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Only guy in the bar to cheer when Gaga appeared. Fucking men.
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Fucking yes! Mariah doing Volare 🥳 🎉 #winterolympics #milancortina2026
February 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Not bad for this stage of proceedings. 15/100 #UniversityChallenge
February 2, 2026 at 9:08 PM
February 1, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Elon Musk is the opposite of an erection.

Whatever that is.
January 30, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Slow going at the start but scraped a 12/70. These later rounds are always tough #UniversityChallenge
January 26, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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i genuinely think if you think protesters are paid to be at a protest you are potentially the lowest rung of the ladder of intelligence. you just won’t make it
January 26, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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Ways you can donate, everything from helping people get legal aid to helping pay for pet and childcare needs.
January 24, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Ground out a 13/85 tonight on #UniversityChallenge. Lovely to see Desmond’s get a shout out on UC #porkpie
January 19, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
January 11, 2026 at 11:53 AM
I’ve had an absolute stinker tonight. I should have played the Christmas episodes to keep y my eye in

6/30 #UniversityChallenge
January 5, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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Is this what passes for humors these days?
we should have 4 or 5 other bodily fluids we need to regulate the holding and release of
December 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
In rather cunty news I’ve been gifted a wine aerator this Christmas.

I miss the ceremony and acoustics of directly pouring the wine into the glass, but it does make a pleasant difference.

Told you it was somewhat cunty.
December 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I’ve given the Stilton and the Comté an absolute bollocking.
December 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My little 13 year old brother is massively into Sade ❤️ 😭

He’s gonna be alright yo.
December 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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This is fantastic news, Wolverhampton University School of Art and Design has been grade II listed, rather than knocked down as originally proposed.

#brutalist #brutalism #wolverhampton

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Wolverhampton School of Art granted Grade II-listed status
The brutalist-style building had been earmarked for demolition by the university.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
No offence like, but how the fuck does the Brummie accent catch absolute shit when Bristolian exists?
December 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
As we move day by day, further still into a world of practically limitless access to entertainment remember please, that you can still choose to spend your time singing The Sun Ain’t Gonna Shine Anymore to your cat.
December 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Managed a 20/120 with grateful thanks to Mercury Prize winners and European football teams.

#UniversityChallenge
December 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Was struggling a bit until those songs with years in the title gave me a bit of momentum for an 18/115

#UniversityChallenge
December 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I absolutely love that this is such a broke ass version of YMCA.

Clown ass performance for a clown 🤡
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
ETHIOPIA!

Tough going tonight but I just scraped double figures. Surely nobody had Sugababes on their #UniversityChallengeKlaxon ?

#UniversityChallenge
December 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
At just two correct answers before the music round, I have no idea how I managed a 19/135 by the end.

The Kilburn White Horse is the only one of those chalk figures I’ve visited and the only one I couldn’t name 🐎

#UniversityChallenge
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Back to Earth with a bump tonight. Oof. 9/55

#UniversityChallenge
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM