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i play runescape 9999999999 hours a day
i better not hear tell of you walking softly carrying that small ass stick
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
i better not hear tell of you walking softly carrying that small ass stick
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Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
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WendyLunch: having a tasty sandwich on my lunch break! isn’t that just the best?
lorraineaustere: I wouldn’t know. I’ve never been able to open my mouth wide enough to eat a sandwich. and i wouldn’t want to.
lorraineaustere: I wouldn’t know. I’ve never been able to open my mouth wide enough to eat a sandwich. and i wouldn’t want to.
November 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
WendyLunch: having a tasty sandwich on my lunch break! isn’t that just the best?
lorraineaustere: I wouldn’t know. I’ve never been able to open my mouth wide enough to eat a sandwich. and i wouldn’t want to.
lorraineaustere: I wouldn’t know. I’ve never been able to open my mouth wide enough to eat a sandwich. and i wouldn’t want to.
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
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debated posting this on here but whatever. i promise i'm not as bitter as title would suggest, i just have a lot of feelings about it christianlegge.dev/blog/2025-11...
If There Is a God, He Loves the Los Angeles Dodgers
I'm a Blue Jays fan. In my defense, it's been hard not to be; the doomed Cinderella run we just witnessed had much of the baseball-loving world in their corner, and a lot of the rest of it, too. But w...
christianlegge.dev
November 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
debated posting this on here but whatever. i promise i'm not as bitter as title would suggest, i just have a lot of feelings about it christianlegge.dev/blog/2025-11...
debated posting this on here but whatever. i promise i'm not as bitter as title would suggest, i just have a lot of feelings about it christianlegge.dev/blog/2025-11...
If There Is a God, He Loves the Los Angeles Dodgers
I'm a Blue Jays fan. In my defense, it's been hard not to be; the doomed Cinderella run we just witnessed had much of the baseball-loving world in their corner, and a lot of the rest of it, too. But w...
christianlegge.dev
November 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
debated posting this on here but whatever. i promise i'm not as bitter as title would suggest, i just have a lot of feelings about it christianlegge.dev/blog/2025-11...
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My dad has very thick hair, and i have very fine hair, so it's hard to find a hair style that works for both of us
November 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My dad has very thick hair, and i have very fine hair, so it's hard to find a hair style that works for both of us
they should make it so you can just stop caring about stuff
November 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
they should make it so you can just stop caring about stuff
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it was a tremendous season from the Jays but now who even gives a fuck. a cinderella run from the boys will now be a trivia question. fuck me
November 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
it was a tremendous season from the Jays but now who even gives a fuck. a cinderella run from the boys will now be a trivia question. fuck me
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it’s all that guy with the “i bet on the team did you” shirt’s fault
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
it’s all that guy with the “i bet on the team did you” shirt’s fault
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Gambling is probably the one thing that over the last couple years where I went from "bad for the individual and I don't but shouldn't be ilegal" to "nuke it from orbit"
November 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Gambling is probably the one thing that over the last couple years where I went from "bad for the individual and I don't but shouldn't be ilegal" to "nuke it from orbit"
I have as much love in my heart as anyone—perhaps more—I simply choose to express my love via investment properties
October 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I have as much love in my heart as anyone—perhaps more—I simply choose to express my love via investment properties
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again, if you are associating drake with the blue jays, you're doing that yourself, no one is making you do that
October 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
again, if you are associating drake with the blue jays, you're doing that yourself, no one is making you do that
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Game 1 World Series hero Addison Barger slept on Davis Schneider's pull-out couch last night. You can't make this stuff up.
October 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Game 1 World Series hero Addison Barger slept on Davis Schneider's pull-out couch last night. You can't make this stuff up.
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Dad: Stop playing that game on your phone! 😡
Son: Duck! 😮
Dad: What? (gets hit by the ceiling caving in) 🤕
Son: Dad I am playing the game on my phone that tells me the future 😈
Son: Duck! 😮
Dad: What? (gets hit by the ceiling caving in) 🤕
Son: Dad I am playing the game on my phone that tells me the future 😈
September 15, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Dad: Stop playing that game on your phone! 😡
Son: Duck! 😮
Dad: What? (gets hit by the ceiling caving in) 🤕
Son: Dad I am playing the game on my phone that tells me the future 😈
Son: Duck! 😮
Dad: What? (gets hit by the ceiling caving in) 🤕
Son: Dad I am playing the game on my phone that tells me the future 😈
siri pull up google. click images. close blinds. siri lock doors. silence phone. privacy screen. recline computer chair. input text “bra” and press enter
October 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
siri pull up google. click images. close blinds. siri lock doors. silence phone. privacy screen. recline computer chair. input text “bra” and press enter
fuck me. I was having a great morning and suddenly I get an email. changes to seatgeek's terms and conditions. god fucking damn it just what I needed. whole day's ruined
October 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
fuck me. I was having a great morning and suddenly I get an email. changes to seatgeek's terms and conditions. god fucking damn it just what I needed. whole day's ruined
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Timeline cleanser 🐈
September 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Timeline cleanser 🐈
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it's sort of fucked up that absolute zero is so high. you're telling me that the bounds of physics only allow us to get a couple hundred degrees colder? It would be like if the speed of light was 70 mph
August 20, 2023 at 10:55 AM
it's sort of fucked up that absolute zero is so high. you're telling me that the bounds of physics only allow us to get a couple hundred degrees colder? It would be like if the speed of light was 70 mph
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saw from dusk till dawn when i was 13 and i about did this to my unit after that selma hayek bit
August 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
saw from dusk till dawn when i was 13 and i about did this to my unit after that selma hayek bit
once these two buff guys in balaclavas got on, threw down a bag and yelled “ALRIGHT FOLKS” at which point i assumed i was about to get robbed or killed; then they put on music and started doing backflips off of the bars
everyone tell me your favorite subway interactions. one time this older dude sat down next to me, called me a snow bunny, and opened his bag to show me that it contained piles of banded cash
August 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
once these two buff guys in balaclavas got on, threw down a bag and yelled “ALRIGHT FOLKS” at which point i assumed i was about to get robbed or killed; then they put on music and started doing backflips off of the bars
it must feel so good for the dish to go in the dishwasher
July 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
it must feel so good for the dish to go in the dishwasher
White Boy LAUGHED OUT of Mahjong Group for Presenting Winning Hand WITHOUT YAKU
July 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM
White Boy LAUGHED OUT of Mahjong Group for Presenting Winning Hand WITHOUT YAKU