Fake Rusty Shackleford
rustyshackleford44.bsky.social
Fake Rusty Shackleford
@rustyshackleford44.bsky.social
Neither Rusty nor Dale Gribble.

Former Deadspin commenter; does not live in Texas.

If you're wondering why you received a like from me for your recent post, I haven't logged in for at least two days.
With some duct tape.
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
December 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Krazy
Kracker
Klub
Happening now: Texas leaders announcing a rollout of a statewide program to put TPUSA chapters in high schools and colleges across the state. Gov. Abbott adds that schools that stand in the way should be reported to the Texas Education Agency.
December 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Sweatin' with the Moldies
Yes the HHS Secretary just attempted and failed to do one complete pull up while rocking an untucked shirt and pit stains on TV, totally normal behavior for the HHS Secretary
In line for the TSA behind this guy
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Arthur Murray: "That's a great dance move!"
Grayson Allen commits the most egregious travel in NBA history (h/t @ianrea.bsky.social)
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
You're *not* writing about the ESPN and TNT studio shows?
People keep asking if the gay hockey show is good or bad but it is simply too horny for either of those words to apply
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
For the longest time, I'd thought that V. Lane Rawlins was the worst Wazzu president.

[VLR wasn't a huge fan of the "Wazzu" reference.]
Gotta say it!! I am pissed that WSU hired Kirk Schultz’s company (CSA) to find WSU’s next AD and football coach.

The WSU clown show continues. What the f*uck are WSU Regents doing supporting this clown show.

Fire CSA now !!
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The bad news: It's gonna be this:
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Picture on left: Jake Dickert fleeing Pullman in 2024.

Picture on right: Jimmy Rogers fleeing Pullman in 2025.
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"Oops! All Reptiles!"
Because we've been bit by snakes 2 years in a row. I'd prefer not hiring a 3rd.
Why wouldn't Wazzu immediately go after Jonathan Smith? The MSU offset would help them spend in other needed areas and he can certainly recruit the region
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Bryce is lost in the ozone.
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Ralph Wiggum: "I choo-choo-choose you for a derailment!"
December 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Damn, Gonzaga is rawzawgging KY, without K-Y.

[If one saw the halftime score without the opponent listed, I would've assumed they were playing a tomato can.]
December 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Gonzaga playing in it: -1000

#BoneZawgSaw
Nope, I don't like this. But it sure didn't take long for Saudi and Emirati money to flow into the NCAA in the days of NIL.
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Relatives arguing

Shitty/tacky gifts

Relatives arguing

Ahh...memories

#ChristmasMagic
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 7:31 AM
MUST ess eee SEE TV
Vanderbilt has a basketball player who is straight-up named Chandler Bing
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The moment when Glenn Quagmire started following college football.
Love the confidence of being like call me Boobie Feaster
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Interim kicker

Interim coach

Interim franchise
Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The original Slash, 10 years before Guns N' Roses, 20 years before Kordell Stewart.
Jim Nantz says this is the most rushing yards by an opponent in Pittsburgh since 1975. That opponent?
December 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Jim Brockmire: "Fuck off, Marty's son."
Thom Brennaman: “I thought that was Nancy Pelosi for a minute."

A panicked Will Blackmon: “No comment.”
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Sparty should hire Magic as its athletic director...
December 1, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Next gig: Kroger store manager.
BREAKING: Kentucky is firing Mark Stoops, the winningest coach in school history. His contract calls for a $36 million buyout, all of which is due within 60 days. Reporting with @chrisvannini.com: www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
Kentucky firing Mark Stoops, winningest coach in school history: Source
The Wildcats had a great run under a portion of Stoops' tenure but have looked dreadful recently.
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
great call tirico

#SNF
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Barstool and Outkick: "It's a perfect hire! Fitz's our kind of coach."
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM