Schmoopy Dan
@schmoopydan.bsky.social
Professional nerd, advocate for disability and education, possible cryptid.
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Schmoopy Dan
@schmoopydan.bsky.social
· Jan 12
Burger Challenge Review: Backstairs Burger
I got the OG burger, Lindsey got the Sugar Skull. We shared Crack Fries and the kids got a plain burger with regular fries. I got a Reese's Pieces milkshake, Lindsey got coffee crisp, 5 got strawberry poptart and 7 also got a reeses. Let's review!
🧵 1/3
I got the OG burger, Lindsey got the Sugar Skull. We shared Crack Fries and the kids got a plain burger with regular fries. I got a Reese's Pieces milkshake, Lindsey got coffee crisp, 5 got strawberry poptart and 7 also got a reeses. Let's review!
🧵 1/3
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this is irritatingly correct for how apocalyptically mad i am.
given the fuckton of newsprint & cash spent to make it fine to say “fuck trans people,” it’s a miracle shit isn’t *farther* gone.
i do not, however, think the line gets held by trans people alone.
cis folks need to get very damn loud.
given the fuckton of newsprint & cash spent to make it fine to say “fuck trans people,” it’s a miracle shit isn’t *farther* gone.
i do not, however, think the line gets held by trans people alone.
cis folks need to get very damn loud.
Not being contrarian for contrarianism's sake, but the fact that only three conservative Democrats from districts that voted for Trump voted for a trans care ban for minors should encourage trans people that they can make Democrats hold the line.
clerk.house.gov/Votes/202535...
clerk.house.gov/Votes/202535...
Roll Call 351 Roll Call 351, Bill Number: H. R. 3492, 119th Congress, 1st Session
VOTE QUESTION: On Passage, DESCRIPTION: Protect Children’s Innocence Act, VOTE TYPE: Yea-And-Nay, STATUS: Passed
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December 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
this is irritatingly correct for how apocalyptically mad i am.
given the fuckton of newsprint & cash spent to make it fine to say “fuck trans people,” it’s a miracle shit isn’t *farther* gone.
i do not, however, think the line gets held by trans people alone.
cis folks need to get very damn loud.
given the fuckton of newsprint & cash spent to make it fine to say “fuck trans people,” it’s a miracle shit isn’t *farther* gone.
i do not, however, think the line gets held by trans people alone.
cis folks need to get very damn loud.
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#ArtAdventCalendar Day 17
"In between classes, Alfred and Buttons would share their interests and knowledge to each other. 🐰📚"
#traditionalart #chilldrensillustration #kidlitart #anthroart
"In between classes, Alfred and Buttons would share their interests and knowledge to each other. 🐰📚"
#traditionalart #chilldrensillustration #kidlitart #anthroart
December 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
#ArtAdventCalendar Day 17
"In between classes, Alfred and Buttons would share their interests and knowledge to each other. 🐰📚"
#traditionalart #chilldrensillustration #kidlitart #anthroart
"In between classes, Alfred and Buttons would share their interests and knowledge to each other. 🐰📚"
#traditionalart #chilldrensillustration #kidlitart #anthroart
I'm a lady soldier named Mara, I rolled for myself.
I really want to just post all through the game as if it's my first time but I won't do that to y'all.
I really want to just post all through the game as if it's my first time but I won't do that to y'all.
I'm curious to see if this works
Could someone in the RPG or TTRPG community roll me a d6? I'm starting KotOR again and I'm letting the first roll choose my class. 😂
Could someone in the RPG or TTRPG community roll me a d6? I'm starting KotOR again and I'm letting the first roll choose my class. 😂
December 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I'm a lady soldier named Mara, I rolled for myself.
I really want to just post all through the game as if it's my first time but I won't do that to y'all.
I really want to just post all through the game as if it's my first time but I won't do that to y'all.
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I mean everyone knows what's he's saying isn't even true. Pitching this on Fox News is one thing but saying this to regular people is gonna piss them off. Like he interrupted Survivor for this. They're gonna lose it
Trump’s primetime diatribe against immigrants is straight up unvarnished Nazi stuff
December 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I mean everyone knows what's he's saying isn't even true. Pitching this on Fox News is one thing but saying this to regular people is gonna piss them off. Like he interrupted Survivor for this. They're gonna lose it
I'm curious to see if this works
Could someone in the RPG or TTRPG community roll me a d6? I'm starting KotOR again and I'm letting the first roll choose my class. 😂
Could someone in the RPG or TTRPG community roll me a d6? I'm starting KotOR again and I'm letting the first roll choose my class. 😂
December 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I'm curious to see if this works
Could someone in the RPG or TTRPG community roll me a d6? I'm starting KotOR again and I'm letting the first roll choose my class. 😂
Could someone in the RPG or TTRPG community roll me a d6? I'm starting KotOR again and I'm letting the first roll choose my class. 😂
The phrase "cooking is art but baking is science" slaps me in the face every time I try and fail to bake something. In theory, it should be easier, AND ITS NOT!
December 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The phrase "cooking is art but baking is science" slaps me in the face every time I try and fail to bake something. In theory, it should be easier, AND ITS NOT!
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2nd night of Hanukkah here’s my tiny baby menorah I’ve been using since I was a kid 🥰
December 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
2nd night of Hanukkah here’s my tiny baby menorah I’ve been using since I was a kid 🥰
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Today's newsletter: The same machine that destroyed 600 lives over Charlie Kirk has nothing to say about Trump mocking Rob Reiner. www.readtpa.com/p/the-rules-...
The Rules of Grief
The post-Kirk purge was never about decency. Trump's response to Rob Reiner's murder proves it.
www.readtpa.com
December 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Today's newsletter: The same machine that destroyed 600 lives over Charlie Kirk has nothing to say about Trump mocking Rob Reiner. www.readtpa.com/p/the-rules-...
When talking about gun control, please don't copypasta whatever statistic you see first=. Gun control is an important topic and actively spreading misinformation about it isn't helping anybody win arguments. Fact check what you read and talk about gun control in a meaningful and serious way.
December 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
When talking about gun control, please don't copypasta whatever statistic you see first=. Gun control is an important topic and actively spreading misinformation about it isn't helping anybody win arguments. Fact check what you read and talk about gun control in a meaningful and serious way.
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Donate a bunch and I won’t pester you all with 2+ months of bad acoustic guitar covers. secure.e2rm.com/registrant/F...
CNOY 2026 Fundhub Canada
The Coldest Night of the Year is a winterrific family-friendly fundraising walk in support of local charities. Let’s change the tune for people experiencing hurt, hunger, and homelessness... because i...
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December 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Donate a bunch and I won’t pester you all with 2+ months of bad acoustic guitar covers. secure.e2rm.com/registrant/F...
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What is the bigger threat? Nazis, or someone saying 'happy holidays'? Who can say, both sides really
December 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
What is the bigger threat? Nazis, or someone saying 'happy holidays'? Who can say, both sides really
Liberals: I voted liberal because I wanted a leftist government
Other liberals: I voted liberal because I wanted a PC government
Let's have a reminder that leftists were berated online for saying that Carney was a conservative, and now those same people are celebrating it.
Other liberals: I voted liberal because I wanted a PC government
Let's have a reminder that leftists were berated online for saying that Carney was a conservative, and now those same people are celebrating it.
December 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Liberals: I voted liberal because I wanted a leftist government
Other liberals: I voted liberal because I wanted a PC government
Let's have a reminder that leftists were berated online for saying that Carney was a conservative, and now those same people are celebrating it.
Other liberals: I voted liberal because I wanted a PC government
Let's have a reminder that leftists were berated online for saying that Carney was a conservative, and now those same people are celebrating it.
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Another one of my Kirby, as the Grinch's dog
#ArtAdventCalendar. To see more of my work, visit www.mvandiver-art.com
#ArtAdventCalendar. To see more of my work, visit www.mvandiver-art.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Another one of my Kirby, as the Grinch's dog
#ArtAdventCalendar. To see more of my work, visit www.mvandiver-art.com
#ArtAdventCalendar. To see more of my work, visit www.mvandiver-art.com
I somehow always forget how sad Mass Effect 3 is, it's like a 40 hour movie where 25 hours of the plot is "Shepard has PTSD"
December 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I somehow always forget how sad Mass Effect 3 is, it's like a 40 hour movie where 25 hours of the plot is "Shepard has PTSD"
Me: I don't know about a Carney majority
Liberals: I'm willing to sacrifice disabled people to make sure I live comfortably
Me: oh my
Liberals: I'm willing to sacrifice disabled people to make sure I live comfortably
Me: oh my
December 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Me: I don't know about a Carney majority
Liberals: I'm willing to sacrifice disabled people to make sure I live comfortably
Me: oh my
Liberals: I'm willing to sacrifice disabled people to make sure I live comfortably
Me: oh my
This is a joke, but also I won't be surprised if Trump releases "Epstein NFT's" where it's just pictures of him.
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This is a joke, but also I won't be surprised if Trump releases "Epstein NFT's" where it's just pictures of him.
Threads replies: my neolib party needs a majority so they can further ignore disabled people without being bogged down by other parties
Also threads: you're a nazi if you disagree with the liberals
Also threads: you're a nazi if you disagree with the liberals
Yeah yeah we can all meme about Pierre losing MP's but also, majority governments are not good. They are in fact dangerous, our system is set up so there are guard rails against parties just doing whatever they want. We don't want Carney to just have free reign, we've already seen his decisions.
December 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Threads replies: my neolib party needs a majority so they can further ignore disabled people without being bogged down by other parties
Also threads: you're a nazi if you disagree with the liberals
Also threads: you're a nazi if you disagree with the liberals
Yeah yeah we can all meme about Pierre losing MP's but also, majority governments are not good. They are in fact dangerous, our system is set up so there are guard rails against parties just doing whatever they want. We don't want Carney to just have free reign, we've already seen his decisions.
December 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Yeah yeah we can all meme about Pierre losing MP's but also, majority governments are not good. They are in fact dangerous, our system is set up so there are guard rails against parties just doing whatever they want. We don't want Carney to just have free reign, we've already seen his decisions.
Oh my god Star Wars Fate of the Old Republic
Oh my god
I am excite
Oh my god
I am excite
December 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Oh my god Star Wars Fate of the Old Republic
Oh my god
I am excite
Oh my god
I am excite
Jokes on y'all, I'm demi.
Trump: "Transgender for every member of your family. If they're not feeling well that night, let's just change their sex."
December 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Jokes on y'all, I'm demi.
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“Your kids should get less for Christmas than kids have in a communist China.”
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
“Your kids should get less for Christmas than kids have in a communist China.”
I have three trophies left in Mass Effect legendary, I have to finish Mass Effect 3 on insanity, beat some spectre level opponents in the Citadel DLC, and upgrade a gun to 10.
The problem is, I don't want to do the Citadel DLC on insanity, because.. it sucks ass on insanity. 😂
The problem is, I don't want to do the Citadel DLC on insanity, because.. it sucks ass on insanity. 😂
December 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I have three trophies left in Mass Effect legendary, I have to finish Mass Effect 3 on insanity, beat some spectre level opponents in the Citadel DLC, and upgrade a gun to 10.
The problem is, I don't want to do the Citadel DLC on insanity, because.. it sucks ass on insanity. 😂
The problem is, I don't want to do the Citadel DLC on insanity, because.. it sucks ass on insanity. 😂
This guy in the sunglasses on the right is so high that he thinks he's at a guns n roses concert.
Trump: "We won the Electoral College 312 to 226. And by the way, the real vote was much more than this, but we wanted to make it too big to rig."
December 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This guy in the sunglasses on the right is so high that he thinks he's at a guns n roses concert.
Conservatives: big pharma wants to keep you sick!
Also conservatives: hell yeah we want two tier health care that we pay for!
Also conservatives: hell yeah we want two tier health care that we pay for!
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Conservatives: big pharma wants to keep you sick!
Also conservatives: hell yeah we want two tier health care that we pay for!
Also conservatives: hell yeah we want two tier health care that we pay for!