@sagesteven.bsky.social
38 | he/him | Gay | level 1 MTG Judge | Sometimes Pup Grixis
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collect blue spheres
December 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
collect blue spheres
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
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The Art of Seduction
December 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The Art of Seduction
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EP 3 Oso Important - Sniffies, Inflation, and Christmas Lights…
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
EP 3 Oso Important - Sniffies, Inflation, and Christmas Lights…
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Written by @polarrhoid.bsky.social : Businessman’s arcade with booze and fancy watches as prizes
December 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Written by @polarrhoid.bsky.social : Businessman’s arcade with booze and fancy watches as prizes
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what if i introduced prof to molchat doma
December 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
what if i introduced prof to molchat doma
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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Multiple people said that my most recent picture of Neeul with his hair down is "Markiplier coded." I don't know what they're talking about.
Clip Unrelated.
Clip Unrelated.
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Multiple people said that my most recent picture of Neeul with his hair down is "Markiplier coded." I don't know what they're talking about.
Clip Unrelated.
Clip Unrelated.
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Bards have to be careful because sometimes saying the wrong thing can accidentally cause untold psychic damage to their friends.
Or maybe that's just a Neeul problem.
🎨: @syrupmancer.bsky.social
Or maybe that's just a Neeul problem.
🎨: @syrupmancer.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Bards have to be careful because sometimes saying the wrong thing can accidentally cause untold psychic damage to their friends.
Or maybe that's just a Neeul problem.
🎨: @syrupmancer.bsky.social
Or maybe that's just a Neeul problem.
🎨: @syrupmancer.bsky.social
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remember what they took from you
December 13, 2025 at 9:45 AM
remember what they took from you
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 10,1945
December 10,1945
December 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 10,1945
December 10,1945
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A few years ago found a boxcutter in a sink at work that'd been there for months.
Having a flatbed printer designed to print on solid objects and 5 minutes...
Having a flatbed printer designed to print on solid objects and 5 minutes...
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A few years ago found a boxcutter in a sink at work that'd been there for months.
Having a flatbed printer designed to print on solid objects and 5 minutes...
Having a flatbed printer designed to print on solid objects and 5 minutes...
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a late friend of mine was a partner at an ad firm in the ‘60s. He told the story of a car ad shoot where someone left the handbrake off, and the car rolled off a cliff into a ravine.
He revisited the (very remote) site years later in his retirement, and the rusting shell of it was still there.
He revisited the (very remote) site years later in his retirement, and the rusting shell of it was still there.
always great when you're watching some italian movie from the 70s and they launch a car off a cliff and it explodes and disappears into a deep ravine and you just know that fuckin thing is still down there
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
a late friend of mine was a partner at an ad firm in the ‘60s. He told the story of a car ad shoot where someone left the handbrake off, and the car rolled off a cliff into a ravine.
He revisited the (very remote) site years later in his retirement, and the rusting shell of it was still there.
He revisited the (very remote) site years later in his retirement, and the rusting shell of it was still there.
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Image that entered my brain spontaneously and wouldn't leave until I made it
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Image that entered my brain spontaneously and wouldn't leave until I made it
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Also to the femboy twink who bent over to tie their shoe and had "cum hole" with 8 hash marks written on their lower back: 🫡 I am so happy you had a great con
December 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Also to the femboy twink who bent over to tie their shoe and had "cum hole" with 8 hash marks written on their lower back: 🫡 I am so happy you had a great con
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I get to have a rare brag, I'm now one of the few artists to have painted a Black Lotus for Magic the Gathering!
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I get to have a rare brag, I'm now one of the few artists to have painted a Black Lotus for Magic the Gathering!
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 05,1966
December 05,1966
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 05,1966
December 05,1966
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people like Sabrina Carpenter saying essentially "decent people don't want the stench of ICE or this White House anywhere near them" to an audience of millions that includes a lot of young people helps empower them against ICE while reminding ICE agents that everyone hates them, both big wins
look deleting the post is obviously stopping the actual ICE raids but every single bit of pushback matters bsky.app/profile/airb...
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
people like Sabrina Carpenter saying essentially "decent people don't want the stench of ICE or this White House anywhere near them" to an audience of millions that includes a lot of young people helps empower them against ICE while reminding ICE agents that everyone hates them, both big wins
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Had the urge to draw the giant albino mutant penguins from the H.P. Lovecraft novella, AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS!
It’s one of my favourites by him. I love the idea of explorers stumbling into an uncanny environment that is unknown and desolate, and piecing together a mystery.
It’s one of my favourites by him. I love the idea of explorers stumbling into an uncanny environment that is unknown and desolate, and piecing together a mystery.
December 30, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Had the urge to draw the giant albino mutant penguins from the H.P. Lovecraft novella, AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS!
It’s one of my favourites by him. I love the idea of explorers stumbling into an uncanny environment that is unknown and desolate, and piecing together a mystery.
It’s one of my favourites by him. I love the idea of explorers stumbling into an uncanny environment that is unknown and desolate, and piecing together a mystery.
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WILLIAM SHATNER: Lunch. ables. lunchABLES. Lunchables
AUDIO ENGINEER: uh sir this session is for the Tekwar video game
WILLIAM SHATNER: *cheerful but obviously seething with rage* Oh and you think I don't know that. its just impossible, to you, that a man might be speaking his internal thoughts
AUDIO ENGINEER: uh sir this session is for the Tekwar video game
WILLIAM SHATNER: *cheerful but obviously seething with rage* Oh and you think I don't know that. its just impossible, to you, that a man might be speaking his internal thoughts
December 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
WILLIAM SHATNER: Lunch. ables. lunchABLES. Lunchables
AUDIO ENGINEER: uh sir this session is for the Tekwar video game
WILLIAM SHATNER: *cheerful but obviously seething with rage* Oh and you think I don't know that. its just impossible, to you, that a man might be speaking his internal thoughts
AUDIO ENGINEER: uh sir this session is for the Tekwar video game
WILLIAM SHATNER: *cheerful but obviously seething with rage* Oh and you think I don't know that. its just impossible, to you, that a man might be speaking his internal thoughts
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NEW: Elon Musk's Grok chatbot will, with minimal prompting, provide residential addresses of everyday Americans.
Prompts as simple as "[name] address" immediately returned accurate home addresses of private citizens — alongside other personal info we didn't ask for.
futurism.com/future-socie...
Prompts as simple as "[name] address" immediately returned accurate home addresses of private citizens — alongside other personal info we didn't ask for.
futurism.com/future-socie...
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
NEW: Elon Musk's Grok chatbot will, with minimal prompting, provide residential addresses of everyday Americans.
Prompts as simple as "[name] address" immediately returned accurate home addresses of private citizens — alongside other personal info we didn't ask for.
futurism.com/future-socie...
Prompts as simple as "[name] address" immediately returned accurate home addresses of private citizens — alongside other personal info we didn't ask for.
futurism.com/future-socie...
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Discovered you can change the TV clips in Project Silverfish...
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Discovered you can change the TV clips in Project Silverfish...
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Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
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December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW