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I think I might've mentioned that before
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
theonion.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
legitimately think he's trying to sound like the guy who impersonates him on SNL.
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
legitimately think he's trying to sound like the guy who impersonates him on SNL.
he's talking about the country like it's a nightclub.
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
he's talking about the country like it's a nightclub.
"nobody can believe what's going on".
hey, we agree on something.
hey, we agree on something.
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
"nobody can believe what's going on".
hey, we agree on something.
hey, we agree on something.
Looks like an @obviousplant.bsky.social poster.
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Looks like an @obviousplant.bsky.social poster.
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tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
December 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
@kunk7.bsky.social hope you are well kunk. Every time I see your avatar I lmao and think of the good times in cville.
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
@kunk7.bsky.social hope you are well kunk. Every time I see your avatar I lmao and think of the good times in cville.
#51 Back away, banana breath. What the hell did you just eat? A banana?
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
#51 Back away, banana breath. What the hell did you just eat? A banana?
have a franchise fantasy football team that is in the tank this year, but it's not a complete loss. I have Jalen Coker, Jaylen Reed, and Jaylin Noel on the roster so I took the opportunity to rename my franchise "Jalen! Jaylen! Jaylin!"
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
have a franchise fantasy football team that is in the tank this year, but it's not a complete loss. I have Jalen Coker, Jaylen Reed, and Jaylin Noel on the roster so I took the opportunity to rename my franchise "Jalen! Jaylen! Jaylin!"
Disney losing all its bargaining power with YT based on gametracker.
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Disney losing all its bargaining power with YT based on gametracker.
Oh for fucks sake Vilma I was with you when you dropped a second 6-7 on him, but not sure why you needed to ask where we were as a nation?
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Oh for fucks sake Vilma I was with you when you dropped a second 6-7 on him, but not sure why you needed to ask where we were as a nation?
Nothing clears my podcast backlog like tuning into nbc sports app at 9:00 a.m. and hearing "Ross Tucker is in for Dan Patrick".
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Nothing clears my podcast backlog like tuning into nbc sports app at 9:00 a.m. and hearing "Ross Tucker is in for Dan Patrick".
Dominguez and Hernandez look like twins
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Dominguez and Hernandez look like twins
People forget that Andres Gimenez signed a 9-figure contract.
November 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
People forget that Andres Gimenez signed a 9-figure contract.
when you call a bourbon a "daily drinker" you think you're providing a recommendation for a bottle that won't break the bank and has a quality flavor profile but in reality that person hears "I'm an alcoholic".
October 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
when you call a bourbon a "daily drinker" you think you're providing a recommendation for a bottle that won't break the bank and has a quality flavor profile but in reality that person hears "I'm an alcoholic".
Domestic terrorists. No other words for it.
Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.
For the crime of … complaining about government policy.
Core 1A speech.
With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
For the crime of … complaining about government policy.
Core 1A speech.
With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
October 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Domestic terrorists. No other words for it.
not sure if more annoyed when someone sends an email that should be personalized but clearly uses chatgeepeetee or when they don't bother to at least remove the dead giveaways (emojis, hyphens, page breaks).
October 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
not sure if more annoyed when someone sends an email that should be personalized but clearly uses chatgeepeetee or when they don't bother to at least remove the dead giveaways (emojis, hyphens, page breaks).
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showing up to grandpa's will reading like
October 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
showing up to grandpa's will reading like
That was NOT a service dog.
October 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
That was NOT a service dog.
My daughter's iPad group chat notification frequency sounds like Hector Salamanca after having some really bad chile relleno.
September 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My daughter's iPad group chat notification frequency sounds like Hector Salamanca after having some really bad chile relleno.
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He pardoned a bunch of people that committed political violence
Trump released a video tonight promising to "find each and every one of those who contributed to this atrocity, and to other political violence, including the organizations that fund it and support it."
Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
September 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
He pardoned a bunch of people that committed political violence
Lol wtf does "Breaking news from the Athletic" mean? Muthafuckas you didn't host the semis in your basement, millions of people watched this on live TV.
Breaking News from @theathletic.com: Carlos Alcaraz and Jannik Sinner have advanced to the U.S. Open final, for a rematch of this year’s Wimbledon final.
US Open 2025 live updates: Sinner sets up final with Alcaraz after beating Auger-Aliassime in four sets
www.nytimes.com
September 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Lol wtf does "Breaking news from the Athletic" mean? Muthafuckas you didn't host the semis in your basement, millions of people watched this on live TV.