Sarah Lang
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Flat shoes are for quitters. She/her/hers.
REAR WINDOW at the Nuart in West LA. Grace Kelly appears in the pink negligee. Guy behind me (softly): “Whoa.” His friend (excitedly): “What did I tell you, dude!!!”
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
REAR WINDOW at the Nuart in West LA. Grace Kelly appears in the pink negligee. Guy behind me (softly): “Whoa.” His friend (excitedly): “What did I tell you, dude!!!”
Snoozy Thanksgiving doggo.
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Snoozy Thanksgiving doggo.
Santa Barbara sunset.
November 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Santa Barbara sunset.
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trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
“I’ve no voice left!” 🇮🇪
Ireland are going to the World Cup thanks to an injury time goal
Ireland winning goal and end of match with Irish commentary
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
“I’ve no voice left!” 🇮🇪
@spybrunch.com SUPER fun Game Time! Also maddening, but….fun! IRL game night soon?
November 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
@spybrunch.com SUPER fun Game Time! Also maddening, but….fun! IRL game night soon?
Celebrating just like I did last year*
*Drinking a Topo Chico while Googling “dodgers parade street closures when”
*Drinking a Topo Chico while Googling “dodgers parade street closures when”
November 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Celebrating just like I did last year*
*Drinking a Topo Chico while Googling “dodgers parade street closures when”
*Drinking a Topo Chico while Googling “dodgers parade street closures when”
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October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Mrs. Soffel*. Trust me.
*Also starring Mel Gibson, but please trust me.
*Also starring Mel Gibson, but please trust me.
There are so many Diane Keaton performances to remember, but a lot of people haven't seen Reds, and A) my God, see it, it is a masterpiece and B) her performance as Louise Bryant is one of the bravest, toughest, least sympathy-courting pieces of work by an American actress in the last 50 years.
October 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Mrs. Soffel*. Trust me.
*Also starring Mel Gibson, but please trust me.
*Also starring Mel Gibson, but please trust me.
My beloved LA public library has helped me again.
The LA Public Library research librarian explaining what is going on with Charli and Taylor is outstanding work
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October 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My beloved LA public library has helped me again.
“The finger thing means the taxes.”
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
“The finger thing means the taxes.”
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He just feels like the kind of manager who forces everybody into a retreat center at the edge of a forest so he can tell them he changed a proposition in the corporate mission statement.
September 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
He just feels like the kind of manager who forces everybody into a retreat center at the edge of a forest so he can tell them he changed a proposition in the corporate mission statement.
Thanks to Ashley, I am definitely on the PTB* train.
*Pumpkin 👏 That 👏 Baby 👏
*Pumpkin 👏 That 👏 Baby 👏
I don’t want to brag but I already received my first baby pumpkin pic of the year 😏🎃🧡
August 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Thanks to Ashley, I am definitely on the PTB* train.
*Pumpkin 👏 That 👏 Baby 👏
*Pumpkin 👏 That 👏 Baby 👏
Today in wild/fun moments during a Las Culturistas backlog listen: a 2018 episode where they cast themselves in Wicked and pledge to be “part of an awards show” one day.
August 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Today in wild/fun moments during a Las Culturistas backlog listen: a 2018 episode where they cast themselves in Wicked and pledge to be “part of an awards show” one day.
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The current iteration that we are dealing with is notable not because the ideas or phenomena are new but because social media/online media/targeted advertising have changed the way this content is distributed and also the current iteration is a know your place aggression backlash to feminist gains
August 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The current iteration that we are dealing with is notable not because the ideas or phenomena are new but because social media/online media/targeted advertising have changed the way this content is distributed and also the current iteration is a know your place aggression backlash to feminist gains
July 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
LFG Los Angeles.
Every American should read this ACLU lawsuit about what is happening in Los Angeles and California. It is the stuff of dystopian nightmares. This is not immigration enforcement. It is positively stuffed with videos and articles documenting racial profiling on a scale unseen since Jim Crow.
July 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
LFG Los Angeles.
Actual LOL
Stanley Cup ass timeline.
June 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Actual LOL
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I wouldn't want to be the gas pedal on the car Andrew Cuomo drives back to his home not in New York City tonight.
June 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I wouldn't want to be the gas pedal on the car Andrew Cuomo drives back to his home not in New York City tonight.
Just squirted some hand soap onto my toothbrush, in case you are wondering how exhausting this week has been.
June 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Just squirted some hand soap onto my toothbrush, in case you are wondering how exhausting this week has been.
Somehow both the bleakest and most hilarious thing in the world. I heard that opening riff and almost stroked out.
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.
CINEMATIC
CINEMATIC
June 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Somehow both the bleakest and most hilarious thing in the world. I heard that opening riff and almost stroked out.
Sidney Poitier held the door open for me at the bank in Culver City.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Sidney Poitier held the door open for me at the bank in Culver City.