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TRUMP: *immediately punts question to Hegseth*
It pains me to see it, because Platner seemed like the real deal.
It pains me to see it, because Platner seemed like the real deal.
But then he says CBP vehicles, in general, don't have dashcams.
He confirms for Ellis that the only video would be from body-worn cameras.
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TRUMP: It'll be a lot. And it'll be Democrat-oriented.
Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke
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The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
He says originalism is a fraud—and the Republican justices are shamelessly making up facts and history to impose radical Christian nationalism: slate.com/news-and-pol...
He says originalism is a fraud—and the Republican justices are shamelessly making up facts and history to impose radical Christian nationalism: slate.com/news-and-pol...
The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.
The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.
They’ve been summarily executing “terrorist drug runners“ (fishermen?) off the coast, guys.
They will use this lie to surveil, imprison, and kill Americans on the left.
This may be our Reichstag Fire moment. Wake up.
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They’ve been summarily executing “terrorist drug runners“ (fishermen?) off the coast, guys.
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After equipping this item, you may not remove it from your hand. You must gaze deeply into it with every action and be driven mad. Messages from the damned come to you in haunting whispers and chilling images. Every year, you must purchase the newest version.