Lauren: "I saw a thing on tiktok about using avrotisserie three ways..."
Me:
Me:
a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is looking at the camera .
ALT: a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is looking at the camera .
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November 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Lauren: "I saw a thing on tiktok about using avrotisserie three ways..."
Me:
Me:
Remake of Winds of War/War and Remembrance, but Wouk.
they’re forcing kids to read “the caine mutiny,” because of wouk
November 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Remake of Winds of War/War and Remembrance, but Wouk.
Reposted by Rob Hanna
🗣️SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK, CRAIG
November 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
🗣️SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK, CRAIG
If this involves Schwarbs: cool.
If this does not involve Schearbs: corny.
If this does not involve Schearbs: corny.
Is this heaven?
We're heading to Iowa to play in the MLB at Field of Dreams game!
We're heading to Iowa to play in the MLB at Field of Dreams game!
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If this involves Schwarbs: cool.
If this does not involve Schearbs: corny.
If this does not involve Schearbs: corny.
Amen.
I'm as stressed about the offense looking disjointed as anybody, but I'm also pretty confident we repeat.
There's no good reason not to feel joy about all this.
I'm as stressed about the offense looking disjointed as anybody, but I'm also pretty confident we repeat.
There's no good reason not to feel joy about all this.
“If the Eagles make you happy, then why the hell are you so sad?”
I wrote about enjoying this Eagles season and this era overall despite the never-ending drama and doomer discourse. open.substack.com/pub/broadstr...
I wrote about enjoying this Eagles season and this era overall despite the never-ending drama and doomer discourse. open.substack.com/pub/broadstr...
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Amen.
I'm as stressed about the offense looking disjointed as anybody, but I'm also pretty confident we repeat.
There's no good reason not to feel joy about all this.
I'm as stressed about the offense looking disjointed as anybody, but I'm also pretty confident we repeat.
There's no good reason not to feel joy about all this.
This is disrespectful to the Eagles.
Jared Goff takes the blame for a bad game from Amon-Ra St. Brown.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Jared Goff takes the blame for a bad game from Amon-Ra St. Brown
St. Brown caught just two passes on 12 targets, the fewest passes on that many targets for any wide receiver in the NFL in any game this season.
www.nbcsports.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This is disrespectful to the Eagles.
Reposted by Rob Hanna
every once in a while I'll tell my wife I'm sending a dick pick.
every time it's
every time it's
a man with a beard is sitting in a chair and the name dick van dyke is on the bottom of the screen
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a chair and the name dick van dyke is on the bottom of the screen
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November 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
every once in a while I'll tell my wife I'm sending a dick pick.
every time it's
every time it's
Occurs to me that I forgot Ramon Laureano.
Padres *might* move him? 6.5 mil club option that definitely gets picked up.
Not sure where the Dads are at, strategically. 90-win team that feels a bit stuck.
Padres *might* move him? 6.5 mil club option that definitely gets picked up.
Not sure where the Dads are at, strategically. 90-win team that feels a bit stuck.
The O's got great production out of Santander and Cowser in 2024, noped out of Santander on the FA market (smart), and signed O'Neill and Carlson. Which I liked. Ooops.
Now here they are giving up a pretty good young pitcher to try and fill that hole again.
What's the deal w/ Cowser?
Now here they are giving up a pretty good young pitcher to try and fill that hole again.
What's the deal w/ Cowser?
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Occurs to me that I forgot Ramon Laureano.
Padres *might* move him? 6.5 mil club option that definitely gets picked up.
Not sure where the Dads are at, strategically. 90-win team that feels a bit stuck.
Padres *might* move him? 6.5 mil club option that definitely gets picked up.
Not sure where the Dads are at, strategically. 90-win team that feels a bit stuck.
Whaaaa???
Taylor Ward was a guy I wanted...
I just don't understand this from the O's perspective.
Orioles need more good, controllable pitching? He missed all of 2025, but he's under team control until 2030. Ward's good, not great?
Taylor Ward was a guy I wanted...
I just don't understand this from the O's perspective.
Orioles need more good, controllable pitching? He missed all of 2025, but he's under team control until 2030. Ward's good, not great?
Late-night trade:
The Orioles trade Grayson Rodriguez to the Angels for Taylor Ward.
The Orioles trade Grayson Rodriguez to the Angels for Taylor Ward.
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Whaaaa???
Taylor Ward was a guy I wanted...
I just don't understand this from the O's perspective.
Orioles need more good, controllable pitching? He missed all of 2025, but he's under team control until 2030. Ward's good, not great?
Taylor Ward was a guy I wanted...
I just don't understand this from the O's perspective.
Orioles need more good, controllable pitching? He missed all of 2025, but he's under team control until 2030. Ward's good, not great?
This is true.
But you know and I know that the overwhelming majority of Americans would sell the Constitution down the river for 2 thousand bucks. Probably a lot less.
Which reflects a broken society that predated all this.
But you know and I know that the overwhelming majority of Americans would sell the Constitution down the river for 2 thousand bucks. Probably a lot less.
Which reflects a broken society that predated all this.
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This is true.
But you know and I know that the overwhelming majority of Americans would sell the Constitution down the river for 2 thousand bucks. Probably a lot less.
Which reflects a broken society that predated all this.
But you know and I know that the overwhelming majority of Americans would sell the Constitution down the river for 2 thousand bucks. Probably a lot less.
Which reflects a broken society that predated all this.
I love Dick.
So much.
So much.
At almost 100, Dick Van Dyke won't sit still — and is eying one more big role
Ahead of his 100th birthday, the legendary actor reflects on his life and movies and his secret to longevity.
Ahead of his 100th birthday, the legendary actor reflects on his life and movies and his secret to longevity.
At almost 100, Dick Van Dyke won't sit still — and is eying one more big role
Ahead of his 100th birthday, the legendary actor reflects on his life and movies and his secret to longevity.
www.nbcnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I love Dick.
So much.
So much.
Why is it... orange? This is the wrong color, no. Also, too tall.
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Why is it... orange? This is the wrong color, no. Also, too tall.
I mean, really!
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I mean, really!
Tobey Maguire has gotten amazing parts in so many good movies, and I just don't understand it.
Shrimpy twerp guy doing vocal fry. Why is he a movie star?
Shrimpy twerp guy doing vocal fry. Why is he a movie star?
What actor are you so (rationally or not) repulsed by that their work, no matter how good, is unwatchable to you?
Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Tobey Maguire has gotten amazing parts in so many good movies, and I just don't understand it.
Shrimpy twerp guy doing vocal fry. Why is he a movie star?
Shrimpy twerp guy doing vocal fry. Why is he a movie star?
Here's the lowdown, btw. I'm on Team Suda, don't really understand why one wouldn't be, tbh.
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Here's the lowdown, btw. I'm on Team Suda, don't really understand why one wouldn't be, tbh.
Like I give a fuck.
Go eat mussels, and leave us alone.
Go eat mussels, and leave us alone.
✨ The Michelin Man is here.
⭐️ How many Michelin stars will Philly get? Live updates: www.inquirer.com/food/live/mi...
⭐️ How many Michelin stars will Philly get? Live updates: www.inquirer.com/food/live/mi...
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Like I give a fuck.
Go eat mussels, and leave us alone.
Go eat mussels, and leave us alone.
I don't think academic historians understand how the general public *thinks* about history.
Try and explain what's problematic about Ken Burns to a normie. You won't be wrong, but they'll look at you funny.
Given that, OF COURSE it's important to incorporate voices that usually get silenced...
Try and explain what's problematic about Ken Burns to a normie. You won't be wrong, but they'll look at you funny.
Given that, OF COURSE it's important to incorporate voices that usually get silenced...
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I don't think academic historians understand how the general public *thinks* about history.
Try and explain what's problematic about Ken Burns to a normie. You won't be wrong, but they'll look at you funny.
Given that, OF COURSE it's important to incorporate voices that usually get silenced...
Try and explain what's problematic about Ken Burns to a normie. You won't be wrong, but they'll look at you funny.
Given that, OF COURSE it's important to incorporate voices that usually get silenced...
Reposted by Rob Hanna
How would that be done? And is there one consensus/traditional narrative? I think there are multiple ways to describe the c/narrative, with people citing different elements. That’s why some look at this & see a desecrated c/t narrative & others see an essentially undisturbed c/t narrative.
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
How would that be done? And is there one consensus/traditional narrative? I think there are multiple ways to describe the c/narrative, with people citing different elements. That’s why some look at this & see a desecrated c/t narrative & others see an essentially undisturbed c/t narrative.
Aww, FUCK yeah!
Anybody want some motherfucking cornbread?
Anybody want some motherfucking cornbread?
November 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Aww, FUCK yeah!
Anybody want some motherfucking cornbread?
Anybody want some motherfucking cornbread?
Subtweet.
I, a Philadelphian since the day I was born, have always called it the Art Museum.
About time they caught up.
I, a Philadelphian since the day I was born, have always called it the Art Museum.
About time they caught up.
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Subtweet.
I, a Philadelphian since the day I was born, have always called it the Art Museum.
About time they caught up.
I, a Philadelphian since the day I was born, have always called it the Art Museum.
About time they caught up.
I took a girl to the prom. Matt Ryan was in her class, he was there.
Should I tell him about my skincare routine, or something? This man looks like he's got a decade on me.
Should I tell him about my skincare routine, or something? This man looks like he's got a decade on me.
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I took a girl to the prom. Matt Ryan was in her class, he was there.
Should I tell him about my skincare routine, or something? This man looks like he's got a decade on me.
Should I tell him about my skincare routine, or something? This man looks like he's got a decade on me.
Too big for his britches. Gonna find the hell out.
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Too big for his britches. Gonna find the hell out.
The Chester Union.
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The Chester Union.
Oh! I should tell youse about Snappy Lunch in Mt. Airy, NC. Just down the road from my grandparents' house.
Tiny little legend of a place. They make this delicious fried pork chop sandwich. Ask for it "all the way." Slaw, chili, mustard, tomato, onion...
Worth the trip.
Tiny little legend of a place. They make this delicious fried pork chop sandwich. Ask for it "all the way." Slaw, chili, mustard, tomato, onion...
Worth the trip.
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Oh! I should tell youse about Snappy Lunch in Mt. Airy, NC. Just down the road from my grandparents' house.
Tiny little legend of a place. They make this delicious fried pork chop sandwich. Ask for it "all the way." Slaw, chili, mustard, tomato, onion...
Worth the trip.
Tiny little legend of a place. They make this delicious fried pork chop sandwich. Ask for it "all the way." Slaw, chili, mustard, tomato, onion...
Worth the trip.