the quickest way to a block here is to post Doomer bullshit. Just don't fucking do it. Let the Russians and Chinese do it on their own. They don't need your help.
@profanity.accountant
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November 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Vote Out Every Republican. Every Last One!
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Absolutely Cosign, for what that's worth.
Get your shit together, @safety.bsky.app. First Sarah Kendzior and now Patton Oswalt? One for accurately quoting Johnny Cash lyrics and one for being angry at an apologist for pedophilia? Stop letting your bullshit algorithms make decisions and use your goddamn human brains.
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This makes me irrationaly happy this morning. I hope the fucker didn't sleep at all last night.
Republicans aren’t happy. (Very strong language warning).
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
You might be hesitant click on the link... What the hell, click on the link.
Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.

Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.

[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
November 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Exactly
Maybe we’re all just tired of miserable, angry fucks leading us and we just want someone who makes us feel like there’s a future, someone who seems to genuinely like us.
It's scary how cute Park Slope was tonight.

Happy Halloween, NYC.
November 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
This is going to be interesting.
Took a look at the entry they have for me in Elon's Grokipedia.

There are some surprisingly deep details, dredged up from interviews I'd long ago forgotten about, and then there are some incredibly big points that are completely wrong.

Let's roll the tape.
October 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
The perfect description of Stephen Miller.
"I say that as The kind of man who if you left a sheet of plywood lying on your lawn all summer and lifted it up today, you'd find dozens of tiny, moist, squirmy little versions of him" Miller continued, "A man who if you drew a line on my head would look like an unpleasantly pale human sized penis"
October 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I really hope that people are finally starting to wake up.
ENTEN: “.. Trump's at new lows when it comes to economic net approval. .. Q-Pac (-19 pt) & CNBC (-13 pt) find him at the lowest level of either of his presidencies.

“.. Also, he's lower than any president at this point in a presidency or 2nd term on record.”

@cnn.com @cnbc.com
October 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The next real president is going to be so busy. Job 1, after ordering the destruction of the Hilton Garden Inn patio outside the west wing and removal of of the Home Depot gold trim, is to get a list of everyone hired by Trump admin people and immediately shitcan each and every one.
October 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Pinned posts are a great spot to tell folks that the quickest way to a block here is to post Doomer bullshit. Just don't fucking do it. Let the Russians and Chinese do it on their own. They don't need your help.
September 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Trying to watch the Yankees / Red Sox game on MLB. It's hard to follow the actual game when the broadcasting crew is working so hard to group fellate Aaron Judge. I don't know if they've called a pitch or not this inning, probably not.
September 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I lose a surprising amount of respect for anyone hawking gambling apps. It's not like Kevin James, LeBron or Jon Hamm need the cash.
September 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"

A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.

Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
September 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
A reply I posted that can work on its own too.
Nothing from any agency under HHS can be trusted. I don't know how exactly but we will have to find a way to continue to generate and share scientific findings. I worry they may try to manipulate Medline and other NLM databases.
August 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This group can really use some donations if you can spare a few bucks. They are an incredible resource working in a terrible environment.
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August 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Herdling is OUT NOW! We’re stoked to finally invite you on this journey 🐐🦬🐏⛰️
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We’ll give away 5 Steam keys among everyone who reposts this 🎉🎉🎉
August 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I think we know why they started late, again. Judge box-o-wine had to be revived from her all night bender, given a few hair of the dog shots and propped up in front of the mic.
August 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Smart! Raven loves winning Tic Tac Toe.
August 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The IDF is pretty well known for their "accidental friendly fire" incidents.

Fingers Crossed.
a young boy is covering his face with his hands while sitting on a bed .
ALT: a young boy is covering his face with his hands while sitting on a bed .
media.tenor.com
July 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
@profanity.accountant can I get a tally?
July 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I saw someone ask earlier "What is Piers Morgan ON??".

Sadly, the answer was neither "trial" nor "fire".
July 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.
July 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Why do regulatory B cells' function falter in #MyastheniaGravis & other autoimmune diseases, when they usually do a great job for our immune balance?

Take a few minutes on this hot day to read this review mapping Bregs' heterogeneity & therapeutic potential
@imtadvances.bsky.social
June is #MyastheniaAwarenessMonth 🧠 #MAM2025

Regulatory B cells (Bregs) are key to immune balance, but in #MyastheniaGravis & other autoimmune diseases, their function falters.

This review maps Breg heterogeneity & therapeutic potential.

📖 https://bit.ly/4n1l3AW

#Autoimmunity #Immunotherapy
June 20, 2025 at 10:26 AM