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jingle bell roxie
@roxie.meangirls.online
Trans lesbian, witch, writer, historian. Sadgurl. Autistic. Probably plural. Irish. Mid-30s. Less a person than a particularly sophisticated tool. Posting politics & nudes.

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https://en.pronouns.page/@CarrieONeill

https://linktr.ee/roxiemorgan
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In Mamdani’s New York the conventional “I’m walkin’ here!” will be replaced with pedestrian defense turrets that obliterate personal motor vehicles
January 1, 2026 at 11:57 PM
happy new year fuck everyone my ancestors did not dip their hands in gore for this
January 1, 2026 at 6:40 AM
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The way people have started to speak about infidelity as a crime akin to physical or sexual abuse is wild. You can’t send the whole of France to jail.
December 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
[john darnielle voice]

young father jud was still new to the parish that spring/had been a bare-knuckle fighter ‘til he killed a man in the ring/came with open arms to help us but the parish was sick/pickled long in hatred by one jefferson wicks

[violently strumming G-D(F#)-Em-C in 4/4 time]
then again johnson worked with the mountain goats early in his career and what is more mountains-goats-coded than a film about the director’s relationship with american christianity that features doomed love, a political huckster, an evil priest and a gay little detective?
December 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
December 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Alan Alda will return as Hawkeye in AVENGERS:DOOMSDAY (2026)
December 15, 2024 at 6:01 AM
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the problem with today’s consumerist rape and release society is no one wants to eat what they kill anymore
December 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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you can just turn your girlfriend into a dog and leave her like that. she wont even be particularly upset
December 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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i have perfect transsexual sweetie disorder
December 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
roxie soles roxie soles roxie soles
December 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
closeted lesbian twincest: they were wombmates
December 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
no for real if you enjoy me posting good or would like me to survive long enough to return to long-form writing uhhh please help

ko-fi.com/roxiemarie
December 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
ok so i am once again facing homelessness
December 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
i can feel the eventual essay i’m going to write on the cultural appropriation of irish celtic paganism rising like bile within me
December 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a duck that does crimes
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
oh god this is so real
Sometimes I look at a woman I diffused like a bomb for another woman and I think maybe I should not have done that
December 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
trans people shouldn’t transition beyond minor changes of social performance and they certainly shouldn’t expect to access medical forms of transition i am a very real trans person and definitely not a wrecker
December 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Rob Reiner took the lawless hero — Jason Bourne, Ethan Hunt, Batman — and reminded us that this is actually the bad guy. It’s a lesson worth remembering today.
Rob Reiner reminded us that lawless authoritarians are bad
The unconventional but needed message of "A Few Good Men"
open.substack.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
i’m becoming a margaret thatcher thirst account. 18+, miners dni
December 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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it’s rapemedicalist to tell me a rapekit has to be done by a forensic nurse
December 16, 2025 at 8:25 AM
showering is hygienemedicalist, germs and body odour are concepts made up by showerscum so they can justify calling themselves true hygieners
bedtimes are sleepmedicalist, sleep cycles are a concept made up by sleepscum to justify calling themselves true sleepers
December 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM