Rowan Chainsaw
@rowanchainsaw.bsky.social
she/her. Childhood Cancer Survivor. Q. Wife. Domestic Engineer. Homesteader. Proud Aunty. Grandma in my 30’s. Absurdist. Dogmom. Polyam. Knitter. Excavator.
I had the tough conversation with our 7 year old. She’s not to ever answer the door at home, ever. I know that can only prevent so much. Liam was taken without doing ANYTHING wrong.
This is the bad place…
This is the bad place…
January 22, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I had the tough conversation with our 7 year old. She’s not to ever answer the door at home, ever. I know that can only prevent so much. Liam was taken without doing ANYTHING wrong.
This is the bad place…
This is the bad place…
The reverse psychology may be dumb enough to work :/
quick someone award Jeffrey Epstein a Greatest Pedophile Ever medal and Trump will get so jealous he'll release the Epstein Files just to prove he deserves it more
January 20, 2026 at 4:37 PM
The reverse psychology may be dumb enough to work :/
Introduce yourself with 4 facts:
1. Manchester airport, I know they’re lookin at me, tryna see
2. what queue to put me through security, shocked at the screen
3. of the x-ray machine
4. Cause I’m a little ratboy in the body of a lingerie model
1. Manchester airport, I know they’re lookin at me, tryna see
2. what queue to put me through security, shocked at the screen
3. of the x-ray machine
4. Cause I’m a little ratboy in the body of a lingerie model
Introduce yourself with four facts:
1. I said, "What?"
2. She said, "Ooh-ooh-ooh-ee"
3. I said, "Alright"
4. She said ,"Love me, love me, love me"
1. I said, "What?"
2. She said, "Ooh-ooh-ooh-ee"
3. I said, "Alright"
4. She said ,"Love me, love me, love me"
Introduce yourself with four facts:
1. Your tongue
2. Your transfer
3. Your hand
4. Your answer
1. Your tongue
2. Your transfer
3. Your hand
4. Your answer
January 16, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Introduce yourself with 4 facts:
1. Manchester airport, I know they’re lookin at me, tryna see
2. what queue to put me through security, shocked at the screen
3. of the x-ray machine
4. Cause I’m a little ratboy in the body of a lingerie model
1. Manchester airport, I know they’re lookin at me, tryna see
2. what queue to put me through security, shocked at the screen
3. of the x-ray machine
4. Cause I’m a little ratboy in the body of a lingerie model
My guilty pleasure is watching that one guy abuse the shit out of his air fryer. I watch in horrific fascination as he loads 100’s of “american” cheese food slices, or a bag of skittles, or anything.
I don’t want to repeat his recipes, but I think he’s my pimple popping videos.
I don’t want to repeat his recipes, but I think he’s my pimple popping videos.
January 16, 2026 at 4:23 AM
My guilty pleasure is watching that one guy abuse the shit out of his air fryer. I watch in horrific fascination as he loads 100’s of “american” cheese food slices, or a bag of skittles, or anything.
I don’t want to repeat his recipes, but I think he’s my pimple popping videos.
I don’t want to repeat his recipes, but I think he’s my pimple popping videos.
I JUST GOT MY BAT CANE FROM BIBI AND IT FUCKING ROCKS!!!!
I named her Batilda :)
I named her Batilda :)
It costs 0$ to share a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale.
I sell pins, stickers, compression gloves, artist gloves, hip braces, wrist braces, compression socks, cute bags, walking sticks (selling fast!!) & more!
Store: Bibipins.com
I sell pins, stickers, compression gloves, artist gloves, hip braces, wrist braces, compression socks, cute bags, walking sticks (selling fast!!) & more!
Store: Bibipins.com
January 15, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I JUST GOT MY BAT CANE FROM BIBI AND IT FUCKING ROCKS!!!!
I named her Batilda :)
I named her Batilda :)
Halle-fucking-lujah, my bff was able to get disabled car plates. It took more than a year. But she got them, & now she can park better & closer to her office. She just got through EDS diagnosis, & fuckers were trying to say she’s not disabled, wtf…anywhore, praise be to the Disability Entities ❤️💜
January 15, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Halle-fucking-lujah, my bff was able to get disabled car plates. It took more than a year. But she got them, & now she can park better & closer to her office. She just got through EDS diagnosis, & fuckers were trying to say she’s not disabled, wtf…anywhore, praise be to the Disability Entities ❤️💜
White people white people-ing all over the fucking place. Leave Indigenous people alone for fuck’s sake!!!!! Stop colonizing!!!!!!!
Three of the Ogala Lakota men who were taken by ICE are being held at a former concentration camp.
ICE has no jurisdiction over Native Americans.
They’re not breaking any laws. There’s nowhere to deport them to. They were here first.
They’ve been kidnapped.
ICE has no jurisdiction over Native Americans.
They’re not breaking any laws. There’s nowhere to deport them to. They were here first.
They’ve been kidnapped.
Four Oglala detainees located, three still in ICE custody - ICT
The four Lakota detainees were reportedly sent to a former concentration camp used during the Dakota Wars
ictnews.org
January 14, 2026 at 2:49 PM
White people white people-ing all over the fucking place. Leave Indigenous people alone for fuck’s sake!!!!! Stop colonizing!!!!!!!
Reposted by Rowan Chainsaw
This article is wild. The video is wild. The goal is fear and they're mad they're not getting it.
Pastor: ICE Let Me Free Because I’m White and It Wouldn’t Be “Fun”
A Minneapolis pastor made a shocking confession about what an ICE agent told him after detaining him.
newrepublic.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:36 AM
This article is wild. The video is wild. The goal is fear and they're mad they're not getting it.
Sick and tired of being sick and tired during “unprecedented” events that are precedenting all over the place….
January 12, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Sick and tired of being sick and tired during “unprecedented” events that are precedenting all over the place….
He told his followers “you only need to vote for me one more time.” Cheeto doesn’t intend to have a next prez election….
I try and avoid political posts because… well… *gestures*, but I am *still* seeing posts from Americans talking about stuff that the “next president” will have to clean up after “the next election” and it blows my mind that even despite… well… *gestures*, they still think there’ll be one.
January 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
He told his followers “you only need to vote for me one more time.” Cheeto doesn’t intend to have a next prez election….
Every person in congress is a fucking coward
January 6, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Every person in congress is a fucking coward
“Do unto others as you would have do unto to you.”
He’s CLEARLY stating that kidnapping is okay. He very clearly is asking for it. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
He’s CLEARLY stating that kidnapping is okay. He very clearly is asking for it. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
January 3, 2026 at 3:04 PM
“Do unto others as you would have do unto to you.”
He’s CLEARLY stating that kidnapping is okay. He very clearly is asking for it. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
He’s CLEARLY stating that kidnapping is okay. He very clearly is asking for it. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
We did drive-thru at Wendy’s just now. Didn’t want sauce for any nuggets or fries.
“What do you mean you don’t want sauce?? You gotta have sauce!” said the attendant.
“WE’RE JUST NOT FEELING SAUCY TONIGHT,” i yelled into the box.
“You must feel saucy tonight!”
Fun w/a stranger :)
“What do you mean you don’t want sauce?? You gotta have sauce!” said the attendant.
“WE’RE JUST NOT FEELING SAUCY TONIGHT,” i yelled into the box.
“You must feel saucy tonight!”
Fun w/a stranger :)
January 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
We did drive-thru at Wendy’s just now. Didn’t want sauce for any nuggets or fries.
“What do you mean you don’t want sauce?? You gotta have sauce!” said the attendant.
“WE’RE JUST NOT FEELING SAUCY TONIGHT,” i yelled into the box.
“You must feel saucy tonight!”
Fun w/a stranger :)
“What do you mean you don’t want sauce?? You gotta have sauce!” said the attendant.
“WE’RE JUST NOT FEELING SAUCY TONIGHT,” i yelled into the box.
“You must feel saucy tonight!”
Fun w/a stranger :)
Hi, I’m Chainsaw 🤣
Hi I'm cars
January 2, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Hi, I’m Chainsaw 🤣
Fuck off, 2025. I just knitted too much today, and it wasn’t even a lot, but it was enough to piss off my shoulders, biceps, wrists, and neck, and now I’m in bed on my heating pad, this is bullshit 👎🏻🤬
January 1, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Fuck off, 2025. I just knitted too much today, and it wasn’t even a lot, but it was enough to piss off my shoulders, biceps, wrists, and neck, and now I’m in bed on my heating pad, this is bullshit 👎🏻🤬
Just over at my brother’s house indoctrinating his children with @hamishsteele.bsky.social ‘s Dead Endia. Oh no! I think they’re enjoying it and even gaining some empathy?!?
December 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Just over at my brother’s house indoctrinating his children with @hamishsteele.bsky.social ‘s Dead Endia. Oh no! I think they’re enjoying it and even gaining some empathy?!?
Reposted by Rowan Chainsaw
schrodinger's disability: will i be functional today or not
December 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
schrodinger's disability: will i be functional today or not
I always need my bitches, though….
December 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I always need my bitches, though….
I’m trying, love ❤️💜
December 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’m trying, love ❤️💜
So fucking mad at capitalism in this moment. It feels like someone said “your bleepbloop isn’t blimping, 2k$ now please”, but about my truck. Automatic Grille System?!? Might as well be my flux capacitor! *screams into void*
December 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
So fucking mad at capitalism in this moment. It feels like someone said “your bleepbloop isn’t blimping, 2k$ now please”, but about my truck. Automatic Grille System?!? Might as well be my flux capacitor! *screams into void*
Must share this grade-A stupidface of my baby 🤣
December 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Must share this grade-A stupidface of my baby 🤣
I’ve decided to name it “Eldritch Existential Exhaustion”, as for what comes after burnout and/or exhaustion. Sure. That works….
December 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I’ve decided to name it “Eldritch Existential Exhaustion”, as for what comes after burnout and/or exhaustion. Sure. That works….
Every day further into this hellscape of an administration, I’m so fucking thankful I was able to do the yeeterus. Pregnancy woulda killed me anyway, or given me congestive heart failure, and I’m really glad that NO ONE can make me give birth to someone I don’t want.
December 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Every day further into this hellscape of an administration, I’m so fucking thankful I was able to do the yeeterus. Pregnancy woulda killed me anyway, or given me congestive heart failure, and I’m really glad that NO ONE can make me give birth to someone I don’t want.
Driving around with the song “Release Them Epstein Files” by Mr. Newberger on repeat, blasting with my windows down, just doing my punk civic duty!
December 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Driving around with the song “Release Them Epstein Files” by Mr. Newberger on repeat, blasting with my windows down, just doing my punk civic duty!
Can people just let Bibi have some peace??? They don’t control the freaking post office or the economy of two countries! Cut Abi some slack, for fuck’s sake. She’s going above and beyond for us. Have some decency and respect for her!
A customer is asking me to do the impossible. I'm doing my best to rush my Fulfillment Centre to ship out orders including theirs. I even offered the customer a refund. But they're refusing stating they want their order. But I can't guarantee it will arrive by Christmas.
December 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Can people just let Bibi have some peace??? They don’t control the freaking post office or the economy of two countries! Cut Abi some slack, for fuck’s sake. She’s going above and beyond for us. Have some decency and respect for her!