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Rob Hanna
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Nah.
Why is Orion Kerkering involved in this?
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
So is this, fuck you.

We've beaten the Rams three times, like...
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This is true.

But you know and I know that the overwhelming majority of Americans would sell the Constitution down the river for 2 thousand bucks. Probably a lot less.

Which reflects a broken society that predated all this.
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This is very similar to the logo I grew up with. It's good. I like it.

You used to get these little tin badges you folded onto your shirt, like so. It's really nostalgic for me.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Aww, FUCK yeah!

Anybody want some motherfucking cornbread?
November 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I took a girl to the prom. Matt Ryan was in her class, he was there.

Should I tell him about my skincare routine, or something? This man looks like he's got a decade on me.
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Too big for his britches. Gonna find the hell out.
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
My mother loved pimento cheese more than is reasonable for that sort of thing.
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Oh! I should tell youse about Snappy Lunch in Mt. Airy, NC. Just down the road from my grandparents' house.

Tiny little legend of a place. They make this delicious fried pork chop sandwich. Ask for it "all the way." Slaw, chili, mustard, tomato, onion...

Worth the trip.
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Here's slop from my parents' hometowns.

New Mexico stacked enchilads (dad). With a fried egg. Visceral.

Lexington BBQ (mom), w/ slaw and fries, which is the classic presentation, but I like hush puppies instead.

The slaw is a thinb mosylt people don't know about. Vinegary, peppery, fabulous.
November 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Skyline is not fine.

My city has this:
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Have never encountered a computer w/o a headphone jack, but I was delighted when my new cheapass refurbished tabled had one.
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Literally making this face all day.
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The Mets:
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Abreu's a ways behind them, for me. But I think clearly deserving. Got on base more than Tony Gwynn or Ichiro. Better career OPS than Wade Boggs, was also a base-stealing threat.

I'll isolate for peak in a sec.
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
As a former catcher, this is so impressive.

Throw bounces. Long hop, but still. Catchers mitts' pockets are really shallow. Weak throws w/ a lot of spin on the ball can be a lot of trouble. Ball can spin out.

And he gets from HERE to THERE so fast.
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Let me put it like this: I have heard about Utley talking about the Mets off-camera from multiple people.

One of us.
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Counterpoint:
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Who beats us?
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
My dude, what the fuck is a "cheesesteak sandwich?" It's not a "Philly Cheesesteak," either. Nor is it a "steak n' cheese."

Just say "cheesesteak." What is wrong with you? Go home.
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
how that shit operates. fuck you.
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
🎵Damn it feels good to be a Parrett🎵
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM