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A lot of people out here LARPing as “empaths” instead of doing the hard work of actually practicing empathy

And you can tell the LARPers from the actual empathy practicers by who they are wiling to extend that empathy to
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February 9, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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Every person has the capacity to do good, and almost all of them will use it within their life. That remains true, even as we see the depths of cruelty we can also reach.
January 25, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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I'm posting less and less on politics these days unless it's relevant to a dumb joke I want to post or part of abstract art I make, but if that's your thing here, get it together.

the old world is dying, the new world is struggling to be born, and nobody needs to embrace some basic mid democrat.
February 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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if you're running some blue wave blue heart vote blue account, everyone will see through a transparent attempt to dismiss real criticism with a fake mic drop. your bad faith incredulity that someone could just genuinely not be in romantic love your candidate will correctly not be taken seriously.
February 5, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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no amount of "you just don't like kamala harris because of [stuff that's not her politics]" is going to make her politics more appealing. it's not meaningful to anyone who already doesn't share her politics.

get adjusted to this now because it will be a rough two and a half years if you don't.
February 5, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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I'm guessing she hopes to make this a soft campaign page for a year or two while she decides whether to run or not, so look forward to years of whoever she hired posting less funny versions of whatever comes up when they Google "current popular meme."
February 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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i never understood homewreckers cuz it's like... if my partner is truly loyal to me, then you literally CAN'T homewreck, but if you could, then that means they were never loyal to begin with so by all means take them away from me LOL
February 4, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
February 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Millennials and older Liberals: How could our once great democracy decay into a dictatorship?

Gen Z, who grew up with the Star Wars prequels: allow us to explain
February 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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What are four comics you think are most ubiquitously read amongst comic fans? 🤔

I.e. Which ones would you most expect someone to have read?
February 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Beloved 90s Disney Channel sitcom Monica in the House
February 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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And, by the way, the #astroturfing industry is all getting empowered by #AI.

Every day that we fail to Regulate AI is a direct threat to the value of human decency and free speech.
February 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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Without external influence, there are zero real people who have any reason to be angry or dismissive of trump's accusers (besides fellow monsterous pervs and bigots of course).

The entire #Incel movement, for example, was fabricated intentionally by Steve Bannon's trollfarm employees.
February 1, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Pair this with knowledge of the social media manipulation exposed by the Cambridge Analytica scandal, and knowledge that congress introduced ZERO controls around the issue..

And you can identify exactly the mouthpieces of the oligarchy.
February 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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The Matrix (1999)
Dirs: Lana and Lilly Wachowski
#oneperfectshot 📽️
January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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You ever had someone say you reminded them of someone, only to meet that someone and find out theyre a huge lame?

Do not lump me in with Disney adults, Harry Potter fans or anyone who has done some form of show choir after highschool

I'm going to rip my face off
January 28, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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It's so funny when centrists post this because there's no group this better describes the Democrats and their assorted surrogate online scolds
January 28, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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Definitely wrote this as “Sophie Turner’s” supergirl at first and lol that’s an oops

But also Sophie’s line work with Tamra’s colors? Peak

Peak personified

Tamra is an unbelievably rich colorist
January 17, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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Can not stress enough how cool it is that the Absolute/All-In lines exist and are as good as they are because DC took all the right lessons from what went wrong in the N52 and said “Well, let’s do that again but better”
January 6, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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All-In is what got me reading DC regularly for the first time ever and now they dominate my pull list.
Can not stress enough how cool it is that the Absolute/All-In lines exist and are as good as they are because DC took all the right lessons from what went wrong in the N52 and said “Well, let’s do that again but better”
January 6, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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I rupaulogised but my rupaulogy wasn’t snatccepted so now I’m hondemned to ate months of cuntmunity serve-ice 😢
December 28, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Drinking a coke while wearing a dr pepper shirt.
Double agent.
December 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM