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Mattchele Fitzgerald 🌈
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DC based (for now) arts administrator | Cooking, pop culture, and gay shit
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I'm fully in my reply guy era on bluesky idc, if you're hot/smart/funny/interesting I want to be friends and I will make that known
5600 people died, and it made the best grapes of all time
There's a reason this twerp was voted out first on survivor
β€œLet him among you who is without a Nazi tattoo cast the first stone.” -The Bible
@moderation.bsky.app its literally just the movie poster for Psycho, there isn't even a visible nipple in this come ON
Old faithful: Ina Garten's skillet roasted lemon chicken #cooking #food #foodsky πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³πŸœπŸ½οΈ
I will never understand your vendetta against Zachary he's a good actor
Equating Zachary Quinto with Billy Eichner is so rude omg take that back
Do the people know that Zachary Quinto is starring in a cheesy medical drama where his love interest is this hunky dilf?
Don't advertise this you will never know peace
Days like today are so important as a reminder that there really are more of us than there are of them
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Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.

Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.

This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
Every time a new pokemon game comes out I am reminded that the pokemon fandom is the most toxic and unhinged fandom on earth. Like fam these games are for 10 year olds at the end of the day
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Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs.

Our new ad just aired during Survivor.
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Why are you, a person who ostensibly lives in a dense city center, driving a shiny new black Tahoe with tinted windows to your email job. Stop it. Learn some shame
Having legs that stacked with only one leg day a week is craaaaaazy
If anybody tells you the 20 and 30 something fucks from the young Republican nazi chat are "just kids" please remind them that the trump administration wants to try *14 year olds* as adults in DC courts
Kim Kardashian at that pitch meeting:
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Chuck Schumer should be focused on fighting Donald Trump and protecting healthcare for millions of Americans, not meddling in a Maine primary.

DC's choice has lost to Susan Collins five times in a row. We can't afford a sixth.
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On this day in queer history: Oct 14, 1977

During a live TV appearance in Iowa, anti-gay activist Anita Bryant was hit with a pie in protest of her β€œSave Our Children” campaign. A sweet moment of queer resistance.

#QueerHistory #LGBTQHistory #QueerResistance #AnitaBryant
It's like you're specifically making choices to annoy me
So this is what you're doing instead of watching RHOP, got it