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Ken Twix

@kentwix.bsky.social

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Known reprobate and York City supporter 🔴🔵

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 46m

I fucking love it in there. Second best pub in KX after the King Charles.

Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 47m

Club football back this weekend, is it? People who don’t go to games complaining about governing body-level conspiracies specifically against their clubs while pampered millionaires who earn more in a week than I do in ten years take instructions from roided up lunatics? Roll on the next intl break.

Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 1d

Parliament!

Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 1d

One for the Christmas blooper VHS release.

Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 1d

He’s absolutely not better I’d agree but think TT wants to be rewarding good performances and promoting continuity. He’s not quite contributed tonight however and I’d love to see Eze or MGW in there.

Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 1d

Really? Played great in Belgrade and had a good first half against Wales.

Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 1d

And if I was still on Twitter, Mr. Junkyard... do you think I would be on Bluesky today... responding to somebody like you?

Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 1d

Oh man, why don't you fuckin' stop it? Shit, this is too fuckin' big for you, you know that? Where is Ken Twix, has he been using Twitter, fuck man! It's a mystery! It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The fuckin' servers don't even know! Don't you get it?

Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 1d

This did happen.

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Same Old City podcast @sameoldcity.bsky.social · 2d

NEW EPISODE: "Have I got Newbs for you"

Featuring guest Paul Plowman & including:
🏆 Wins v Rochdale & Hartlepool
📈 Who are NL title favourites?
🔮 October fixtures preview

Listen now 👇
Spotify: spotify.link/iK00FY85rXb
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/h...

📸 Tom Poole #ycfc

Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 6d

I did too. It’s a great book.

Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 6d

What the fuck is this bullshit

Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 6d

The Alzheimer’s sufferers singing along to the Welsh anthem. Very moving.

Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 6d

At one point I’m sure it was. And at another point I think up near what is now the Etihad.

Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 6d

Wwwhhhoooo remembers New Labour’s supercasino in the 00s?

Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 7d

Perkin Walbeck motherfucker.

Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 7d

Apologising to her led to Brexit. Change my mind.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 8d

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 8d

God, that’s good.

Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 8d

FRIENDS FEAR THEY’RE QUOTING JFK (1991) AGAIN

Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 8d

Someone just saved the Dallas DA a ton of woik

Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 8d

Here we fuckin go, boys!!!

Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 8d

All of the spotlight and plaudits for Banks, Palmer, Boateng etc when they arrived but this chap has been the signing of the season. Relentless.

York City FC Unofficial @yorkcityfc-unoffic.bsky.social · 8d

👏 We would like to thank those who have sponsored 3⃣ Mark Kitching for this season!

Home & Third- Planning Prospects.
Away- JN Electrical Inspectors.

#YCFC 🔴🔵 https://t.co/K9QBY0g6uA

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Image from tweet

Image from tweet

Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 8d

Holy shit hahahahaha

Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 9d

This will no doubt offend the PC woke mob, but the Naked Gun reboot is very, very funny.