Carmilladansen
@rootpotato.bsky.social
29 years Depressed. 1 year Estrogen. 0 years funny. Will trade brain for head pats.
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Recentering my world view to see my jokes not being funny as gender affirming
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my understanding of blue deck in magic the gathering
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
my understanding of blue deck in magic the gathering
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go ahead. post another "take." tell me that not liking AI is elitist. accuse Dril of sabotaging Harris's chances at winning the election. say that it's "white male privilege" to not vote for Newsom. come up with a woke way to support genocide. call me gay for liking corn dogs.
February 6, 2026 at 6:35 PM
go ahead. post another "take." tell me that not liking AI is elitist. accuse Dril of sabotaging Harris's chances at winning the election. say that it's "white male privilege" to not vote for Newsom. come up with a woke way to support genocide. call me gay for liking corn dogs.
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every single woman should buy a gun
Epstein said he was ‘asked everyday’ for advice on #MeToo: ‘So many guys reaching out to me’ www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
Epstein said he was ‘asked everyday’ for advice on #MeToo: ‘So many guys reaching out to me’
Files released by DoJ reveal the financier engaging in efforts to blunt the impact of the movement as it was gaining ground
www.theguardian.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:40 PM
every single woman should buy a gun
*getting beat to death with bricks* ya know, it's nice to know someone is thinking about you 😍☺️💜
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
*getting beat to death with bricks* ya know, it's nice to know someone is thinking about you 😍☺️💜
Need to become more pathetic in the way girls think is hot
February 6, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Need to become more pathetic in the way girls think is hot
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Recentering my world view to see my jokes not being funny as gender affirming
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Recentering my world view to see my jokes not being funny as gender affirming
I've spent the last decade with no social life building up my career trying to be financially stable. Thinking I spend my 30s doing drugs and couch surfing see how that feels
February 6, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I've spent the last decade with no social life building up my career trying to be financially stable. Thinking I spend my 30s doing drugs and couch surfing see how that feels
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I hate rage baiters so much. The entire reason you bait is to manipulate people into remembering who you are, bc if they don’t, they can’t be in on “the joke”. What childhood hangups got you addicted to hijacking other people’s pointless attention?
February 6, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I hate rage baiters so much. The entire reason you bait is to manipulate people into remembering who you are, bc if they don’t, they can’t be in on “the joke”. What childhood hangups got you addicted to hijacking other people’s pointless attention?
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Posting at night, women take flight;
Posting in morning, employers take warning.
Posting in morning, employers take warning.
February 6, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Posting at night, women take flight;
Posting in morning, employers take warning.
Posting in morning, employers take warning.
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“How do you circle that square” makes no sense as an idiom for “do something hard”. A square is one of the easiest shapes to circle, actually !
February 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
“How do you circle that square” makes no sense as an idiom for “do something hard”. A square is one of the easiest shapes to circle, actually !
The only truth you can ever know is the one in your mind, so it's funny when your mind lies to you
February 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
The only truth you can ever know is the one in your mind, so it's funny when your mind lies to you
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How it started. How it's going.
February 5, 2026 at 4:59 PM
How it started. How it's going.
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Just bolted out of bed and wrote "this is a book about toxic masculinity!!" in my notebook.
February 5, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Just bolted out of bed and wrote "this is a book about toxic masculinity!!" in my notebook.
Sometimes your friends hate you and that's ok
February 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Sometimes your friends hate you and that's ok
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Imposter syndrome where I don't think my jokes are funny
February 5, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Imposter syndrome where I don't think my jokes are funny
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Legally speaking? You should be allowed to say "it isn't relevant anymore, but the word I couldn't remember 34 minutes ago was [blank]" without it being seen as a non sequitur.
February 5, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Legally speaking? You should be allowed to say "it isn't relevant anymore, but the word I couldn't remember 34 minutes ago was [blank]" without it being seen as a non sequitur.
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*approaching the busiest person in the room* You look like you would ruin my life
February 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
*approaching the busiest person in the room* You look like you would ruin my life
I wonder what it's like to get a notification. To have a missed call. To have multiple texts waiting for you. To be in a group chat. To have someone want to talk to you.
February 4, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I wonder what it's like to get a notification. To have a missed call. To have multiple texts waiting for you. To be in a group chat. To have someone want to talk to you.
MtG? Yeah I transitioned Male to Gamer why do you ask?
February 4, 2026 at 9:07 PM
MtG? Yeah I transitioned Male to Gamer why do you ask?
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Every day I login to Bluesky and become more fervent that libbing-out is the only path forward
February 4, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Every day I login to Bluesky and become more fervent that libbing-out is the only path forward
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I love you. You don't die yet.
February 4, 2026 at 8:43 AM
I love you. You don't die yet.