BoringKate
@boringkate.com
One of those hormone girls you're always hearing about
I have a NSFW account too @boringpornokate.bsky.social
And there are links to my other stuff at BoringKate.com
I have a NSFW account too @boringpornokate.bsky.social
And there are links to my other stuff at BoringKate.com
Not to be a dyke, but we're all in agreement that women with sideburns are fucking hot, right?
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Not to be a dyke, but we're all in agreement that women with sideburns are fucking hot, right?
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It's bonkers how many girls get bottom surgery having had no firsthand contact with a neo vagina. Without even knowing any post op babes they can talk to. Just going in blind.
Surgeons should be setting you up with past patients! You should be eating neo pussy for months! Rigorously finger banging!
Surgeons should be setting you up with past patients! You should be eating neo pussy for months! Rigorously finger banging!
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It's bonkers how many girls get bottom surgery having had no firsthand contact with a neo vagina. Without even knowing any post op babes they can talk to. Just going in blind.
Surgeons should be setting you up with past patients! You should be eating neo pussy for months! Rigorously finger banging!
Surgeons should be setting you up with past patients! You should be eating neo pussy for months! Rigorously finger banging!
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Going through my own personal 9/11 right now (grocery store didn't have the snack I wanted).
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Going through my own personal 9/11 right now (grocery store didn't have the snack I wanted).
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Reposted by BoringKate
As an angsty 16 year old: It's fucked up that 16 year olds can't vote. Teenage votes should count even more than old people votes.
As a mature 35 year old: It's fucked up that 16 year olds can't vote. Teenage votes should count even more than old people votes.
As a mature 35 year old: It's fucked up that 16 year olds can't vote. Teenage votes should count even more than old people votes.
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
As an angsty 16 year old: It's fucked up that 16 year olds can't vote. Teenage votes should count even more than old people votes.
As a mature 35 year old: It's fucked up that 16 year olds can't vote. Teenage votes should count even more than old people votes.
As a mature 35 year old: It's fucked up that 16 year olds can't vote. Teenage votes should count even more than old people votes.
You're so beautiful, girl reading this!!! 💖
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
You're so beautiful, girl reading this!!! 💖
Do you mind if I fist your butthole?
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Do you mind if I fist your butthole?
Hey! You! You're trans!
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Hey! You! You're trans!
If I'm not supposed to wanna lick a sweaty woman then why is sweat salty and tasty? Checkmate, atheists!
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If I'm not supposed to wanna lick a sweaty woman then why is sweat salty and tasty? Checkmate, atheists!
You might be tempted to think that it's cringe for a 35 year old to be wearing a heart choker, but let me assure you that it was also cringe when I was doing it in my twenties.
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
You might be tempted to think that it's cringe for a 35 year old to be wearing a heart choker, but let me assure you that it was also cringe when I was doing it in my twenties.
I can't believe you're making me wear such a sexually degrading bracelet! This is so humiliating!
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I can't believe you're making me wear such a sexually degrading bracelet! This is so humiliating!
Perverted degenerate sicko fantasy: What if the two pornstars performing in this scene together got married! 💦
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Perverted degenerate sicko fantasy: What if the two pornstars performing in this scene together got married! 💦
If women were all sleeping their way to the top then women would be over represented in workplace positions of authority. Instead it's the opposite. We can only conclude that boys are the ones fucking their bosses to get ahead. The average office space must be little more than a gay orgy.
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
If women were all sleeping their way to the top then women would be over represented in workplace positions of authority. Instead it's the opposite. We can only conclude that boys are the ones fucking their bosses to get ahead. The average office space must be little more than a gay orgy.
The fact that hard drives can keep working while being moved is legit witchcraft.
Like how are you working even WITHOUT getting shaken around, ma'am? You're spinning at like a bajillion revolutions per minute! The CIA is gonna fund a coup in there at any second!
Like how are you working even WITHOUT getting shaken around, ma'am? You're spinning at like a bajillion revolutions per minute! The CIA is gonna fund a coup in there at any second!
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The fact that hard drives can keep working while being moved is legit witchcraft.
Like how are you working even WITHOUT getting shaken around, ma'am? You're spinning at like a bajillion revolutions per minute! The CIA is gonna fund a coup in there at any second!
Like how are you working even WITHOUT getting shaken around, ma'am? You're spinning at like a bajillion revolutions per minute! The CIA is gonna fund a coup in there at any second!
Waking up at midnight is so GOATed when the sun sets at 4 pm and you're a weirdo that doesn't have a normie job.
Something about seeing a bright blue sunny sky when you're dead tired fucks so hard.
Seasonal depression can't touch me, bro.
Something about seeing a bright blue sunny sky when you're dead tired fucks so hard.
Seasonal depression can't touch me, bro.
November 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Waking up at midnight is so GOATed when the sun sets at 4 pm and you're a weirdo that doesn't have a normie job.
Something about seeing a bright blue sunny sky when you're dead tired fucks so hard.
Seasonal depression can't touch me, bro.
Something about seeing a bright blue sunny sky when you're dead tired fucks so hard.
Seasonal depression can't touch me, bro.
It continues to be bonkers that Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare is the one that The Fans objected to.
Like are the game's politics rancid? Yeah! It's like Starship Stroopers: The Movie, but sincere! Like Starship Troopers: The Novel!
But that's normal for COD and it rules in every other way!
Like are the game's politics rancid? Yeah! It's like Starship Stroopers: The Movie, but sincere! Like Starship Troopers: The Novel!
But that's normal for COD and it rules in every other way!
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
It continues to be bonkers that Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare is the one that The Fans objected to.
Like are the game's politics rancid? Yeah! It's like Starship Stroopers: The Movie, but sincere! Like Starship Troopers: The Novel!
But that's normal for COD and it rules in every other way!
Like are the game's politics rancid? Yeah! It's like Starship Stroopers: The Movie, but sincere! Like Starship Troopers: The Novel!
But that's normal for COD and it rules in every other way!
If you tell a girl "you're like a sister to me" and she doesn't take the hint then hit her with a "you're like a dog to me."
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
If you tell a girl "you're like a sister to me" and she doesn't take the hint then hit her with a "you're like a dog to me."
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Reskeet if you love trans porn!
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Reskeet if you love trans porn!
I think more girls should have underground lairs.
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I think more girls should have underground lairs.
*sees a jpeg of a woman*
*imagines her with a dick*
*imagines her fat*
*imagines her in a different pose*
*imagines there are tentacles*
*realizes that I'm masturbating to something completely unrelated*
*imagines her with a dick*
*imagines her fat*
*imagines her in a different pose*
*imagines there are tentacles*
*realizes that I'm masturbating to something completely unrelated*
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
*sees a jpeg of a woman*
*imagines her with a dick*
*imagines her fat*
*imagines her in a different pose*
*imagines there are tentacles*
*realizes that I'm masturbating to something completely unrelated*
*imagines her with a dick*
*imagines her fat*
*imagines her in a different pose*
*imagines there are tentacles*
*realizes that I'm masturbating to something completely unrelated*
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Life would be so different if pokemon were real.
Like right now I have: Zero animals.
So it's reasonable to assume that if pokemon were real then I would have: Zero pokemon.
But! Sometimes I see squirrels outside! If pokemon were real then those Squirrels would probably be on fire or something!
Like right now I have: Zero animals.
So it's reasonable to assume that if pokemon were real then I would have: Zero pokemon.
But! Sometimes I see squirrels outside! If pokemon were real then those Squirrels would probably be on fire or something!
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Life would be so different if pokemon were real.
Like right now I have: Zero animals.
So it's reasonable to assume that if pokemon were real then I would have: Zero pokemon.
But! Sometimes I see squirrels outside! If pokemon were real then those Squirrels would probably be on fire or something!
Like right now I have: Zero animals.
So it's reasonable to assume that if pokemon were real then I would have: Zero pokemon.
But! Sometimes I see squirrels outside! If pokemon were real then those Squirrels would probably be on fire or something!