Mattchele Fitzgerald 🌈
@sassmattster.bsky.social
DC based (for now) arts administrator | Cooking, pop culture, and gay shit
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I'm fully in my reply guy era on bluesky idc, if you're hot/smart/funny/interesting I want to be friends and I will make that known
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what if we dry humped under the side discourse mistletoe
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
what if we dry humped under the side discourse mistletoe
I hate being gay what do you mean I went on a first date with a man last night and only realized halfway through that we hooked up a year and a half ago
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I hate being gay what do you mean I went on a first date with a man last night and only realized halfway through that we hooked up a year and a half ago
It's so great to have a show on tv that reflects the REAL gay experience
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
It's so great to have a show on tv that reflects the REAL gay experience
Okay time to watch this softcore gay hockey porn show
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Okay time to watch this softcore gay hockey porn show
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Another House GOP retirement.
This time it’s Troy Nehls of #TX22.
Nehls should have easily won reelection, is only 57 years old, and has only been in office since 2021.
Not the profile of someone you’d expect to leave.
The rats are fleeing the ship.
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
This time it’s Troy Nehls of #TX22.
Nehls should have easily won reelection, is only 57 years old, and has only been in office since 2021.
Not the profile of someone you’d expect to leave.
The rats are fleeing the ship.
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
US Representative Troy Nehls announces retirement
U.S. Representative Troy Nehls announced on Saturday that he would not seek re-election at the end of the current congressional term.
www.reuters.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Another House GOP retirement.
This time it’s Troy Nehls of #TX22.
Nehls should have easily won reelection, is only 57 years old, and has only been in office since 2021.
Not the profile of someone you’d expect to leave.
The rats are fleeing the ship.
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
This time it’s Troy Nehls of #TX22.
Nehls should have easily won reelection, is only 57 years old, and has only been in office since 2021.
Not the profile of someone you’d expect to leave.
The rats are fleeing the ship.
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
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New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
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Did you constantly check Greek mythology books out of the library as a kid or are you straight now
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Did you constantly check Greek mythology books out of the library as a kid or are you straight now
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i believe i will live to see pete hegseth in chains
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i believe i will live to see pete hegseth in chains
Happy thanksgiving to my hair, because it ate yesterday
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Happy thanksgiving to my hair, because it ate yesterday
So if you care to find me, look to the western hole
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
So if you care to find me, look to the western hole
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Emerson finds TN-7 basically ~tied ahead of Tuesday election, with Trump underwater in a district he won by 22.
A winnable race for Dems.
If R’s lose this race their ability to control the House *this year* is a real issue.
Link to donate to Dem Aftyn Behn here: secure.actblue.com/donate/aftyn...
A winnable race for Dems.
If R’s lose this race their ability to control the House *this year* is a real issue.
Link to donate to Dem Aftyn Behn here: secure.actblue.com/donate/aftyn...
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Emerson finds TN-7 basically ~tied ahead of Tuesday election, with Trump underwater in a district he won by 22.
A winnable race for Dems.
If R’s lose this race their ability to control the House *this year* is a real issue.
Link to donate to Dem Aftyn Behn here: secure.actblue.com/donate/aftyn...
A winnable race for Dems.
If R’s lose this race their ability to control the House *this year* is a real issue.
Link to donate to Dem Aftyn Behn here: secure.actblue.com/donate/aftyn...
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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vers AND poly? god forbid we make a decision
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
vers AND poly? god forbid we make a decision
Fucking finally
Wow — Senators Van Hollen, Smith, Murphy, Sanders, Warren, Markey, Merkley, Heinrich have created an official internal "Fight Club."
They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
Chuck Schumer Faces Pushback From a ‘Fight Club’ of Senate Democrats
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Fucking finally
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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He literally tweeted this out.
“SHOULD ORDERS AND THE LAW EVER CONFLICT, OUR OFFICERS MUST OBEY THE LAW.”
This plaque is displayed at West Point. It’s the law. Not sedition.
“SHOULD ORDERS AND THE LAW EVER CONFLICT, OUR OFFICERS MUST OBEY THE LAW.”
This plaque is displayed at West Point. It’s the law. Not sedition.
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
He literally tweeted this out.
“SHOULD ORDERS AND THE LAW EVER CONFLICT, OUR OFFICERS MUST OBEY THE LAW.”
This plaque is displayed at West Point. It’s the law. Not sedition.
“SHOULD ORDERS AND THE LAW EVER CONFLICT, OUR OFFICERS MUST OBEY THE LAW.”
This plaque is displayed at West Point. It’s the law. Not sedition.
Maybe the former fighter pilot and astronaut, "someone tried to politically assassinate my wife" guy wasn't the person to try and pick a fight with
you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Maybe the former fighter pilot and astronaut, "someone tried to politically assassinate my wife" guy wasn't the person to try and pick a fight with
Everything is horrible but at least I have the schadenfreude of seeing the GOP get exactly what they wanted and have it blow up in their faces after less than a year
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
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@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Everything is horrible but at least I have the schadenfreude of seeing the GOP get exactly what they wanted and have it blow up in their faces after less than a year
It's "do the bare minimum until my long weekend starts" today and tomorrow
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It's "do the bare minimum until my long weekend starts" today and tomorrow
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but daddy i love him
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
but daddy i love him
Saw Wicked For Good today and above all else i have to say: Ariana Grande completely steals the show in this movie. Phenomenal performance both acting and singing and she makes Glinda the heart and soul of this story. Get that Oscar ready!
November 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Saw Wicked For Good today and above all else i have to say: Ariana Grande completely steals the show in this movie. Phenomenal performance both acting and singing and she makes Glinda the heart and soul of this story. Get that Oscar ready!
MTG tried to be a moderate for like a week and then decided it was easier to just quit, ijbol
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
MTG tried to be a moderate for like a week and then decided it was easier to just quit, ijbol
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Mamdani just played Trump without sacrificing immigrants, Muslims, workers, or the LGBTQ.
Trump did his transactional charm offensive, Mamdani countered without compromising.
He won big and this is the man the Democratic Establishment still won't embrace.
What more do people need to see?
Trump did his transactional charm offensive, Mamdani countered without compromising.
He won big and this is the man the Democratic Establishment still won't embrace.
What more do people need to see?
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Mamdani just played Trump without sacrificing immigrants, Muslims, workers, or the LGBTQ.
Trump did his transactional charm offensive, Mamdani countered without compromising.
He won big and this is the man the Democratic Establishment still won't embrace.
What more do people need to see?
Trump did his transactional charm offensive, Mamdani countered without compromising.
He won big and this is the man the Democratic Establishment still won't embrace.
What more do people need to see?