I find this cm has mostly been a game of "will my idiot umas activate their skills"

If we get both spurt and nsm then it's over. Otherwise it's scary

Finally! They were talking a ton about mega man at their shareholders meeting so Im glad it actually meant something and not just a new repackage collection

(Yes I follow Capcom shareholder meetings like most fellow normal people)

Absolutely!

So embarrassing to have your industry's big awards event be 70% commercials

Yes, let's write a rule that requires you to imagine all things that are a "football move," a vague category we give you only four examples of, and then imagine if the receiver COULD have done any of those things, even if he actually didn't. That's sure to be enforced clearly and accurately.

You don't want to get the authentic 90s migraine experience?

No long S but we're gonna live without it

But let's be real, the Ravens sure played fucking awful here

Imagining an alternative universe where the players roll dice at the end of the game and add it to their point total. And people online are going "well if you played better the dice roll wouldn't matter"

No idea what will happen but guaranteed that this game will have a cursed final score. Ravens 11 Steelers 5

Funny thing is, that's how a real slot machine works these days! Computer inside picks a number in a fraction of a second, then shows you a pretty little animation