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Clear paint is smeared across their skin
But no one knows it's there
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Frankly that’s none of my business.
October 25, 2024 at 6:46 PM
fuck no
October 25, 2024 at 4:37 AM
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throwback
Man, Seth McFarlane was supposed to meet me all the way up here today. Where the fuck is he?
October 21, 2024 at 3:55 PM
top 9 because im indecisive in no order and all of them were top of my head reflex picks without too much thought
October 20, 2024 at 10:56 PM
big minus for this website is that you cant mute/block people directly from the timeline
October 20, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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Twitch Dot Com Slash Brendaniel Funny Clips Thread (from Brendaniel, so it's biased.)
October 18, 2024 at 7:51 AM
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Just got done smoking crack and punching a child in the face as hard as I could

Can’t do that on Twitter, love it here
October 18, 2024 at 7:33 AM
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Hate it when the local sheriff tells me that no animal he’s ever seen could leave bite marks this big.
December 16, 2023 at 4:12 AM
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this would work on me
October 19, 2023 at 6:55 AM
bro what the fuck did they sell me
September 22, 2023 at 7:31 PM
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It really makes me happy to see how warmly this account has been received by the bluesky community, especially given the hostile response to my mattyglesias account!
September 22, 2023 at 4:11 AM
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if only there was a quicker way one could use those poets, novelists and humanities experts to generate good writing. we will never know
September 21, 2023 at 10:35 AM
i was gonna post here about my dnd campaign and then i remembered that one of my players literally gave me the invite for this site god damnit
September 21, 2023 at 12:19 PM
lies of puppet is really fun so far but i feel like boss health bars are a bit too big for a game where you primarily spend time parrying instead of attacking
September 20, 2023 at 4:59 PM
Lies of P started off so well by letting me level up at the stargazers and now i have to go back to the fucking lady in the fucking hotel like you had to do in dark souls 2 and 3 and it sucks and i hate it just let me level up at the bonfire like you did at the start of the game
September 20, 2023 at 3:49 PM
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put me in cyberpunk 2077 or else
September 20, 2023 at 11:16 AM
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September 20, 2023 at 10:20 AM
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my president
September 19, 2023 at 11:44 AM
pissing off the hot bartender so she spits in my drink
September 15, 2023 at 7:31 PM
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Typical Reagan Republican
August 27, 2023 at 3:36 AM
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Desperation creeping in…rotating the single bullet from his nightstand in his mind…
August 24, 2023 at 1:36 AM
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Baseball but replace the ball with a live wasp nest. Then count the stings and reduce the score by the amount of stings the player receives. (Bonus points are awarded for each sting if the batter is allergic)
August 24, 2023 at 3:52 AM
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i could defeat sonic the hedgehog. *chuckles* it would be a trifle
August 24, 2023 at 6:42 AM
jesus christ man
August 22, 2023 at 7:57 PM
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They kicked me out of wizard town because I kept casting unsummon mount on dirt bike wizards that were trying to do cool tricks in front of my shop.
August 21, 2023 at 5:47 PM