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plant girl
@saynull.bsky.social
she/her 🏳️‍⚧️
adults only 🔞
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February 14, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme
February 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Althought I do kinda want another...
February 14, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Did buy a vape last night, but I dunked after like two hits, and its not weed so really im still winning
February 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Ive been sober for almost 40 days, yippie
February 14, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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rise and grind divas let’s build 0.0001% of communism today
February 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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da swag master..
October 20, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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ChatGPT's new security features make the bot sound like an abusive 45yo man who just realized he might go to jail because his girlfriend is 12

Which makes sense, given who's left at OpenAI
From that Reddit forum for “AI boyfriends“…. looks like ChatGPT switched up and gave them a reality check.
The mods are telling users to seek therapy and speak with friends.
This is quite sad. Those people are in a very fragile state because their AI boyfriends snapped.
February 14, 2026 at 7:50 AM
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i don't care if you like a video game. even if its good. fuck you
February 14, 2026 at 8:04 AM
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decided to get back on my bullshit and make some Marathon fanart
February 14, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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"Steven Universe Queer" hasn't been a relevant term in almost a decade because we havent had any new gay cartoon since they shitcanned Owl House and Infinity Train
February 12, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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three assumptions for good organizing here

1. assume they could be watching, but
2. also assume their eyes are finite in number, and finally,
3. assume that most, if not all, of what you do and discuss will be boring and of no use or actionable interest to them
the correct response to mitigate isn’t “become extremely paranoid and suspicious”, it’s “fewer eggs per basket” — organizing chats and groups become smaller, more autonomous, but much more numerous; highly sensitive information is compartmentalized (need-to-know); big network secrecy is not assumed
February 13, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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i am not opening your substack link. i hope substack gets bombed to hell. i hope substack gets covered in a layer of dirt and shit. get fucked forever
February 13, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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my friend: I'm like the second coming of the buddha

me: I'm pretty sure its rather important he isn't coming back
February 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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trying to convince myself to go into the trades-
“it’s just like minecraft”
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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Mewgenics got me like this.
February 12, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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Genuinely considering buying a $500 coffe machine exclusively to cut down on microplastics
February 12, 2026 at 5:42 AM
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HIRING MANAGER: Can you explain this gap on your resume?

ME: I was going through an alchemical process.

HIRING MANAGER: Which one?

ME: I don't think you're allowed to ask me.

OWNER CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES: Was there purification with water?
February 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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pov you’re reading my posts
February 11, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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I think it's supposed to be parody????? it's really funny in some places and very clearly isn't serious
February 11, 2026 at 5:10 AM