Ryder Cochrane
@rydercochrane.bsky.social
In exile until my homeland (twitter) is freed from occupation
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TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
December 30, 2024 at 10:46 PM
TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
1. Empire Strikes Back
2. Rogue One
3. Star Wars
4. Revenge of the Sith (but I watch it the most)
5. The Last Jedi
6. Return of the Jedi
7. The Force Awakens
8. Solo
9. Attack of the Clones
10. The Phantom Menace
11. Being thrown into the sarlacc pit to be digested over 1000 years
12. TROS
2. Rogue One
3. Star Wars
4. Revenge of the Sith (but I watch it the most)
5. The Last Jedi
6. Return of the Jedi
7. The Force Awakens
8. Solo
9. Attack of the Clones
10. The Phantom Menace
11. Being thrown into the sarlacc pit to be digested over 1000 years
12. TROS
1. Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars
3. Rogue One
4. The Force Awakens
5. The Last Jedi
6. Return of the Jedi
7. Solo
8. Revenge of the Sith
9. Attack of the Clones
10. The Rise of Skywalker
11. The Phantom Menace
Andor, not a movie, is the best overall Star Wars product and everybody knows it
2. Star Wars
3. Rogue One
4. The Force Awakens
5. The Last Jedi
6. Return of the Jedi
7. Solo
8. Revenge of the Sith
9. Attack of the Clones
10. The Rise of Skywalker
11. The Phantom Menace
Andor, not a movie, is the best overall Star Wars product and everybody knows it
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
1. Empire Strikes Back
2. Rogue One
3. Star Wars
4. Revenge of the Sith (but I watch it the most)
5. The Last Jedi
6. Return of the Jedi
7. The Force Awakens
8. Solo
9. Attack of the Clones
10. The Phantom Menace
11. Being thrown into the sarlacc pit to be digested over 1000 years
12. TROS
2. Rogue One
3. Star Wars
4. Revenge of the Sith (but I watch it the most)
5. The Last Jedi
6. Return of the Jedi
7. The Force Awakens
8. Solo
9. Attack of the Clones
10. The Phantom Menace
11. Being thrown into the sarlacc pit to be digested over 1000 years
12. TROS
Starting to dislike Xabi Alonso as a manager. Real won so often under Ancelotti because of the vibes and the unity. He has ruined the vibes in the name of tactics, and said tactics somehow include starting 5 defenders vs Elche…
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Starting to dislike Xabi Alonso as a manager. Real won so often under Ancelotti because of the vibes and the unity. He has ruined the vibes in the name of tactics, and said tactics somehow include starting 5 defenders vs Elche…
Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same. Or should I say, Oregon does
November 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same. Or should I say, Oregon does
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I wanted to see this (via cbscfb)
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I wanted to see this (via cbscfb)
You can put Big10 on the field for Oregon-USC but you can’t hide that these are Pac12 refs
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
You can put Big10 on the field for Oregon-USC but you can’t hide that these are Pac12 refs
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every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
If I were a famous NFL writer or podcaster rn, I’d just tweet some shit like “Texans undefeated with Davis Mills 👀” and then go to bed with my phone on dnd
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
If I were a famous NFL writer or podcaster rn, I’d just tweet some shit like “Texans undefeated with Davis Mills 👀” and then go to bed with my phone on dnd
Jon Bernthal in the Pluribus universe: let us tell you something, mayne
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Jon Bernthal in the Pluribus universe: let us tell you something, mayne
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Pound-for-pound, Shedeur Sanders is the most talented "keeps spinning backwards into 14-yard sacks" prospect the NFL has ever seen
November 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Pound-for-pound, Shedeur Sanders is the most talented "keeps spinning backwards into 14-yard sacks" prospect the NFL has ever seen
Chargers should draft Sadiq. We can go two TE sets. Gadsden gets a better matchup. Herb loves TEs. Can be a blocker and another weapon
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Chargers should draft Sadiq. We can go two TE sets. Gadsden gets a better matchup. Herb loves TEs. Can be a blocker and another weapon
RGIII just said Jordon Davidson has “more moves than a military family”
a man wearing a hat is holding a cell phone and says what did he sayy
ALT: a man wearing a hat is holding a cell phone and says what did he sayy
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
RGIII just said Jordon Davidson has “more moves than a military family”
What if all of this IS the scheme and Chauncey has been cashing tf in on Blazers bets for the last 3 weeks?
November 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
What if all of this IS the scheme and Chauncey has been cashing tf in on Blazers bets for the last 3 weeks?
Thing I just realized: the least memorable US president has to be Zachary Taylor, because we’ve had an NFL head coach with that name for like 6 years and it has never once come up
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Thing I just realized: the least memorable US president has to be Zachary Taylor, because we’ve had an NFL head coach with that name for like 6 years and it has never once come up
ESPN: oh yeah, YouTube tv? Well look what happens when your subscribers miss this! *worst MNF of the year*
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
ESPN: oh yeah, YouTube tv? Well look what happens when your subscribers miss this! *worst MNF of the year*
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Aaron Rodgers is having a tough day on the job but at least he can go home and vent about it to his Real Girlfriend Who Exists
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Aaron Rodgers is having a tough day on the job but at least he can go home and vent about it to his Real Girlfriend Who Exists
Why does Jamie Foxx in Collateral look like Mike Tyson as Herman Cain? (My brain is so cooked)
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Why does Jamie Foxx in Collateral look like Mike Tyson as Herman Cain? (My brain is so cooked)
Penn State after getting a fourth quarter lead
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Penn State after getting a fourth quarter lead
Going to start claiming that Bo Nix is simply a Troy Franklin merchant
November 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Going to start claiming that Bo Nix is simply a Troy Franklin merchant
The Geno subplot tonight
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The Geno subplot tonight
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best ending of all time, let's be real
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
best ending of all time, let's be real