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BoringKate

@boringkate.com

5.8K followers 380 following 1.4K posts

One of those hormone girls you're always hearing about I have a NSFW account too @boringpornokate.bsky.social And there are links to my other stuff at BoringKate.com

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 19h

Drooling over videos of your own tits and ass rules so hard. I wish autogynophilia was real. I'd be competing at an olympic level.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 21h

Not having to deal with stairs or elevators must slap tho.

BoringKate @boringkate.com · 21h

But also like omg this is totally the setup for a porno!

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 21h

Having a ground floor (or basement) apartment with a window must be bonkers. Like being that exposed to pedestrians. My place has shared balconies and any time there are renovators (or movers idk) passing by (a rare occurrence) I feel so intruded upon.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 1d

Need a girl who's humors are out of balance.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 3d

Hey! Do you mind if I put your penis in my mouth?

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 3d

Haste (the game) majorly rules!

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 3d

People are always talking about girls being as thick as oatmeal. Which makes me feel like a sicko because I kinda like it when the oatmeal is a little watery (obviously thick girls rule tho).

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 4d

The gender implications of the phrase "bear trap" are as astounding as they are erotic.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 5d

I think that arcades should have twinks in bondage with fucking machines. When you score a point (blast someone with a light gun etc) the machine would thrust. And if the twink connected to your machine shoots ropes then you win a prize.

To differentiate it from the at home gaming experience.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 5d

Never let anyone tell you that bitches won't let you fuck them on an air mattress.

Drinking screwdrivers and fucking bitches on an air mattress is what your 20s are for.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 5d

Just a couple more webcam selfies from 2017.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 5d

More random webcam selfies from 2017.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 5d

Random webcam selfies from 2017.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 5d

I was looking through old files and it's wild that I have a screen recording of me showing my tits to guys on Omegle from October 31st 2023 (which I hadn't done in like a decade, but I figured might be a neat concept for a scene).

Omegle shut down (without warning) only a week later!!!

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 6d

A girl is a type of machine that turns copyrighted content into pirated content.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 6d

You don't even have to be trans to take hrt!

Don't overthink it! If you wanna take hrt then take hrt!

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 7d

It's your duty as a straight dude to let the shyest boy in your group of gamer dudes know that you'd all fuck them if they transitioned.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 7d

Liquorice rules!!!

BoringKate @boringkate.com · 7d

I walk into the shelter

They say the cat is fixed

I ask if it's a scheming eunuch or submissive tgirl nullo

They don't understand

I explain the difference between a scheming eunuch and submissive tgirl nullo

They laugh and say it's a good cat

I look inside

I'm stabbed and my empire is seized

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 7d

Wow! 2004!? Hard to overstate how much I'd have fixated on this and her if I'd seen it at the time

BoringKate @boringkate.com · 8d

I always enjoy seeing you around on here! You're a good dog!!!

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 8d

Decentralized social media has always been such a nothingburger of a fix for moderation.

Either being on a less popular server/instance/whatever that allows Unapproved Content (eg marginalized ppl existing) wildly limits reach (you can post, but nobody will see it).

Or it doesn't. Nazis rejoice.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 9d

TODAY'S MY 13 YEAR HRT ANNIVERSARY!!!

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 10d

I'd suck dick for a nice sandwhich rn, but I guess I'd suck dick for no sandwhich too.

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