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Redbelly Wasps
A carrd index compiling information on the Redbelly Wasps, FFXIV NPCs native to the South Shroud.
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IT'S FINALLY DONE.. please enjoy the fruits of me and @valinegulrath.bsky.social's labors, more Redbelly lore than you can shake a stick at! Check it out here! redbellies.carrd.co
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December 23, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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every day i wake up under the rule of a president who would unironically give that lord farquaad "some of you may die but that is a sacrifice i am willing to make" speech, and he doesnt even have the decency to be as cunty as lord farquaad. and im just supposed to NOT be passively suicidal about it
May 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
every day i wake up under the rule of a president who would unironically give that lord farquaad "some of you may die but that is a sacrifice i am willing to make" speech, and he doesnt even have the decency to be as cunty as lord farquaad. and im just supposed to NOT be passively suicidal about it
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Ok. Now had a chance to check and, well, at least some docs do appear to be straight up classic redaction fail. And there are some *interesting* bits here.
www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...
www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Ok. Now had a chance to check and, well, at least some docs do appear to be straight up classic redaction fail. And there are some *interesting* bits here.
www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...
www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...
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Felt like i just made this meme like a month ago, how is it december already
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Felt like i just made this meme like a month ago, how is it december already
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I Got DDOSed At #goonap #callinemachinegobrrr
December 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I Got DDOSed At #goonap #callinemachinegobrrr
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GRRRAGGHH I LOVE FISH 💢 SARDINES 😤
#foodposting
#foodposting
December 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
GRRRAGGHH I LOVE FISH 💢 SARDINES 😤
#foodposting
#foodposting
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Tonight’s Wikipedia dive is about cotton swabs and I’m thrilled to report that their original name was “Baby Gays”
December 23, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Tonight’s Wikipedia dive is about cotton swabs and I’m thrilled to report that their original name was “Baby Gays”
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I've got some new fun items in the store starting today 👀
December 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I've got some new fun items in the store starting today 👀
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you may think "oh i want to play blm so the first thing i should do is go to the balance and look up the opener" and i am here to tell you that you are wrong. the first thing you need to do is you need to get the biggest hat you can find and glamour that.
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
you may think "oh i want to play blm so the first thing i should do is go to the balance and look up the opener" and i am here to tell you that you are wrong. the first thing you need to do is you need to get the biggest hat you can find and glamour that.
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finally time for reveals 👀 if you spied this estimeric fic in the tag last week, it was me for the omegaverse exchange! and if you didn't, now's as good a time as any if you like a/b/o and aymeric Going Through It 😉
estinien/aymeric, 12k words, rated E on ao3:
archiveofourown.org/works/74239501
estinien/aymeric, 12k words, rated E on ao3:
archiveofourown.org/works/74239501
December 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
finally time for reveals 👀 if you spied this estimeric fic in the tag last week, it was me for the omegaverse exchange! and if you didn't, now's as good a time as any if you like a/b/o and aymeric Going Through It 😉
estinien/aymeric, 12k words, rated E on ao3:
archiveofourown.org/works/74239501
estinien/aymeric, 12k words, rated E on ao3:
archiveofourown.org/works/74239501
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bari weiss is like, wait, I want to hear the concentration camp’s side
December 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
bari weiss is like, wait, I want to hear the concentration camp’s side
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Anyone who sends people to concentration camps to be tortured should be tried and, if found guilty, hanged like the Nazis they are.
December 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Anyone who sends people to concentration camps to be tortured should be tried and, if found guilty, hanged like the Nazis they are.
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Our so-called opposition party can't afford to be cute or coy with what's happening here. It's not just naked corruption, it's ethnic cleansing, treason, atrocities, with naked corruption threaded through it.
Personally profiting from slave labor and torture.
Personally profiting from slave labor and torture.
December 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Our so-called opposition party can't afford to be cute or coy with what's happening here. It's not just naked corruption, it's ethnic cleansing, treason, atrocities, with naked corruption threaded through it.
Personally profiting from slave labor and torture.
Personally profiting from slave labor and torture.
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America desperately needs opposition politicians running on a platform of tribunals, truth & reconciliation committees, and severe punishment for the worst offenders in this administration.
December 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
America desperately needs opposition politicians running on a platform of tribunals, truth & reconciliation committees, and severe punishment for the worst offenders in this administration.
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some of you may be like "cunty farquaad? red what the fuck are yo" anyway never question my judgment or authority on anything ever again
May 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
some of you may be like "cunty farquaad? red what the fuck are yo" anyway never question my judgment or authority on anything ever again
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November 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
December 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
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October 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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FF14
ラケティカ大森林
the Rak' Tika Greatwood
ラケティカ大森林
the Rak' Tika Greatwood
December 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
FF14
ラケティカ大森林
the Rak' Tika Greatwood
ラケティカ大森林
the Rak' Tika Greatwood
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FF14 クルザス西部高地/リバーズミート
Coerthas Western Highlands/Riversmeet
Coerthas Western Highlands/Riversmeet
December 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
FF14 クルザス西部高地/リバーズミート
Coerthas Western Highlands/Riversmeet
Coerthas Western Highlands/Riversmeet
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I needed to draw her in this format
December 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I needed to draw her in this format
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December 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Fresh water fishes 🐟
December 21, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Fresh water fishes 🐟