Saint Samuel, King of the Monsters 🦤🇮🇹
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He/Him/They/Them // 25 // I make, hunt and collect monsters! // Busy Writing //
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Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
March 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
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I can’t say with 100% certainty but I believe this is a portrait of two gingers. Photo from my collection, 1956.
March 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I can’t say with 100% certainty but I believe this is a portrait of two gingers. Photo from my collection, 1956.
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People have looked at me strangely when i've said that The Texas Chain Saw Massacre might be the best, most perfect American film ever made, but i'm right
March 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
People have looked at me strangely when i've said that The Texas Chain Saw Massacre might be the best, most perfect American film ever made, but i'm right
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Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help?
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
March 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help?
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
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Tesla stock has now erased all of the gains that it has made since the election.
Couldn't have happened to a better guy.
Couldn't have happened to a better guy.
March 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Tesla stock has now erased all of the gains that it has made since the election.
Couldn't have happened to a better guy.
Couldn't have happened to a better guy.
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RIP William Shakespeare. You would have loved the Drake/Kendrick Lamar rap feud
March 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
RIP William Shakespeare. You would have loved the Drake/Kendrick Lamar rap feud
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the Italians really killed it with the combination of tomatoes, mozzarella and basil. well done and thank you, Italians
March 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
the Italians really killed it with the combination of tomatoes, mozzarella and basil. well done and thank you, Italians
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Goblin training montage. 💪🏻 Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.
March 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Goblin training montage. 💪🏻 Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.
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screen watcher
March 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
screen watcher
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They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
March 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
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I'm the strongest! :3
March 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I'm the strongest! :3
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my favorite film genre is "Hong Kong detective teams up with undercover cop to shoot five hundred gangsters in one night inside a hospital"
March 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
my favorite film genre is "Hong Kong detective teams up with undercover cop to shoot five hundred gangsters in one night inside a hospital"
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Another disastrous cat model this week. This one doesn’t seem to have any bones… like, do I really need to specify “with bones” when I book with this agency??
March 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Another disastrous cat model this week. This one doesn’t seem to have any bones… like, do I really need to specify “with bones” when I book with this agency??
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I love how Monk sometimes breaks with the conventions of the impossible crime genre by just not explaining how the impossible part was done. Who cares about that nerd stuff? Here's twenty minutes of Tony Shalhoub straightening things.
March 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I love how Monk sometimes breaks with the conventions of the impossible crime genre by just not explaining how the impossible part was done. Who cares about that nerd stuff? Here's twenty minutes of Tony Shalhoub straightening things.
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Guess who’s Very Mad at me because I gave him a bath and cleaned his house.
March 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Guess who’s Very Mad at me because I gave him a bath and cleaned his house.
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scientists and scholars estimate we are only a decade away from learning all the lyrics to "black" by pearl jam
March 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
scientists and scholars estimate we are only a decade away from learning all the lyrics to "black" by pearl jam
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Tired of businesses making things where it’s like “if you don’t have time for lunch, Sponk is a full meal replacement drink”
first of all fuck you I want time for lunch
first of all fuck you I want time for lunch
March 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Tired of businesses making things where it’s like “if you don’t have time for lunch, Sponk is a full meal replacement drink”
first of all fuck you I want time for lunch
first of all fuck you I want time for lunch
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This little guy is a postcard from my collection that was mailed in 1908. I love him so much that I use him as my avatar for all my accounts!
March 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This little guy is a postcard from my collection that was mailed in 1908. I love him so much that I use him as my avatar for all my accounts!
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Mr Bigg is one of the sweetest cats I’ve ever met! I’m always so excited whenever I get to hang out with this lovely little lad 🥰
March 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Mr Bigg is one of the sweetest cats I’ve ever met! I’m always so excited whenever I get to hang out with this lovely little lad 🥰
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I’m convinced that the decline of human civilization can be traced back to the moment artists stopped featuring saxophone solos on their songs.
March 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I’m convinced that the decline of human civilization can be traced back to the moment artists stopped featuring saxophone solos on their songs.
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Since 2008, Shiro Miyazaki (Hayao Miyazaki's brother) has been selling Ghibli cakes.
10 years ago, I was lucky enough to eat a Totoro cream puff in his bakery.
Back then, "Shiro-hige's Cream Puff Shop" wasn't yet well known, and there were some nice things hanging on the walls ;-]
shiro-hige.main.jp
10 years ago, I was lucky enough to eat a Totoro cream puff in his bakery.
Back then, "Shiro-hige's Cream Puff Shop" wasn't yet well known, and there were some nice things hanging on the walls ;-]
shiro-hige.main.jp
March 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Since 2008, Shiro Miyazaki (Hayao Miyazaki's brother) has been selling Ghibli cakes.
10 years ago, I was lucky enough to eat a Totoro cream puff in his bakery.
Back then, "Shiro-hige's Cream Puff Shop" wasn't yet well known, and there were some nice things hanging on the walls ;-]
shiro-hige.main.jp
10 years ago, I was lucky enough to eat a Totoro cream puff in his bakery.
Back then, "Shiro-hige's Cream Puff Shop" wasn't yet well known, and there were some nice things hanging on the walls ;-]
shiro-hige.main.jp