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jewelheist.bsky.social @jewelheist.bsky.social · 3h

a man wearing a pirate hat and a bandana has tiktok written on the bottom left

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jewelheist.bsky.social @jewelheist.bsky.social · 3h

a woman is sitting in a living room making a funny face and says yass , hunny , yassss .

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jewelheist.bsky.social @jewelheist.bsky.social · 3h

a baby is crying in a crowd of people while a woman holds it .

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jewelheist.bsky.social @jewelheist.bsky.social · 4h

a woman with purple hair and a purple hat is making a funny face with her mouth open .

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jewelheist.bsky.social @jewelheist.bsky.social · 4h

a woman is wearing a pink sweater and a necklace and smiling .

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jewelheist.bsky.social @jewelheist.bsky.social · 4h

a man wearing glasses is laughing while sitting in front of a crowd

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jewelheist.bsky.social @jewelheist.bsky.social · 4h

I think the traffic‘s heavy this is what it was.

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jewelheist.bsky.social @jewelheist.bsky.social · 4h

Is the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit 😂

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jewelheist.bsky.social @jewelheist.bsky.social · 4h

IKR!

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jewelheist.bsky.social @jewelheist.bsky.social · 5h

I’m dead 😵😂😂😂😂

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jewelheist.bsky.social @jewelheist.bsky.social · 5h

As we all should!

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jewelheist.bsky.social @jewelheist.bsky.social · 5h

a woman in a blue shirt is drinking from a white cup .

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jewelheist.bsky.social @jewelheist.bsky.social · 5h

Petty Labelle, Tom Petty, Petty Crocker 😂😂😂 i’m totally here for it.

jewelheist.bsky.social @jewelheist.bsky.social · 5h

Fortunately, I think it has high traffic lol. But this is what it redirects to.

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jewelheist.bsky.social @jewelheist.bsky.social · 5h

Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.

Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.

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jewelheist.bsky.social @jewelheist.bsky.social · 5h

Up. That’s where we go. To quote @davidhogg.bsky.social “people are tired of being lectured by men with Rolexes on CNN about affordability in this country.” Time to take back what the #DemocraticParty stands for. Equality. Not trying to identify with undecided voters. We need to take a stand. Now!

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jewelheist.bsky.social @jewelheist.bsky.social · 5h

Omg read the room @fetterman.senate.gov!

jewelheist.bsky.social @jewelheist.bsky.social · 6h

For lack of a better phrase…Hell yes! Whew! We are taking this country back, not for a party, for everyone who believes in the American experiment. It’s not failing, it’s learning. Growing. LFG!!!

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jewelheist.bsky.social @jewelheist.bsky.social · 6h

Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now? 😂😂😂

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 11h

I hope someone is writing "12 Hangry Men" about the sandwich guy jury

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

Welp — @davidhogg.bsky.social to Scott Jennings: "People are tired of being lectured by men with Rolexes on CNN about affordability in this country. That’s why Zohran is resonating."

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MFCarter @mfcarter.bsky.social · 2d

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jewelheist.bsky.social @jewelheist.bsky.social · 2d

Inconceivable! 😂

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jewelheist.bsky.social @jewelheist.bsky.social · 2d

“You have to assemble your life, action by action.” Marcus Aurelius. This past week reminded me how true that is. Watching our nonprofits plan and take action, and see them joined by everybody in their community, was inspiring. We’re going to get through this together, one action at a time.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Obama: "The weird videos of a US president with a crown on his head flying a fighter jet & dumping poop on American citizens - that's not even worth booing about. Because all of that is a distraction from the fact that your situation, your life has not gotten better. They do it so you won't notice"

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