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Mega Man speedruns, FFXIV raiding, dad life rants, often political
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Got a daily 10 piece in Super Auto Pets in honor of Ceres Fauna and her graduation stream today #hololive #faunline #sap
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.

The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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A brand-new 12th entry in the Mega Man series is on the way!

Get ready to override your limits as Mega Man: Dual Override gears up for release in 2027! Stay tuned for more updates!

#MegaManDO
Mega Man: Dual Override - Reveal Trailer
YouTube video by Mega Man
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December 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Close enough
December 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
After 88 hours of intense rules analysis, video analytics, and releasing my Chakra during powerful meditation, I have seen my in third eye that the NFL catch rule is fucking stupid
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
God damn I think I created a monster Uma
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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OSINT reminder: I posted a heavily-redacted screenshot of my teenage profile on a site.

Someone went through everything I liked they could determine and deduced me as the common denominator.

DM'd to let me know. They were a friend luckily. Anonymity will burn if someone really, really wants you.
December 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Anyone saying "they should have played better so bad officiating doesn't matter" is being weak. That's only a useful outlook if you're a player or coach. I'm a fan and I want to see a good game, not something decided by a dice roll at the end.
I'm sorry, this is just an incorrect call! He catches it, lands on one foot in the end zone, lands on the other foot in the end zone. I legit think they missed something here, and now the Steelers will likely go to the playoffs and the Ravens won't.
Isaiah Likely may be physically unable to score a touchdown.

That drop may cost the Ravens their shot at the playoffs as they turn the ball over on downs 3 plays later.
December 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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congratulations to you, the reader of this bluesky post, on rushing for more yards than the university of alabama crimson tide today
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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dude was so all about the metaverse that he renamed the whole company, only to burn billions on a venture that anybody with sense knew was destined to fail. it is laughable that he remains in charge. merit simply does not exist
Meta Platforms is planning cuts to the metaverse—an arena Mark Zuckerberg once called the future of the company—and will shift spending to AI wearables.
Meta Plans to Shift Spending Away From the Metaverse
Zuckerberg’s bet on immersive online worlds has lost the company more than $77 billion since 2020.
on.wsj.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It's Christmas shopping time and the top news result for Best Buy is a story about how they'll sell you a GPU box full of rocks and then refuse to give your money back
December 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Afc North
December 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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How many yards could you get
December 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The fact that a huge chunk of the TV sports commentary world can't understand this very basic thing is damning evidence that the majority of the established personalities should not be given an ounce of credibility

(Not Mina, she's cool)
I’ll break it down another way:

If wait and you don’t get it, the game is over

If you try now and don’t get it, you need two scores

What’s better?
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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It’s amazing how much of this advertising is “you know that thing you were already doing without any issues? What if your phone told you to do it?”
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Maybe if you guys made the upgraded version a DLC pack instead of a full price new game purchase this wouldn't be happening! I legit saw Metaphor on sale and told myself "Nah, Ill wait for the full version"
Sega has admitted sales of its games may be lower-than-expected due to players awaiting "definitive editions" before buying. https://bit.ly/4imXUqA
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
60+ fps nuclear throne is legitimately a gamechager
10 more days until Nuclear Throne's 10th anniversary update! store.steampowered.com/news/app/242...

And official language confirmation: English, French, Italian, German, Spanish, Polish, BR Portuguese, Russian, Korean, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Japanese, Ukrainian, Turkish, & Dutch!
Nuclear Throne - Nuclear Throne update 100 launch date & a Y.V. plushie! - Steam News
Nuclear Throne update 100 is launching on December 5th, and a campaign for a Y.V. plushie is live right now!
store.steampowered.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
DESTROYING the Virgo cup
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
"I have no idea how I ended up in that stupid Epstein List"
-Laurence Krauss, 2025
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I think the most embarrassing thing about The Game Awards TM is the way they sell ad space so blatantly. You don't see a sequel being announced at the Oscars, to then win a vapid "Most Anticipated Game" award, and then win Best Game a few years later. It's a long and ridiculous commercial.
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Two things can be true: 1.) The Game Awards are meaningless and we shouldn't take them all that seriously. 2.) Award shows of its scale DO rewrite the mainstream history of the art form, whether they deserve to or not, and its okay to care that it's so thoughtless despite having that responsibility.
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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It's here!!!

The full #AGDQ2026 Schedule is OUT!!!!!!!

https://gdq.gg/schedule
November 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Going back to Vampire Survivors and finding out there's BASE GAME stuff I've been missing since 2023 this fucking thing is so ridiculous
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM