Kryten 5000
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An overall pain in the ass and an actual bench scientist immunologist/molecular biologist in the Philly burbs. Vaccinate your damned spawn.
Phillies, Eagles and Flyers
Phillies, Eagles and Flyers
I'm guessing he can't feel his fingers.
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I'm guessing he can't feel his fingers.
Watching this psychotic dirtbag go to prison will be a highlight of my life.
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Watching this psychotic dirtbag go to prison will be a highlight of my life.
Do what parents with kids on two teams do and sew 1/2 of each uniform. Bonus points if you can do the covers too.
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Do what parents with kids on two teams do and sew 1/2 of each uniform. Bonus points if you can do the covers too.
I'd really like to meet one of the 3% of Democrats that apparently approve of the barely literate halfwit.
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I'd really like to meet one of the 3% of Democrats that apparently approve of the barely literate halfwit.
There's nothing better than a cowboys fan getting their hopes up.
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
There's nothing better than a cowboys fan getting their hopes up.
Basically the only ties between scouts and the military is access. My son has camped at West Point and the Naval Academy. They've also been given tours by cadets and midshipmen and watched a navy football game.
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Basically the only ties between scouts and the military is access. My son has camped at West Point and the Naval Academy. They've also been given tours by cadets and midshipmen and watched a navy football game.
Doylestown Books is a great shop. I was so excited to find it after we moved to the area. Really nice people and a great environment.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Doylestown Books is a great shop. I was so excited to find it after we moved to the area. Really nice people and a great environment.
I have flashbacks to ringworld sequels.
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I have flashbacks to ringworld sequels.
This guy is going to organize 50000 lunatics to go after the governor? Shit, just to see his organizational skills, I really would like to see him attempt a 3 pick-up Trump parade first. Truck nutz required.
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This guy is going to organize 50000 lunatics to go after the governor? Shit, just to see his organizational skills, I really would like to see him attempt a 3 pick-up Trump parade first. Truck nutz required.
This is almost as asinine as the football takes.
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This is almost as asinine as the football takes.
The only thing keeping us from full on fascism is the fact that every department is led and now staffed with imbiciles.
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The only thing keeping us from full on fascism is the fact that every department is led and now staffed with imbiciles.
There isn't a single event that this barely literate halfwit can't ruin. Not one.
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
There isn't a single event that this barely literate halfwit can't ruin. Not one.
As a sports commentator he sucks hard.
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
As a sports commentator he sucks hard.
Do they have any actual people left? The entire thing comes across as a really shitty AI experiment.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Do they have any actual people left? The entire thing comes across as a really shitty AI experiment.
Good old JD representing Yale Law.
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Good old JD representing Yale Law.
Yeah I don't recall the "liberation" of Iraq leading to the cheap gas we were promised.
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Yeah I don't recall the "liberation" of Iraq leading to the cheap gas we were promised.
When I was in grad school I often had to go to and through different areas of the hospital. There was a little girl with whooping cough in one room. It seemed like she was there and struggling for a long time, several days. Terrible disease that we don't have to experience.
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
When I was in grad school I often had to go to and through different areas of the hospital. There was a little girl with whooping cough in one room. It seemed like she was there and struggling for a long time, several days. Terrible disease that we don't have to experience.
I read somewhere that an hour with a leaf blower is about equivalent to driving 6 hours with a Ford Maverick (~22mpg).
Horrible damned things.
Horrible damned things.
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I read somewhere that an hour with a leaf blower is about equivalent to driving 6 hours with a Ford Maverick (~22mpg).
Horrible damned things.
Horrible damned things.
Great show. We saw this in Wilmington last month.
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Great show. We saw this in Wilmington last month.
Always doing exactly what needs to be done. Really has his finger on the pulse of America.
November 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Always doing exactly what needs to be done. Really has his finger on the pulse of America.
We'll probably need to hire Mossad to grab more than a few of them from Argentina.
November 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
We'll probably need to hire Mossad to grab more than a few of them from Argentina.
They usually feel the need to also call themselves a free thinker.
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
They usually feel the need to also call themselves a free thinker.
He probably wonders why every woman covers her drink when he walks into the bar.
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
He probably wonders why every woman covers her drink when he walks into the bar.