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Sex Wizard's the handle, can you handle it? One-man moshpit at the party of the internet!
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Puzzle #973
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February 9, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I'm still not convinced this isn't a bit.
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Just your Sunday reminder that the reason Alaska is scrambling to disburse $272 million dollars through the Rural Health Transformation Fund is because your government codified 2017 tax breaks for the wealthiest Americans and paid for it by cutting health care and food assistance for veterans.
February 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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Compare how Jeff Bezos’ Washington Post Editorial Board treated Republican redistricting in Texas and Democrat redistricting in Maryland and Virginia.
February 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.

Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Connections
Puzzle #970
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February 6, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Wordle 1,692 4/6*

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February 6, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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This is Louis-Napoleon crap, looks considerably better this way
The crown of Empress Eugénie was one of nine invaluable royal ornaments snatched by burglars during the Louvre heist in October, but the thieves dropped it on the sidewalk before making their escape. The Louvre announced it will soon invite restorers to submit proposals for the crown’s repair.
The Louvre Thieves Dropped This Priceless Crown. Now It Looks Like This.
Empress Eugénie’s crown was left lying on the sidewalk after the Louvre Museum heist in October. The museum has now released pictures of the damage.
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February 6, 2026 at 3:20 AM
NGL I low-key love me some Catholic Drama.
Woohooooo, here we go! Episcopal consecration without permission is a "latae sententiae" excommunication, ie, the excommunication is automatic and at the instant the offense is committed. www.vatican.va/archive/cod-...
February 6, 2026 at 3:25 AM
February 5, 2026 at 9:39 PM
February 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
This is specifically referring to Ri Chun-hee, the famously over-acting host of North Korean propaganda news broadcasting, not just some random "lol make her look Asian" slam. As in "this is some North Korean level of bullshit."
Still: fuck Newsom. You're right about that.
February 5, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I fucking love weird Heathcliff.
February 5, 2026 at 6:32 AM
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Paul, Weiss was the first law firm to cave to Trump, in just six days. Reportedly Karp sidelined the management committee and "negotiated" the deal himself, then presented it to them: $40M + reputational suicide. Now seems was likely driven by his personal shame - so disloyal to his partners. 2/
February 5, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Definitely the thing a well-adjusted, normal, productive member of society would do, not at all a ghoulish reminder of man's inhumanity to man.
Official U.S. military film footage shows ace of spades “death cards” being placed in the mouths of dead Vietnamese people in South Vietnam’s Quảng Ngãi province.
February 5, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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Puzzle #969
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February 5, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Trying to break the cycle of losing sleep because of drinking more coffee because I didn't sleep enough.
February 5, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
February 5, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Wordle 1,691 4/6*

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February 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
That's so fucked up.
Washington Post correspondent Lizzie Johnson laid off in the middle of a warzone.
February 5, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I'm sure the response to this from the Rightwing Noise Machine will be measured and respectful.
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Someone's building the Torment Nexus.
"The police chief expressed gratitude for the community's trust in implementing this advanced technology, calling it an investment in the city's safety and future."
#NihilismAndTechnology
Robocop was not supposed to be aspirational.
February 3, 2026 at 8:52 AM
I do not like how scratchy my throat is getting.
February 3, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Eleven years ago the mayor of Sun Prairie, Wisconsin was bitten by a groundhog on live TV. #JimmyBitTheMayor
Groundhog Bites Wisconsin Mayor at Ceremony
YouTube video by Associated Press
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February 3, 2026 at 1:44 AM