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Fake Rusty Shackleford
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Neither Rusty nor Dale Gribble.

Former Deadspin commenter; does not live in Texas.

If you're wondering why you received a like from me for your recent post, I haven't logged in for at least two days.
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With some duct tape.
Front cover of Steve Smith and Rick Green's book, "The Red Green Book." Subtitle: "Wit and Wisdom of Possum Lodge, Plus 100 Pages of Filler." On the cover, Steve Smith appears as Red Green. "The Red Green Show" aired on TV for 15 seasons. Rick Green, who does not appear on the book cover, portrayed Bill on the show.
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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"Release the Epstein Files" in Papyrus font.
December 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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The bad news: It's gonna be this:
Logo of Spokane-area pawn shop, Pawn 1.
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Picture on left: Jake Dickert fleeing Pullman in 2024.

Picture on right: Jimmy Rogers fleeing Pullman in 2025.
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Sad but true.
Picture of Pac-12 logo on Friel Court at Beasley Performing Arts Coliseum. After the last men's home basketball game of the 2023-24 season, I laid a pair of fake flowers on each side of the Pac-12 logo; one is red and the other is yellow. On the top left of the logo, "R.I.P." appears. On the bottom of the logo, "1915-2024" appears.
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Bryce is lost in the ozone.
Album cover of "Lost in the Ozone," released in 1971 by the band Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen. Songs included "Hot Rod Lincoln" and "Lost in the Ozone."
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Pulls "The Joker's Wild" lever; three Larry Craigs appear.

Jack Barry: "Now, that's a winner!"
Picture of former U.S. Senator Larry Craig of Idaho. He is wearing a garnet-colored sweater. Garnet is one of the primary colors of the University of South Carolina. The caption reads, "Number one cocks fan." Larry did not graduate from USC. He graduated from the University of Idaho in 1969.
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Sparty should hire Magic as its athletic director...
Picture of Earvin "Magic" Johnson with a logo of his 1998 talk show, "The Magic Hour."
December 1, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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A FEW HOURS AGO, I FOUND OUT THAT MY MOST FAVORITE COLLEGE BASKETBALL SCHOOL PLAYS SOMETHING CALLED FOOTBALL!

THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY EVER FOR MY DOOKIES BABY!

NO ONE CAN UNDERESTIMATE THE AWESOMENESS OF MY DOOKIES!

THEY'RE GONNA WIN THE CFP BABY!

[I REALLY LIKED YOU ON PARKS AND REC, AUDREY!]
Picture of Dick Vitale with his happy mouth wide open.
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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What's better than one shitty prime-time B1G game on NBC this weekend?

Two shitty games!

#B1GTurdNight
Modified logo for NBC's "Big Ten Saturday Night" college football game: The original logo is "B1G SATURDAY NIGHT." It's been modified to "B1G TURD NIGHT."
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Not all double z's are bad.
Seattle Mariners broadcaster Rick Rizzs is smiling inside the T-Mobile Park press box.
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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After Monday's game:

Dave Sims: "Whatta game, Blow! David Riley's squad is turning the corner with a big win over St. Thomas tonight."

Mike Blowers: "Yep, Dave."

Sims: "On Friday, they'll take on the [checks notes]...Washington Huskies?"

Blowers: "Well, there goes that one-game winning streak."
Dave Sims and Mike Blowers working a Seattle Mariners game on Root Sports at Safeco Field, early 2010s.
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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October 22, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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#Mariners
October 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Game Six tonight.

#Mariners #ALCS
From the 2022 season: Seattle Mariners OF Jesse Winker showing two middle fingers to the crowd in Anaheim.
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Don't forget to recycle.
Screenshot of "Fantastic Finishes," brought to you by Alcoa. This was a feature highlighting NFL games in the 1970s and 1980s.
October 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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#Mariners #ALCS
TV scorebug showing as "P 0 0 P" in a Pittsburgh Pirates vs Philadelphia Phillies game. It shows the "P" logo for the Pirates, the number zero, another number zero, the "P" logo for the Phillies.
October 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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An empty one-quart jar of Miracle Whip from 1987. Please don't consume Miracle Whip.
October 13, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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#Mariners
Mariners catcher Cal Raleigh in the clubhouse showing a thumbs-up to the camera following the AL West division-clincher.
October 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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This is the only tiger I'm liking this week:

#RIPMantacore #RIPSiegfriedAndRoy

#Mariners #PleaseMakeItToTheFuckingWorldSeries
Picture of Siegfried and Roy and their white tiger, Mantacore. Mantacore died in 2014. Roy died in 2020. Siegfried died in 2021.
October 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Yup, they're the same...
'Roided-up Garfield wearing short shorts holding Jon Arbuckle wearing short shorts.
October 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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#Mariners
Detroit beats Seattle
October 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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October 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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"This divisional championship drought has been pretty long for the M's, Dave."

"Yep, way too fucking long, Red. Waaay toooo fucking long."
Seattle Mariners announcers Dave Niehaus and Ron Fairly working a TV game on Fox Sports Net Northwest at Safeco Field's press box in 2000.
September 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM